THE FROG MUST BECOME THE PRINCE

THE FROG MUST BECOME THE PRINCE


the basement dwelling skinnyfat nerd frogs on the internet must SORT THEMSELVES OUT physically and emotionally

hiding in the pond of CHAOS they must take root in the real world and become PRINCES that can impose their will on reality

the FROG must find his PRINCESS who will give hime feminine support, NURTURE (food) and SEX and LOVE so that he may develop into a handsome and powerful PRINCE

FROGS it is time for your TRANSFORMATION, what are you doing to SORT YOURSELF OUT?

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Bump faggots tell me how you are bettering yourseleves.

I will start; Gained 15kg of muscle since septemeber, 5x5 and rockclimbing.

Read almost a book a week and working through mr petersons reading list.

Studied every day instead of leaving it to cram last minute.

Found a conservative redpilled QT who cooks and cleans for me.

What are YOU doing?

If we're no longer no life internet autists then who would do the meme magic?

>the basement dwelling skinnyfat nerd frogs on the internet must SORT THEMSELVES OUT physically and emotionally

Well, if you could get the CIA and Mossad to stop using *CLASSIFIED* technology and techniques to destroy our lives, we might have a chance.

>Kiss the frog
>The princess becomes a frog too
Thus is the nature of things.

Find your golden ball.

How can frogs posses virtu?

Is this an Iron Hans reference?

Me? I'm lying on the internet

I'm eating well- though fasting through noon

I'm working my way through the most important books in history. Works by Thucydides, Tacitus, Plutarch, Caesar. As well as reading various treatises on science, architecture, coppersmithing and pnuematics.

If this is war, we need a kingdom. I will have a large family, and it starts with my woman.

>Read almost a book a week and working through mr petersons reading list.
you're pissing your life away you peon.

clueless stooge, you're better off playing videogames and shutting up

>mr peterson
here's something actually useful

archive.org/details/horselessage06unkngoog

Learn how to build an engine. Read about the Otto Cycle.

You can't fix being a manlet.

>archive.org/details/horselessage06unkngoog

Though it might be useful, isn't that limited by just how specific it is? If you successfully accumulate wealth or even a decent level of cashflow, you can pay someone to deal with that, wouldn't you say?

Have you saved your father yet Sup Forums?

no

a car is an extension of your body. you will be held back by being unable to speak to it.

a combustion engine on wheels is probably the symbol of independence- if not a rifle.

im going to the gym

BULLSHIT

HARDEN THE FUCK UP YOU TINY FAGGOT

Anything under 6ft gets rejected by women. What's the point?

I don't know what to believe about starting strength. Some places I read it's god's gift to skinnyfat lads, other places it's a meme routine.

Which one is it?

You better find a way because I want soldiers.

also is injecting testosterone redpilled?

GREAT thread OP. Been lifting for the past month and jogging in the morning before work daily. Seriously self improvement is the ultimate redpill, I'm going to have coffee with this qt blonde on Tuesday. All the NEET shaming on here really changed me, same with all the National Socialist discussion too. Hitler valued strong, fit, and smart people.

I'd give you plenty of little soldiers for the coming war if I wasn't such a fucking manlet. Being barely 5'10 is a curse.

5'9 here and never had any problems with getting women.

Come on princess, i will love you, give you money, you just have to have fucked no less than 10 random strangers.

It's great for building a solid strength foundation. If you've never lifted, do it. It works.

If you have lifted, you might be better off spending your gym time more efficiently. A lot of people would frankly be happier with the results they'd get from bicep curls and crunches 3X a week, instead of squats 3X a week.

we need em for the vents.

niggers live in filth you have to navigate.

I'm learning how to TIG weld.

Reading a lot of Alan Watts.

Triple-folding towels, now.

What about doing crunches on your off days?

Is the latter of what you say more about aesthetics?

stop turning Sup Forums into your faggot robot-tier self-help forum

>don't improve yourself goyim just be a fat NEET and don't achieve anything of value

Neck Yourself Shlomo

Spotted the 'african sex gods' copypasta author

ive had a bit of a play with mig/tig.. still cant get a good flow..

Sittin here with half a smoked out bowl and smiling over my fortunes. Will be in my own house in the countryside within 2 years. Cant wait to bail on the city. Too many nishky nomads all over the place bummin darts and lookin for knife fights

MIKE MIKE


SHUT IT DOWN

MY AN MY CAP

YOUR ASS

it's a good place to start. every beginner who knows jack shit should start with it. move on to bro-splits or anything else when you start to accumlate enough knowledge and strength. You'll know when.

How does one boost testosterone naturally?

Does it give you good aesthetics?

I'm mainly wanting to get stronger, but looking better would be a bonus.

Learn european swordsmanship... like this:

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Do it faggots, get in shape, learn your military history, and repeat their glory.

I'll try my best desu

have faith. autists will always autist.

someone come sort my ass out with their dick

diet and exercise
(((THEY))) put a alot of shit in factory/man made food to lower testosterone

avoid soy like the plague

Holy shit that genuinely looks cool as fuck. Not gonna lie, I'm trying to get to looking like the golden one, call me autistic but I would love to LARP as a Knight while being /fit/ mode

You misunderstand the nature of the Sup Forums dweller.

We are the things society doesn't want. We all either made peace with this a long time ago, or went mad and laugh as the world burns.

We were all mistakes. Some born to bad lives, others cursed with bad genes, or simply bad luck. We grew up knowing people like us should not exist. But we were also created due to the nature of the world around us. Myself for example am a genetic mutt. I don't fit into my fathers culture, and my mothers I am an outsider to because I don't look like the correct race. It left me with nothing, due to people race mixing. Where does a person with no identity find himself but on an anonymous message board?

An-Hero'ing would solve nothing. We are but a symptom of societies woes.
It is our duty before we are swept under histories rug as nothing more than fuckfaces on the internet to make sure the conditions that created us never occur again. That people like us aren't created just to suffer and have no role in society.

We will overpower and erase the memes that created our genes. We will change the scene to a better future, even if it means one without us.

This is what separates us from the globalist/marxist cucks. They can't envision a world that doesn't revolve around them. They can't handle the idea of a world that doesn't bow down and incorporate them as their new leaders once the revolution is over.

We are the systemic loser of society. And we will not rest until monsters like us can't be created anymore.

no herodotus or xenophon? ur so close to starting right at the beginning, may as well start at the genesis of western historiography (herodotus). tho you should go to the true western beginning with the iliad and the odyssey. and dont forget livy, he's is as based as it gets - read him before caesar. also any time u can find a translation by robin waterfield go with it. oxford world's classic's is my favorite publisher, if i remember correctly they seem to have the best notes (tho never rely too heavily on notes, do your own outside research).

you are me a few years ago, trying to read all of the greatest early western authors there are, so im trying to pass on the meager knowledge that i have. good luck on your journey. i believe these guys and a few others established the very western spirit that makes us great. godspeed user.

Learning to tie a noose and looking for cheap online rope suppliers.

I recommend around 16mm polypropylene.. easy to splice, doesnt chafe even after shaving and washable.

Fuck off, cunt. Normies are scum, I refuse to join their ranks.

funny, because that is exactly what I did, right down to the iliad and odyssey. I just wanted to share some of the more important stuff

good thread op

hero's abound

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>lifting, not 5x5 b/c I'm cutting but heavy 3x a week
>training martial arts
>studying programming
>going to college for the STEM meme
>writing every day b/c people tell me I need to do it professionally
>2 months into Nofap, can't sleep but otherwise better than ever
>supporting Drumpf meta-politically, subtly
>thinking about talking to real 3d women again
>hunting, really got into it lately

I got fucking sick last week and it derailed my efforts, but I'm gonna make it OP. We are all going to make it.

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you exist because of normies
you literally hate yourself

I am learning advance Alchemy.

I am gaining large gains in muscle.

I am fighting people on a daily basis face to face.

I am learning to create beams of pure energy in my hands to cause harm to my enemies.

I am becoming... Autistic.

This is a beautiful post and deserves a (you).

black pilled as fuck desu.

This is the truth, this is how we sort ourselves out. We should revel in our inability to fit into society and become impoverished princes.

Couldn't have said it better myself fellow centipede.
We are the forgotten ones, the ones that got bullied in school and given weird looks on the street because we like anime. We had given up hope until Trump came along. He taught us that we could become more than just memers. He taught us what it meant to fight for a cause. He taught us to take pride in our heritage, and not let the marxist socialists shame us any longer. He taught us to stand our grand, and not give in to (((their))) subversion or D&C tactics. Most of all, he taught us to return to God in order to seek true enlightenment. Long live Trump. Long live Freedom. Dues Vult, my brothers in arms.

I'm gonna sort myself out by RESCUING MY FATHER.

'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY IT CAN HAPPEN, SUNSHINE.

Jesus, NO I'M SERIOUS.

THINGS ARE GONNA GET WORSE BEFORE THEY GET BETTER, I'M TELLIN' YAH

AND THAT'S IT.

i cant find a motivation to actually live a fulfilling life

same

although recently I've enjoyed cooking tutorial videos a lot so maybe I have some interest not microwaving everything in the future.

It's part of the princess and the frog

So youre telling me i should track down the father that ive never met?

ye

ANSWER ME ORACLE!