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would jesus help me?
I'd take a whip and hit him harder for the glory of rome
why not. looks like an easy decision to make.
I wouldn't help this fucking jew lover for the life of me. Gas The Jesus, Race War Now!
Yeah, I would help with the cross. Not going to attack the roman it wouldn't be right.
I would totally help Jesus
Be kind and compassionate to one another, forgiving each other, just as in Christ God forgave you. -Ephesians 4:32
Did Pilate wiretap jesus? And if so, did it made him think?
Yes I would
no. he would not want anyone to help him
Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love. -1 John 4:8
Yes.
Whats it like being 13?
It was ordained for him to die.
Help carry it? Yeah. But I wouldn't stop the prophecy being fulfilled.
this
The past is the past, let the dead bury the dead. I call on everyone here to follow the LIVING Christ.
strung him up there myself
What's it like being a Christcuck?
would I even be allowed to
I feel like that roman would just try and whack me to get me to run away
>tips
So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand - Isaiah 41:10
Why would I ever help a Kike?
would totally help the anti-jew, jew. to spite the jews.
>Then Simon Peter, who had a sword, drew it
Jesus knew it would be futile, and he had to sacrifice himself for the sake of Mankind.
>atheists trying to sound intelligent again
pick up a book retard.
nope
that jew didnt help me when i needed him
I wouldn't go to the execution in the first place (lazy sandnog)
Oy Macedonkey, instead of fucking about tell us how your country will be divided between bulgaria,albania and Grecos
For the Spirit God gave us does not make us timid, but gives us power, love and self-discipline - Timothy 1:7
She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20 NIV
no he was a fag and a cuck bitch.
Of course I would
Kek
I'd help the Romans.
I've ask a lot of christians this and they would all let him die. They would let him, their savior, their god, be humiliated and suffer in agony for hours and hours just to save themselves from their own sins. How selfish, they don't deserve a guy that good.
But then again, if they tried to help they would be killed too and they are only human.
But it should be impulsive to want to save him right? These ppl didn't even struggle with their answer.
Last week our history law professor said that jesus was denounced by the Jews and executed by the romans.
Is this a controversial statement in 2017?
nah, in reality that beam of wood would have been 40% lighter because that cross section wouldnt have been there
>ITT people unironically beliveing jesus was killed on a "cross" lmao
Would fucking stab him in the heart and spit on his dead face . if he didnt exist , islam wouldn't exist too
Reminds me of that game - The (You) Testament.
I would not only help Jesus, but suplex him and help him kill all of Judea with my jedi mind tricks.
What would Jesus do?
if i help him he wont fulfill his destiny so no
nah jesus is controlled opposition and a false flag
No. My true God is the emperor's one. Soli invicto.
not sure how I'd react
would be pretty scary and intense
>helping a kike
Gas yourself.
This guy gets it.
Kekism is a religion of peace, and Sup Forums is a board of peace. GAS THE KIKES, RACE WAR NOW, ALL NIGGERS MUST DIE.
Praise Kek. Shadilay.
>Last week our history law professor said that jesus was denounced by the Jews and executed by the romans.
Yeah, well can your law professor prove that in court?
In this scenario, is Jesus the Son of God sent to die for our sins? If so, then no, I wouldn't "help" him, since his mission is to die for my benefit. If he wanted help, he'd just use his powers.
If Jesus is just a regular human in this scenario, then still no. In this case it's because any such effort would be futile and would result in me being crucified.
I would never interfere in the killing of a jew
Kikeonastick theory?
...
>theory
It's a fact, m8.
I HAVE TAKEN THE NAZIRINE OATH AS MY FATHER DID BEFORE ME
No, if I help him the whole story for him goes wrong.
Say I rode in on a custom Harley chopper, grabbed jesus and rode to the clubhouse.
Jesus is not going to be happy as I've just ruined the bible.
JESUS IS A HIDDEN NAME
Jesus is a hidden name, Christ is an open one.
So Jesus is not a word in any tongue but a name
they call him.
In Syriac the Christ is messias, in Greek he is christos.
All languages have their own way of calling him.
Nazirite is the revealed name for what is secret.
>gospel of philip
>Nazirite is the revealed name for what is secret.
>Nazirite
>Nazi rite
REMINDER: The 'H' in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hitler.
CONVERTS
A Jew makes a Jew whom we call a convert.
A convert makes no convert.
Some are and make others like them,
while others simply are.
SLAVES
A slave longs for freedom
and doesn’t hope to own a master’s estate.
A child claims the father’s legacy,
but those who inherit the dead are dead.
Heirs to the living are alive
and are heirs to life and death.
The dead are heirs to nothing.
How can the dead inherit?
Yet if the dead inherits the living,
the living won’t die and the dead will survive.
GENTILES, JEWS, CHRISTIANS
A gentile doesn’t die, never
having been alive to die.
You who find truth are alive;
another may die, being alive.
Since Christ came the world was made,
cities adorned, and the dead buried.
When we were Jews we were orphans
with only a mother.
When we turned Christian we had a father
and a mother.
SOWING IN SEASON
Those who sow in winter reap in summer.
Let us sow in the world to reap in summer.
Winter is the world, summer the other realm.
It is wrong to pray in winter.
From winter comes summer.
If you reap in winter you will not reap.
You will pull up young plants.
At the wrong season no crop is yours.
Even on the days of the Sabbath
the field is barren.
LIGHT AND DARKNESS
Light and darkness, life and death, on the right and left,
these are children, they are inseparably together.
But the good are not good, the wicked not wicked,
life not life, death not death.
Each element fades to an original source.
But those who live above the world cannot fade.
They are eternal.
Jesus (Yeshua in Hebrew) means "Yahweh Saves".
When you say "Jesus Saves" you are saying "Yahweh Saves Saves".
Christ is simply the Greek way to say "Savior".
I can't think of a more simple way to show how Christianity began as Jewish but took on Greek-Roman aspects.
Nazirite probably comes from the word "Notzrim" (or the Hebrew root NZR) which means "branch", which is a metaphor for a descendant of David, which would make him a legit Messiah. That he was "from Nazareth" indicates that goyim cucks who didn't know Hebrew explained the word by making it the name of his birthplace.
But I agree that you don't get Nazis without Ashkenazis.
In OPs pic, Jesus is helping us by defeating death. We all have our own Cross to bare as well. Jesus helps us through that too.
Christ means the annointed in greek, not savior
No, he's an all powerful, all knowing
being, if he can't haul two 2x4's
by himself, nor did he foresee this shit
happening to him, he can fuck off.
NAMES
The names of earthly things are illusory.
We stray from the real to the unreal.
If you hear the word “god,” you miss the real
and hear the unreal.
Father, son, holy spirit, life, light, resurrection, church.
These words are not real. They are unreal
but refer to the real, and are heard in the world.
They fool us. If those names were in the eternal realm,
they would never be heard on earth.
They were not assigned to us here.
Their end dwells in the eternal realm.
THE NAME NOT UTTERED
Only one name is not uttered in the world:
the name the father gave the son.
Above the name of all others is the father’s name.
The son would not be father without wearing
the father’s name.
Those with his name know it but do not speak it.
Those without his name do not think it.
TRUTH MADE NAMES
Truth made names in the world,
and without them we can’t think.
Truth is one and is many,
teaching one thing through the many.
RULERS
The rulers wanted to fool us,
since they saw we were connected with the good.
They took the names of the good
and gave them to the not good
so with names they could trick
and rope us to the not good.
As though doing us a favor,
they took names from the not good
and placed them on the good.
They knew what they were doing.
They wanted to grab those of us who were free
and make us eternal slaves.
FORCES
There are forces that don’t want us to be saved.
They act for their own sake. . . .
If we are saved there will be no sacrifices,
no animals offered to the forces.
Yes, they made sacrifices to the animals.
They were alive when they offered them,
and then they died.
They offered us dead to god,
and we lived.
ONCE THERE WAS NO BREAD
Before Christ came there was no bread in the world,
just as paradise, with its Adam, had many trees
for nourishing animals but no wheat for humans.
Once we nourished ourselves like animals,
but when the perfect Christ came,
he carried bread down from heaven
so we could eat like humans.
RULERS AND THE HOLY SPIRIT
The rulers thought they had done everything
alone, but in secret
the holy spirit on her own accomplished it all.
of course not, fuck your jew god.
>Nazirite probably comes from the word "Notzrim" (or the Hebrew root NZR) which means "branch", which is a metaphor for a descendant of David, which would make him a legit Messiah. That he was "from Nazareth" indicates that goyim cucks who didn't know Hebrew explained the word by making it the name of his birthplace.
Is that why the gospel authors were embarrassed of his birth in Nazareth and invented two different incompatible stories of him being born in Bethlehem (where a messiah was actually prophecized to be born)
Of course.
the nazi was the first jedi
I would want to but you can't change that one event. It was ordained by God.
He was judged and this was his punishment so no.
Out
You go out
So far out
You do the Mud Shark, baby
Out
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You do the Mud Shark, baby
(Now show 'em what they do with the Mud Shark!)
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(Now show 'em what they do with the Mud Shark!)
So far out
You do the Mud Shark, baby
Hey!
Out
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(Catch the Mud Shark)
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Would you help the mudshark?
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Whoever wrote Matthew was a Hellenized Jew and he invented the Nativity story which features Bethlehem because it was the birthplace of David and all that. Matthew is the most Judaism literate of the Gospels, and is the most "he fulfilled the Jewish prophecy" of the four Gospels, and it was written with that purpose in mind. The goy authors of Luke and John (I forget where it is at the moment) didn't know what a Nazirite was and so explained the word as a birthplace and/or had a reason to want to change Matthew's story. That's the basics and I admit I havent thought through all the intricacies.
THROUGH WATER AND FIRE
Through water and fire this wide realm is purified,
and the visible cleaned by the visible,
and the hidden by the hidden,
but there are elements concealed in the visible.
There is water within water
and fire in the oil of chrism.
JESUS TRICKED EVERYONE
Jesus tricked everyone. He did not appear as he was
but in a way not to be seen.
Yet he appeared to all of them.
To the great he appeared as great,
to the small as small. To angels he appeared as an angel,
and to humans as a human.
And he hid his word from everyone.
Some looked at him and thought they saw themselves.
When before his students he appeared gloriously
on the mountain, he was not small.
No, he became great, and he made his students grow
so they would know his immensity.
UNION WITH ANGELS
On the day of thanksgiving prayer he said,
“You who have joined perfect light with holy spirit,
join the angels with us as a single image.”
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I totally would, but more importantly what gains will you get from the whole thing.
Out of the meme
>leg
stuff, I would imagine it's a really good core muscle exercise.
THE LAMB
Don’t hate the lamb.
Without the lamb you can’t see the king.
MEETING THE KING
You don’t meet the king
if you are naked.
Shit, that was my first thought too.
I never was adverse to physical exertion, but those days i take everything as an exercice opportunities.
>helping a dirty jew
kek
Laughing
The master put it very well: “Some have gone into heaven’s kingdom laughing, and they have come out [laughing].”
Someone said, “[That is] a Christian.”
The person said [again, “That is the one who went] down into the water and came [up as master] of all. [Redemption is no] laughing matter, but [a person goes laughing into] heaven’s kingdom out of contempt for these rags. If the person despises [the body] and considers it a laughing matter, [the person will come out] laughing.”
So it is also [75] with bread, the cup, and oil, though there are mysteries higher than these.
Creation through a Mistake
The world came into being through a mistake. The creator wanted to make it incorruptible and immortal, but he failed and did not get what he hoped for. For the world is not incorruptible and the creator of the world is not incorruptible. Things are not incorruptible, but offspring are. Nothing can receive incorruptibility unless it is an offspring. And whatever cannot receive certainly cannot give.
Helping Jesus would have been off-script. He already planned to die this way, and knew nobody would help except as planned.
if you wouldnt trade places with the christ you dont know what it means to be a christian you fucking pussies
Can't and Shouldn't
IF I NAILED HIM TO THE CROSS, WOULD HE DIE!?
Sure, as long as I get all his powers or, at the very least, the flight, heat vision and super strength.
I only help those who help themselves
>Americans not realizing it's perfectly normal and not edgy to be an atheist in Europe.
My country is majority atheist.
THE LOST
Those who have gone astray are those born
of the spirit. And they are usually lost
because of the spirit. So from one single breath
of spirit the fire blazes and is blackened.
WISDOM AND THE WISDOM OF DEATH
Echamoth is one thing and Echmoth another.
Echamoth is simply wisdom,
but Echmoth is the wisdom of death,
who is the one who knows death,
who is called little wisdom.
That's the spirit
Good goyim, because he drove (((moneychangers))) out of Temple and banned their usury so they convinced Rome to had trial against him
(((jesus)))
no, its his destiny and will to die on the cross, maybe on the cross if the soldiers arent being too much of a pain on the ass
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No, why would I help a literally who on their way to execution? Probably killed somebody or something
KIKIE ON A STICK
Best trick the devil can pull is to make every one think he is a god.
the merchants were pissed because he would be against selling on the temple and he had too much power (followers)
the roman was like, fine, I dont see why we need to kill him, but if thats what you want ill wash my hands, which means they could pressure him into doing something he did not care about
Why? It's all going according to god's retarded plan to forgive himself.
if he is god he shall use his powers to be murdered by his peers despite you bringing superior firepower to his side, that could work for an anime