Jew Scout Cookies

Any of you faggots consuming these feminist cunt sweets today?

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only the black one

Shortbreads are the shit nigger

Of course, leave it to the Swede to get blacked

do they put sugar in those or is it all high fructose corn syrup?

The latter

yuck
i'd send them away faster than jehova's witnesses.
tried some hfcs chocolate when i was in the US, TERRIBLE

You better fucking believe it and no globalist Semitic conspiracy is going to stop me

$4 a box and the girls only get like $1 or $2 right?

jesus man you hate cookies now ?
is there anything you dont hate ?

I saw a girlscout troop selling cookies in a supermarket this weekend.

Troop #1488.
They were all blonde hair, blue eyed, white girls.

I bought a box of thin mints.

Fuck you OP, thin mints are great.

Not since they changed the name from Samoas to Caramel D'Lites. They can fuck off with that shit.

Politically correct faggotry

>paying for shortbread cookies
Nigga they are the ramen of baked goods. If you can't make shortbread cookies than off yourself.

I bought some off my cousin, this year's batch is terrible.

>no girl scout cookies in my country
jelly asf

I buy the knock offs from ALDI.

Im not supporting that indoctrination club. It really is evil.

they're still called samoas here

Caramel Delights are the shit

I want to believe, but I know better.

How do they compare?

Kek'd and Check'd

I get the Samoa but i just get the keebler version from the store, the gs money goes into feminist bs political shit. Ill just pay less for the knockoff,. The real ones are outsourced to reg cookie makers anyway.

Yes the new s'mores Juan

Tejas faggot reporting from the frontline building the Great Wall of American Freedom for Sir Trump the great leader that isn't afraid to grab a cunt and slap babies in the name of freedom!

I thought Caramel deLites were called Samoas? Is that not PC now? fucking kek

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Oreo recently started selling thin cookies that have girl scout flavors, all taste exactly like girl scout cookies, they're available all year round and are cheaper. The free market strikes again.

The government should buy all the Girl Scout cookies so the girls don't have to make any effort to sell them. That'll teach 'em how things work in America after they grow up.

It used to be $3.50 a box but in some states its now $5.00 a box and the girls don't earn money they earn a badge or special badges for selling high amounts. There's also prizes.

My daughter sells them.

Got 300 boxes sold without her lazy ass doing anything.

Sub-par product and overpriced. We get to go to an amusement park each year for free so I guess that's where the money goes.

Girl Scouts is the shittiest thing ever. At least Boy Scouts learn to survive in the woods and shit. Girl Scouts make reindeers out of corks and make collages about Sweden.

It's fucking useless.

I'm always the only Dad at any event so I like to think I'm covered in case of sudden divorce, homicide, etc.

Gotta cover the bases lads.

>Each Girl Scout council chooses a licensed baker, either ABC Bakers or Little Brownie Bakers. Each baker uses different names for some cookies. So a cookie may be called Trefoils® when baked by one baker and Shortbread when baked by the other. The two cookies look and taste similar, but the name of the cookie and the recipe are dependent on the baker. The exceptions are Thin Mints® as well as Girl Scout S’mores™, which are the names used by both bakers.

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>smores
WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME

>Girl Scouts is the shittiest thing ever. At least Boy Scouts learn to survive in the woods and shit. Girl Scouts make reindeers out of corks and make collages about Sweden.

Why is that a bad thing? Women should be taught how to clean, cook, and take care of the house. Should be Home EC because they damn sure aren't getting that in school anymore.

i ate a brownie once

What do you dislike about them? As far as I can tell there aren't any kikes or other suspicious characters associated with the organization throughout its history. Girl scouts are taught all sorts of valuable things about hard work, good character, wholesome values, resourcefulness and self-reliance. Not to mention good emotional/mental health and tons of various skills and hobbies. Just stuff that will overall help them develop in to more ideal women and potential wives/mothers and members of society. I haven't been involved with them for several years though so maybe I'm unaware of some new leftist changes?

>Im not supporting that indoctrination club. It really is evil.
explain

You really think there isn't a few troop 1488s?

Who is her troop leader? My mom was mine and we were able to choose any lesson plans and acitivies from a giant official book that included athletic stuff, camping and survival skills, first aid, swimming, archery, hiking, gardening, science experiments as well as cooking, sewing, babysitting, nutrition, health, I think we once did fashion and homemade beauty products.

If you want her girl scout experience to be more valuable you or her mom could get involved.

They learn zero of that. They do lowest common denominator arts and crafts like they do in the "activity room" of developmentally disabled institutions.

What fucking good is that?

Lolis in the girl scouts are the only fucking reason they even sell them in the first place.
>my heart rate jumps every time I get near a girl scout stand and make eye contact with the qt white loli

Wow, maybe her leader is just super lazy and shitty. It's time for me to take control a couple times a month. We'd have much more fun and learn things instead of gluing googly eyes onto sticks.

Yeah, only I buy mine at Wal-Mart for a lot less money, and I'm not supporting those twats.

Good luck if you're not role-playing. It would also double as a great way to bond and form memories she'll always remember and be inspired by throughout her life.

The girls scouts are a joke.

Severely underrated

keebler makes the girl scout cookies too. its the same thing

Like I said, I typically take my daughter there. I'm like a surrogate dad for 1/2 the girls and I'm often brought to outside events to make everyone feel "safe" and prevent drownings and other crap haha.

One trip a girl's innertube popped in the river so i had to fish her out and give her mine.

Then they made me "float" the rest of the way w/o a tube.

Yeah I'll ask her to kick her ass in gear or let me take over some days. I always have that day off work anyway.

Thanks user.

Why the fuck can't I buy cookies online? Do they know how many more shekels they could make if they had them available year-round AND online?

This is just really shit marketing right here. But I don't know what else I'd expect from women.

They apparently have Girl Scout cereal now. I saw it last time I went to the grocery store.

I could probably eat a whole box of thin mints in one go. I haven't had them since I was a kid though.

SCARCITY CREATES DEMAND

Thin mints were always meh to me, Caramel Delites are much better, and then lemonade, and the rest just kind of blur together.

Oh, I'm sorry, SAMOAS as you fags like to call them. fucking pricks

made my own. put weed in em.

But they're not scare. I see them in stores all the time, but can never find any online. I don't want to drive downtown just to pick up a couple boxes of cookies.

nope, no desire to feed the beast that is feminism
those girls should be taking cooking classes

Is there anything your people haven't gotten their claws into yet?

it's not just the hfcs tho
they jew the other ingredients up for shekels too

also, leafs have a version and it is called "girl guide cookies."

they only have TWO flavors. Vanilla, chocolate, and sometimes mint or maple for a holiday.

Fucking leafs.

checked.

I sperged out and told the gals set up in front of the grocery store that I don't buy them anymore now that Peanut Butter Patties are vegan.

I just love mint. Except spearmint.

Wasn't that a quote from a movie?

You CAN buy them online. Would you like a link user?

Actually my sister [spoiler]and I[/spoiler] sold cookies for 12 years, long before this whole PC culture. Our regions Samoas were always called Carmel D'lites

It's an old joke.

I used to be in Girl Scouts but I got kicked out for eating (out) a Brownie.

Brownies are the younger aged Girl Scouts.

Why do men like to eat Brownies?

Because with Girl Scouts, you get hairs caught in your teeth.

You meant you're wife's daughter sells them

Kek

oh, of course.

We hold meetings via SKYPE from my cuckshed the diversity squad helped me build from balsa wood and old washrags.

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Lemonades>Caramel Delites>Thin Mints

It was better when there were only two choices. Plus they got rid of the fat and made them kosher, so they taste like shit now (same as Tim Horton's Doughnuts).

are you implying that the israeli people 'getting their claws into' cookies is bad ?.
are you jelly because we make better cookies ?.