(You) will never be as good looking as Stalin

>(You) will never be as good looking as Stalin

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His eyes are too close together.

he isnt good looking , he has nice hair and the picture has a old look effect (since it is an old picture)

photoshop your face in that picture and apply the same filter.

Plus you can't see his full body, and his crippled as fuck arm

>that
>good looking

shooped

>being jealous of a manlet

*disagrees in Romani*

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Not real pic. He suffered from smallpox as a child and has bad pot marks

Someone post a profile picture

> this is the greatest picture ever taken of him every other picture he looks like he really was , A childish little nerd

I'd let him put his hammer and sickle inside me. If you know what I mean.

How the fuck did he manage to hijack the leadership and kill a bunch of influential Jews like Trotsky?

>H-he's not handsome guys, I-I totally look better than that
Stalin wasn't handsome, but not because he looks ugly in his pictures. His pictures were often touched up after the fact in order to make him more attractive in propaganda, he was in fact quite short and his face was scarred from when he had smallpox as a child.

Stalin was the greatest man of all time.

He's only hated by Americans because he advocated Socialism.

He was a bad ass though.

lol
>wanting to be as attractive as Joseph "Pocky" Stalin.
>having smallpox scars, ever

Whatever anyone says, you cannot deny the fact that his moustache was one of the manlinest things ever seen in existence.

>hitler was 5 ft 10 in
How can that faggot compete

There are socialists who hate him too. Leon "I think a mosquito bit me in the head" Trotsky was a socialist and he hated him.

Wasn't this confirmed to not be him or am I in the wrong timeline?

photo was modified...russians were famous to do shit like this. Stalin himself was an hideous deformed person

>>Stalin was particularly insecure about his physical appearance. He battled small pox as a young child and was left permanently scarred as a result. Official photographs of the dictator would be routinely air-brushed. A far cry from the ‘warts-n-all’ approach adopted by an earlier anti-monarchical revolutionary, Oliver Cromwell, Stalin had several portrait artists shot for their unflattering depictions of him.

>In an eerie echo of Kaiser Wilhelm II, Stalin suffered a physical abnormality in his left arm, making it distinctly shorter than the right. Both would try to disguise this in official portraits. Unlike the Kaiser, whose affliction resulted from complications during birth, Stalin’s was the product of an accident involving a horse-drawn carriage, aged twelve. His arm had to be reconstructed by extensive surgery, leaving it shorter and stiffened at the elbow

Unlikely.

Many communists today hate him for his genocides and think he deviated from marxist-leninism. Though they ironically praise Lenin and Trotsky as true socialists, even though they also were butchers. Just on a smaller scale.

And then there's this asshole....

He looks like a artist.

We prefer guys like this.

Genocides? Stalin didn't commit any genocides.

He had some people killed because... well, they were out to get him.

It's actually a propaganda pic.

That's what all paranoid people think. Stalin was the height of human paranoia.

Nah he was right.

Remember how people tried to kill Hitler too?

People really were out to get Stalin. He crushed those bugs though, and sent them to the Gulag. Dude was a bad ass.

Like you guys wouldn't do the same thing if you were the leader of a country in the past and found out some fucks were out to get you.

>tfw hair beginning to thin on top a bit at 45

I'm better looking than him

He was definitley a bad ass, I'll give you that. Mocked his own son trying to shoot himself as 'not being able to shoot straight'. Ice fucking cold.

Russia seems to have a trend of brutal rulers. Even today.

assad too has this i think its weird as fuck

>Oooh, suits you Commisar.

Carry On Up The Caucusses.

His Moustache won WW2 Vs Hitlers comedy Mustache.

B-but Che hate black people and gays.

It's him.

>5'4''
>incredibly fucked up teeth
>commie that starved millions attempting to create some delusional utopia

I'm glad I'll never be like Stalin.

Socialist, bro. He wasn't a Communist.

People starved because the Soviet Union was being industrialized. People would've starved under Capitalism too.

You can't take a country full of farmers and create a first world nation without separating the haves from the have nots.

Gotta admit, he was a handsome man. castro too, for that matter

The most common mistake of Stalin’s opponents was to underestimate how exceptionally well read he was. That he was erudite we now know from the remnants of his library of 20,000 volumes, from the slips of paper and letters in which he asked for books, and from the recollections of those who knew him in his early years. What the seminary did not make its pupils read, it banned them from reading, thus stimulating the trainee priests to read even more. In 1910 the Tsarist secret police observed the exiled Stalin visiting the library in Vologda seventeen times in 107 days. By the time Stalin was thirty he had read quantities of classical, Western, and Russian literature, philosophy, and political theory. In four years’ exile, from 1913 to 1917, in the Siberian wilderness—unsociable, uncommunicative—Stalin read whatever he could scrounge from fellow exiles. Even in the chaos of revolution and the pursuit of power, he read. He read all Russian émigré periodicals from the 1920s to his death.

With never-flagging curiosity he [Trotsky] listened to the harrowing tales of wartime refugees, Belgian, French, and Serbian, and filled his notebooks with their stories. Back in Paris, he would read some twenty European newspapers a day at the Café Rotonde, where Martov could be found at almost any time of the day. From the Rotonde he rushed to a library to study serious military periodicals and literature, French, English, Italian, German, Austrian, and Swiss. In these journeys and studies he found relaxation and refreshment; and they also prepared him for a great job ahead.

He was actually 5ft 8.5in

Pockmarks

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He had great hair honestly.

look at an actual video, he doesn't have pockmarks.
youtube.com/watch?v=3nMDjKtTigQ

Remind me of Cernovich

Don't you have some starving to do?

Seems like he wasn't so well read in economics, more importantly the part where economists carefully explained that collectivization would fail.

I guess he was so well read that that was the reason to send economists to "re-educatoin" camps where they were starved to death. He was so well read that proving that a communist economy is possible was a waste of his enlightened time.

Here's your (you).

That is not Stalin, but an actor.

5'4" what is he part beaner haha?