pretty soon you'll be able to indoctrinate your baby before its even born
Vagina speaker plays music for your womb
May as well shove a tv and a computer up her twat.
how disgusting this world has become.
WHAT A THRILL
But does that have rumble functions?
>programm it so it reads out Sup Forums posts to babby
could you even invent anything more retarded ?.
i mean it dosn't take a genius to realize that a baby can fucking hear music without you shoving speaker up your pussy.
>not playing calc and real\complex analysis lectures to your child to subconsciously influence him and make him the next euler
kek wills it
>starts downloading all of Hitler's speeches
lel
>potential damaging a child's hearing with a sex toy
The only way this could get any worse is if they try to brainwash the infant in their womb.
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Even if they can hear. They are in water. Might be better off with whale songs.
D E V I L I S H
youtube.com
>YFW it's conveniently network accessible
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let me guess, it also vibrates
>Baby's first word is yelling cuck at its dad
Sound is vibration by definition.
Gen Z + 1 will be even more redpilled. Imagine.
Sound is just vibration user
youtube.com
It seems like the vibrations would be bad for the baby.
The only way this would be funnier is if the baby is black
Why on earth would a woman want to play music to a bunch of cells? That'd be like putting it in your mouth to entertain your tonsils.
>Nigga baby pops out screaming cuck at everyone
Ahahhaahahahaha
Way ahead of you.
I'll just play Future all the time until it kills itself.
WOAH TECHNOLOGY !
these new abortion methods are pretty dank
SCHOOL – CLASSROOM
Donnie Darko: So we call them IMG’s.
Gretchen Ross: Infant Memory Generators.
Donnie Darko: Yeah, so the idea is that you buy these glasses for your infant and they wear them at night when they sleep.
Gretchen Ross: But inside the glasses are these slide photographs. And each photograph is of something peaceful of beautiful whatever the parents want to put inside.
Kenneth Monnitoff: And what effect do you think this would have on an infant?
Donnie Darko: Well, this thing is, nobody remembers their infancy. Anyone who says they do is lying. So we think this will help develop memory earlier in life.
Gretchen Ross: Yeah.
Kenneth Monnitoff: And did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness? That maybe darkness is part of their natural development?
Gretchen Ross: No.
Kenneth Monnitoff: Yeah.
Seth Devlin: What is the parents like put in pictures of Satan? Or, like, dead people? Crap like that.
Gretchen Ross: Is that what you’d show your kids?
Ricky: Err well, I mean… didn’t your Dad, like, stab your Mom?
Kenneth Monnitoff: Get out.
>jam womb music player in cunt
>play msnbc
>play "FUCK DRUMPF!!" songs and videos
>play audiobook of all of marx's works
>play feminist college lectures
>play shit talking a bout MUH SIX GORILLION
>play shit talking about how white men raped indians and should all be killed to atone for the sins of their ancestors
babbys first white male cis guilt
Why do vaginas trigger you so much? Tiny peepee?
What the fuck? That is just creepy. Like a spider or some shit
baby might as well end up born deaf. I wouldn't be surprised.
Kek quality post Britbong
>Like a spider or some shit
Is it really?
What? Half this thread is just taking the piss.
ON A COLD WINTER MORNING
IN A TIME BEFORE THE LIIIIIGHT
Make the music be Moonman songs
Omelette du fromage.
Repeat this sentence for twelve hours.
TFW a vagina speaker is 4X the size of your erect penis.
>feels bad senpai
20 free hours of baby listening here:
archive.org
....then the Russian hackers show up
and this is what you get
I'm surprised there hasn't been larger calls for women to abort male babies. Makes me think of all the sci-fi shows that would have a plague that wipes out the majority of the male population only women would do it to themselves.
damn russians!
Generation Zyklon will commence again
My child is going to be cultured, you racist inbred drumpf voters.
This will be playing 24/7 to my aryan child.
>mfw I actually like the sound of slightly distorted bass
The fuck is wrong with me?
>Blasting sound at something that's still developing ears
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY BABY WAS BORN DEAF DOCTOR I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
>small holes like a standard headphone
>gets all dirty and infects everything
>first complete sentence
gas the kikes, RACE WAR NOW
this is what you get when the colleages and scientists are not working for the sake of a country. Thats why under facism or monarchies the inventions are more usefull to people and states, because a problem is founded and the institutions are funded to investigate it and solve it.
The current sistem we have makes more inventions, but most are this stupid shit and to pay for this shit the company will make other medicines more expensive. This has goten to the point of some medicines or other products being delayed for years until there could be proffit (imagine a cure for a new desease being insta. found and the producers waiting for more sick people to be ill to make money).
Alex Jones Podcasts
>Speaker sends sound rippling through womb fluid.
>Sound waves travelling through liquid damage fetus' sensitive and developing ears.
Cool, now we can damage children's hearing AND give them a sex change before their bodies develop.
Good work.
Everything goes as planned
HUXLEY WAS RIGHT
Brave new world was supposed to be a horror story, not an amazon wishlist!
Won't it dissolve eventually?