Why are there so many shills on Sup Forums?

Why are there so many shills on Sup Forums?

Posts here pay the most shekels.

Because Donald Trump accidentally caused an influx of normies, ((((((mainstream media)))))) and /r/eddit is to be blamed too

There aren't.

You're just paranoid.

Theyre paid to think they can make a difference

damn praise kek

"muh shillz" is the ultimate bluepill
a comforting delusion that keeps your worldview consistent

Ok fine, I will admit that David Brock can seem a bit shady at first if you are uninformed (much like George Soros I might add). That being said, its undeniable that Sup Forums has never given Brock a fair shake because of muh shill paranoia. After investigating further into this great man's efforts, I have come to the conclusion that Mr. Brock is a true patriot that has the vested interests of all us true progressives at heart. C'mon Sup Forums, its time to accept your true leader.

There are shills, but let's be honest. A lot of them are just trolls who are either autists or 12 who think they're funny posting something blatantly false to get replies.

>Anyone that disagrees with me is a shill