Tfw the hype is getting to me

>tfw the hype is getting to me
>so close to buying out of impulse
Sup Forums help me i don't wanna be jewed

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>~$400 for console and """controller"""
>can't dock and charge
>screen scratches in the dock
>screen scratches if you look at it hard
>$20 piece of Saran wrap they pass off for a screen protector bubbles and curls after a few hours

Just buy it goyim

the wii u has all the games you could possibly care about that the switch has

> Falling for the game jew

what the fuck is that? a new wii?

You could buy an Xbox Scorpio for the same price.

Nintendo fell for the sjw meme and have been censoring the shit out of their games.

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Don't Jew do it

Man fuck your xbox you fucking microtard.
>owning a console

I recently bought a 3ds just for monster hunter generations, if a MH game comes out for the Nintendo Switch I'll get it. Only game I care.

it's bad.

my business got one, waste of money

nintendo is cucked but nintendo gameplay is redpilled. Sup Forums is alt.right but they will claim not to be. Also Sup Forums is 90% kissless

see if you can rent it, zelda looks to good to be ignored. It'll probably be the last game I ever play though

Don't buy it.
If you do you are supporting regression in the already shitty game industry.

Get a cheap PC and buy Victoria II or Hearts of Iron III instead.

the games are great but the company's shit, basically

>$400 for one game at 20fps

this.

I own an xbox one and I like playing Halo.

I own a i5 6600 and a GTX 1070 and like playing Space Engineers.

Why is this a problem?

Wait until they hack it
Then wait for the new Switch+
Then wait for that to get hacked
Then wait for the used new model consoles are sold for 200 dollars

>not 1080
>20 fps
>Only has weeb shit

nintendo is like mr magoo, they don'tk now wtf they are doing, but they end up making spectacular games.

they still don't "get" online.

Fuck this slide shill thread go back to v

its nintendo, its going to be shit

Things you'll see:
>new zelda game with some bullshit that makes it crap
>another fucking ssb game for the fattest neckbeards to sperg out about
>30 mario rehashes

Thats really all they ever do

Most Jewish game company. Peddle toys to unlock shit that's already in the game. Plan to charge for online that doesn't even work. Stop supporting their console 3.5 years in. Just so many issues.

The PS3 and the the bone failed at launch too but the company kept investing into them. Nintendo just does not give a fuck.

If you have a Wii U, upgraded to latest firmware, you can download and install ripped games, including Breath of the Wild.

>A pol tard doesn't like getting invaded by Sup Forums....

Fap to some loli porn and cool down tenplusxxmmmmc4u.onion/

How old are you? My guess is you are to old to be buying toys. Only beta nu-male cucks would buy that shit. Get into real adult hobbies and quit being a bitch nerd.

I know that feeling, good thing it's 400 dollars and I won't spend that much money on Nintendo crap

How much is wiiu now? Any good places to get one cheap?

not politics

>real adult hobbies

Like posting on Sup Forums

>need to buy it to play Nintendo games
>Nintendo focuses on making games that are fun instead of political
>taking your game with you on the plane sounds pretty cool

I'll buy one

Satan please go. I don't consider this a hobby.

It is not gonna get games, like the wii or the wii U.

>>new zelda game with some bullshit that makes it crap

The Zelda game uses an open concept world and non-linear gameplay. It's basically going back to the roots established in the very first game, where you have no little guidance and can go anywhere at any stage in the game.

It's a step above the generic failures of Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword.

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probably gayme stop dude, or check other online retailers
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Looks sexy. But that's about it. Like most Nintendo consoles since Wii.

What? Japanese games are based. There's nothing wrong with paying the amount asked for services rendered. The new Zelda is a beautiful undegenerate experience. Why don't you fucking play it faggot

Well god damn if that isn't the truth. Play 2 hours of a video game and feel like I've wasted my life. Spend 10 years here and still a newfag but this is productive somehow.

i like zelda so far but it's a weird game for sure.

the console is pretty fun so far just strange goy

I wanted one too but someone said only nu-males buy Nintendo products.

Wasn't the wiiU pulling 60fps on first party Nintendo titles?
Did they really tank fps on the switch or are you just memeing against consoles?

Wait for a new F-Zero game. That's what I'm doing.
It'll be a long wait.

Just buy one in like 5 years when they're $75 used with 4 games included.

Yeah that's retarded. The fact that you base your opinion/life off of other peoples words makes you a nu-male.

>being this new
you know what to do user

>The new Zelda is a beautiful undegenerate experience.

Super Mario 3D world has an enemy that looks like Pepe. Let me pull it up.

If games like The Witcher hadn't come out, I'd be more excited, but I somehow doubt Nintendo's ability to deliver.

At the very best it will be somewhat on par with some of the Assassins Creed games. But I suspect with the stupid shit nintendo loves to do, it wont even measure up to that

Pretty cool idea, but guaranteed to flop. Same as the wii u. Nintendo needs to cut the niche shit and compete with ps and xbox. If a console played zelda, mario etc but also played gta, cod etc, everyone would buy it. Nintendo could literally corner the market.

Got it and been playing LoZ all day.

Worth it. Most fun I've have since Dark Souls

I love bubblegum heatsinks

If you want the switch and a game and a controller adapter it's like $420 minimum. You're getting jewed.

Still way overpriced. $99 clearance never ever.

>Not wanting a cinematic experience
The human eye can't see more than 20 fps anyways

The new Zelda's gotten pretty high scores, no surprise for the series but I'd say getting Jap Jewed would be worth it desu

>only reason to get a PS4 is for Bloodborne
>only reason to get a Switch is Breath of the Wild
>emulators for both are years off, PS3 and Wii U emulators aren't even close to stable
>with console fags keeping garbage console companies afloat they'd need to resort to selling PC games to keep their industry alive, meaning no console jewing would be possible

The proletariat are their own problem. The moronic masses are the true Jew.

>The new Zelda is a beautiful undegenerate experience
>game where you cross dress and dig around in a big ol sandbox world for the shiniest cat turds + waifu bait
>not degenerate

If fact after Nintendo making character creation in the last Pokemon gen gender neutral, I'm starting to wonder if they are the most degenerate game company in existence. Even SJWs don't do this shit so blatantly.

>tfw hated every console they've put out since the N64
>tfw xbox is trash
>tfw PS is identical trash

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You won't even be able to find one to buy right now

What is? Sup Forums? /vg/? Mods!

We could do with a greater Sup Forums presence there anyway.

>tfw can't stop buying sony consoles because soulsborne autism

Stick with PC master race red pilled gaming.

What the fuck is this and why would you need a psp, or whatever it is?

You're buying in time the hype machine right now. At least wait a month user!!

Did you see the BS about "dead pixels first lcd screen are very common".... basically saying tough shit, expect it. So lots of people getting dead pixels lcd screen 1sr few days. Just wait user. Save your money let the sheep be a guinea pig 1st

Breath of the Wild is fucking amazing and the first game I've played in about 3 years that I've really enjoyed.

However, I own a Wii U. I wouldn't be buying a new console for one game. Just pick up a dirt cheap Wii U online somewhere. There is literally no other reason to own a Switch.

Look up CEMU. Most of the main games are playable. (WiiU)

>We could do with a greater Sup Forums presence there anyway.

It's already like 90% Sup Forums. The other 10% is people who don't give a shit about politics and are just baiting.

Nah space engineers is a great game but it's becoming too big for my pc I'm gonna need to upgrade soon.

do yourself a favor and get a wii u

Games are for kids. You are a MAN act like one. Spend your time working on your mind and body by reading and working out and get laid pussweed

And it'll look like this.

Jew Pepe
Jo-ep

Built to last!

There is not going to be any F-Zero or Metroid games.

Japs don't care about them and they don't even sell well in the western countries where they're historically appreciated.

>Breath of the Wild is fucking amazing and the first game I've played in about 3 years that I've really enjoyed.
>sandbox action shit
>ever good

Anything other than Deus Ex and GSGs on Sup Forums is degenerate famalam.

>tfw been replaying fire emblem games for the last 5 years

It really uses a lot of RAM. You have to fall for the 16 GiB RAM meme.

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just build a PC friendo. If you have money to burn and are really attached to exclusives just buy both

Take it to Sup Forums. This thread is reported.

Buy it it's fucking good

Zelda is easily the best game of the last 10 years, at LEAST

everyone is getting hyped that skyrim on the switch. What fucken year is it??

zelda can be emulated

full speed in 2-3 weeks

cemu.

Fun game senpai

>wanting the Switch
>not going for PC or PS4/XBox One

Don't be a Nintoddler. Get a 3DS if you want a portable experience, otherwise don't rely on Nintendo for consoles.

Deus Ex 1 is Sup Forums in vidya form.

I take my pc side panel off and run a desk fan. Is good enuf while I make my spaceships. I find myself more in medieval engineers though. The block physics makes my dick hard

The exploration in this one is top notch. It feels more grounded in reality, physics and world layout-wise. It's hard to describe but I really enjoy exploring in this one whereas Witcher and Ass Creed felt like a chore.

Literal nu/pol/ faggots

>he gets it

Also, saged

Wtf kek