How do we awaken the god Anubis to our side?
How do we awaken the god Anubis to our side?
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Xavier Brown
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Nolan Scott
Fpbp
Isaiah Clark
he's the God of the dead so we must sacrifice him
Julian Martinez
No.
Jason Morales
Yeah. No.
Andrew Wilson
All other gods are dead, there is only Kek, the last.
Josiah Moore
Gods cannot be contacted directly. Just like Kek came into his own by the word of Pepe, if you want Anubis, you'll first need to find his prophet.
Samuel Lee
Tell him he is a good boy
Adam Anderson
Editing rule 3 and make Furry allowed.
Owen Lewis
Like this...
Gavin Reed
What are his digits?
Jayden Morris
Specialty numbers, like posts ending in 123, 9090, 1488, etc.
Nolan Scott
Fetch me a specialty, Anubis.
Jace Baker
I just made that up, but why not make it his actual thing?
Aiden Jackson
We already have, my dude.
Angel Gomez
Fuck Anubis, praise kek. Your dog headed nigger god is nothing compared to the glory of kek
Austin Rivera
HE'S HERE
Anthony Cook
Anubis confirmed forced meme.
Ethan Scott
>858
Thoth agrees.
Xavier Taylor
He already is, lads.
Dylan Gray
shadilay
Sebastian Flores
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Hunter Cruz
He's already been awakened. Digits prove it.
Jace King
S-s-satan?!
Isaac Bennett
2/10
Would not bang.
Kayden Cruz
Repeating double digit numbers
>2727
>5959
I was always fond of those gets, honestly
Lucas Stewart
f-f-f-fag
Luis Ramirez
I have the whole set in a folder labeled bestiality.
Ian Cooper
Fbbp
Kevin Smith
Holy shit kek
Jackson Reed
CLOSE
THE
IRIS
Gavin Parker
Praised
David Garcia
KFC and Watermelons left at his feet
Anthony Baker
is anubis greater than kek
Xavier Flores
IT IS TIME WE ALL PRAISED SET
Kevin Peterson
Why would you want a false god? You're going to be judged by the actual God.
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Matthew 7:7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Eli Watson
I've seen a few of them before.
Post the extra lewd ones plz
Leo Butler
This. If we start praising many gods kek will leave us.
Austin Hall
We can't use anubis as he was. Instead, make him a furry proxy for kek, in order to lure furfags to his side
Their widespread autism can be weaponised
Chase Lewis
>he thinks we haven't already channeled the power of death dog
praise kek
Justin Barnes
With all due respect to Anubis, perhaps a deity whose function as the Judge of the Dead is best left dealing with his newly-deceased charges. If you don't want to anger Anubis, don't be a dick (see E A Wallis Budge's translation of "The Book of the Dead" for more details).
No, he's a dick and he bumped off Osiris, the Egyptian "Jesus".
Cooper Peterson
Fuck off furry faggot, go suck dog dick somewhere else.
Here's your (You).
Tyler Lewis
Please don't lower Anubis to those furry fags
Great God of the afterlife please curse thee heatherns and non believers and let Obama rein come back once again.
Good boy, who's a good boy, you are!
Ethan Barnes
Same way we awakened the ancient Egyptian god Kek to our side. Meme magic.
Eli Collins
You don't get it, do you? It is not we who awaken the gods, it is the gods who awaken us.