Skippy

You think you're hot shit, don't cha?

Each day I grow some more :^)

Wholesome skipper

WHATS MY NAME

Robert paulson

one time
at band camp
i had my buddy take video of me slapping the shit out of a kid in the shower stall

abhorrent thread

a ha!

GUISE I FIGGURED IT OUT

THAT WAS ACTUALLY VLADIMIR PUTIN AND HE LEAKED HIMSELF JUST BEFORE HE LEAKED ON THE CHILD HE HAS A PISS PORN FETISH HENCE WHY HE RECORDED TRUMP GETTING PISSED ON IN THE HOTEL

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take your meds?!

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Jokes on you I was just pretending to be a Democrat.

Also tell Igor I'm on it and the purple squirrel is on the stone table.

>Also tell Igor I'm on it and the purple squirrel is on the stone table.

roger and out.

>tfw the generic shitposting guy looks exactly like John Podesta.

So why are they using pizza places? I asked myself.

Oh, it has an oven that they can get rid of remains in. ... ... oh...

RUDE

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Or what about one of those HDPE buckets?

They're pretty dank at resisting, oh, I don't know, things like lye.

>lye.

i thought it was just invented by breaking bad.

wew lad...

I want a refund on that child you sold me she died in the box on the way home

They even used to toss it on corpses before burial just to keep things sanitary.

>tfw use lye to soaponify the shit of out my bathtub drain when it gets slow
>works like awesome
>mix powder and water in a disposable cup
>forget it's the lye cup
>sip the water
>fug can't taste anything for two weeks because it immediately stripped my tongue

>stripped my tongue

will it regenerate?

Yeah, took about two weeks. The tissue in the mouth regenerates very quickly, which is why if you get radiation poisoning (DNA status: #rekt) the mouth will show obvious signs of decay early on.

WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW???

Seriously though, I bet this sick fuck and his brother probably were abused as kids too. That's why we have to end this shit, because no telling how many abusers they created from their degeneracy. The survivors, anyway.

im curious where you work.

I do high tech stuff for a living.

I just paid attention in school when I was growing up. In one neat science class, the teacher pointed to the ceiling to show where one time he dropped too much pure sodium into a beaker of water during a demonstration of how to safely mix reagents and it shot a fireball that burned into the ceiling.

lol. top lad, that guy.

>the teacher pointed to the ceiling to show where one time he dropped too much pure sodium

never had somethig like that in our chemustry class.

sounds like fun...

>drumpf is crashing and burning,lests revive pizzagate

lel so desperate

nah it's cause all jews are pedos, so if you wanna end it at its source :)

Looking back I didn't realize how good that school was. Later in the year in that same class some kid knocked over a jar of lab-grade hydrochloric acid. The teacher told us all to get up and go stand in the hallway because the vapor would dissolve our lung tissue.

But then he called a few of us over and said
>put your fingers in this and rub them together
>it feels slippery, right? :-D
>that's because the ions break the hydrogen bonding in the water
>ok, now rinse that off under the faucet like I told you and get out of here

lesson: if it feels slippery that means you haven't rinsed it off yet

lel, that sense of humour of your teacher