Im muslim ask me anything

im muslim ask me anything

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Why do you keep making these threads?

why is your png a backward retarded piece of shit that can't into the current century?

because i have nothing else to do
whats a png ?

you need to find a friend

>Papua new guinea

pokemon i.png don't know

Why worship a moon God you filthy pagan

no thanks
what are you talking about ? do you mean the png up of the pic i used ?
i dont

Is mastrubation a sin in islam? And do you jerk off? if yes, to what - white girls or arab girls?

you get its just a meteorite, there's nothing special about the rock in the cube

No, I was talking about something completely different. OK, next question:

Why are you so fucking inbred and retarded?

When are you going to take all those Palestinians back?

What is the point. You are allowed and encouraged to lie on anything.

Also fuck you.

Allah is a moon God.
Meteor worship.
Literally a fucking moon symbolizes the religion.

its a sin , and i dont masturbate
i know its like any other stone , its not special , but since allah told us to do so we did

this is test for us to show our loyalty for allah
sorry im not american
we already have enough
fuck off nip , your flag looks like my asshole
also taqqiya is only for shia scum
wrong

Trips demand you tell us how you really feel.

>this is test for us to show our loyalty for allah
kill infidel
get virgins

is this just another test?

Obviously you're a Sunni, but what do you think of Sufis?
Also what about Druze and Zoroastrians

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lol

i dislike how Sup Forums unironically uses stereyotypes as arguments
i dont know anything about them honestly , and i dont want to

ill probably get pissed
is this supposed to offend me ? because it failed , a guard is resting on the building , problem ?

Are traps seen as gay is the Quran?

>im muslim ask me anything
let me rephrase that for better comprehension for you.
I'm brainwashed, ask me anything.

we're all stereotypes. they are what define our cultures
you should learn about Zoroaster, his teaching has a fundamental role in both Christianity and Islam

Sup Forums only hates Islam because it's mostly brown people. The majority of people here sound muslim, especially when they're talking about women.

sorry im not a cuckold that believes in christcuckery so im not brainwashed
>Zoroaster

this name sounds like a joke , i wouldnt even bother to know that person

>this name sounds like a joke , i wouldnt even bother to know that person
says the muslim intellectual with "nothing better to do"

they should know their place, be faithful and only their husband should be able to see them
its a Greek translation, I think. His name was Zarathushtra Spitama or Ashu Zarathushtra.
You may have seen this picture, he's the guy holding the globe.

and gays

yeah

i would still rather waste my time on nothing
quick rundown on him

like all topics, read
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoroaster

Are there sluts in your country?

Do you ever drink alcohol?

Is weed forbidden in Islam?

What do you think about the imams recently being penalised in your country?

Ha. You should probably go to a doctor and have your bleeding asshole checked.

But fine. I'll ask a legit question.
What causes the many branches of Islam to be so different and yet there is little effort made from more rational branches of Islam to educate the rest of the world of such differences?

Are patriotic American muslims considered satanists by other muslims?

Salam, I'm a white female revert. How are you doing today?

Ever have a misfire with your suicide vest?

post pics of your muslim girlfriends tits, the more haram the better

sounds like a fag poorsian

yes
no
no
sometimes its bullshit sometimes its rightful
i dont know im not a leader of any branch , but usually these branches are divided by stupid useless shit

They argue all day if this companion said one word or didnt
no
its normal to love your country
good
i dont have girl friend , i have wife you cuckold

Yeah, because we should use an Arab centric, religious method instead of our own values.
Well fucking done leaf!

so Sup Forumscucks are either autistic christcucks , pagans or closet muslims ?

if only we could all be as embracing of ideas as you, you are free to think as you like

Why are you terrible at cropping?

pic of your wifes tits then, no face needed. just wondering what type of jugs a jordanian chick carries

probably ceramic

to elaborate, i always imagine them as torpedos with huge areolas but i could be wrong

yeah i know , i dont have to get permission for you

also you are the sheep not me
i didnt crop this i saved it

I was thinking maybe clay. Did Muslims invent ovens, or was that just the Germans? Could be the source of the ongoing Jew problems.

why all radical anythings suck and are boring to follow? neonazis literally just cause hatespeech and blame everything popular for their racism being looked down on etc

wow so desperate.... marry a woman or stay fapping to trap porn kid

I accept that I am a sheep, I am nothing more than what I have experienced. A product of my environment. To change yourself you must change your surroundings, or at least your relation to them but you will still be a sheep.

Stop being mean to Jews you anti-semite!

Tbh I think that's pretty accurate.

Hear, Hear! What did the limies even create Israel or divide up the godawful desert into """countries""" for anyway?

what's your favorite childhood game and why is it bomberman?

yeah i want to see a middle eastern chicks tits, they are rare in my country

im not a sheep , i was born into a christian family in a christian neighbourhood where the closest mosque was a 2 hour walk

and i converted to islam anyway
stay jewish , goy
i used to play "kulul" alot

Google "لعبة جلول"

i was so fucking good i was named the kulul master literally

also your favorite childgood game is eating dogs

any kind of tits is rare for you , beta NEET

>be born a christian
>convert to islam anyway

haha wow so original, how smart you are my little arab monkey friend

How do you know you don't like pork if you've never tried it?

I don't think you fully understood what I meant by "sheep". It wasn't an insult. You changed your external influences and got influenced by them.

If try to commit suicide in Islam and survive what do the Sharia police do?

>Our own values

>says the Christuck that worships a Jewish-created desert ideology.

because he had a bad experience fucking a pig once after it bit off his ballsack. now he makes bombs in his moms basement while his wife works and makes money, getting dick on the side from his cousin ahmed because shes bored

yeah because im not a sheep that automatically believes my religion is true because i was born into it

how many of you converted to christianity and was not born into it ? NONE

autistic sheep
stay virgin , loser
i dont know if i dont like pork or not , i just dont eat it because its bad for my health
and im forbidden to eat it, if it was halal i would eat it why not
nothing such as sharia police , you would go to a mental hospital or some shit i dont know

Do you think its possible for Islam to be tampered with like Judaism and Christianity?

>how many of you converted to christianity and was not born into it ? NONE
In my version of it, we had to voluntarily decide whether or not we wanted to stick with what we were born in to. It's called "confirmation."

It has, what the Imams preach is not the word as it was intended. Hence ISIS.

i actually laughed , good joke goy

no

If Mohammad is infallible
and you can't criticize Mohammad
How would you ever FIND OUT if he was an epileptic shitbag? More generally, how can a society founded on revealed truth ever evolve? E.g. science says marrying first cousins for 40 generations straight is devastating, but Mohammad says it was okay. So y'all just go with Mohammad on that??

Why did you name your country after a basketball player?

I am a scientologist christian muslim budhist that worshpis kek.
KEK IS THE NAME OF G-D
PRAISE KEK

In Islam if you insult Mohammad or Islam the punishment is death. What would happen if somebody insulted Jesus?

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I have a serious question that's going to sound like an insult.

Why is it that so many semitic people in general seem to genuinely believe that nobody can spot lies? You see Muslims tell brazen lies about what their faith allows, what it says about infidels, whether ISIS is Muslim...why? Is there a hadith that says "silly goy- er, infidels, are so stupid they'll believe any lie you tell them?

Why do you fucking hate fun? Are you THAT pissed that you can't masturbate?

are u gay

What is your opinion on my niggah vlad?

i am not a goy dont you ever call me a goy, i know what this is and i am on to your jewish tricks. you are not jordanian

LEAVE MY FATHER OUT OF THIS!

What happens if you see this?

What do you think about capitalism?
Is it anti-islamic becuase of being too western?

He was a real life Vampire.

How come such thing as taqiiya is possible in your religion ? I mean denying your faith should be a no-no in any religion, and having someone else then prophet claim that you can do it is load of bullshit. Seems like you guys are just bending the rules to your benefit.

WAIST OF QUADS!!!

that is extremely haram, and should be hidden away saved in the haramest of folders on a secret hard drive

I'd check them quads senpai

jordan gained independance before the nigger was even born

wew
Guess we know where Kek stands.

do you think that it is good for a society to allow families to marry their 9 year old children to 50 year old men?

The problem is that you muslims use muhammad as a role model and claim that he is a beautiful example ot mankind, orthe ideal role model to follow.

Which is why in muslim countries today child marriages get legally consumated as young as 9 years old. Because the prophet did it.

So you can't have it both ways. You can't apologse for muhammad's behaviour and say "oh but that was normal for the time he was living" AND say that he is the ideal example for human kind and that his teachings and rules are the best possible rules and teachings for humans to live by for all time.

That is total hypocrisy and having your cake and eating it. EITHER you're against child marriages between 9 year olds and 50 year olds and think it should not be legal in which case you must admit that muhammad is not an ideal role model and his teachings, rulings and the way he lived his life are not the best possible way for mankind to live for all time... OR you keep the claim that muhammad is the ideal role model and his teachings rulings and the way he lived his life are the ideal way to live for humanity for all time in which case you can't condemn child marriage and sex between a 9 year old and a 50 year old. You can't have it both ways. Please have enough intellectual courage to admit that the koran is not the true word of God.

if your eyes were closed and you saw a girl in the room right before you got blind folded, would you really be able to tell the difference if they switched her with a guy?

What did you think of Saddam?

>how many of you converted to christianity and was not born into it ? NONE
My parents raised me as Muslim but I converted to Catholicism in college.

>T r i * s

fugg
death too
no

what we say is the truth but it sounds like obvious lies , if i was not a muslim and heard what some imams say i would think its complete bullshit , but its religion , we believe in god without proof , why should we believe other things with proof ?
im not saying islam has no proof , im saying its based on faith and belief
i dont hate fun
he had some good torture methods
see pic
nice digits , also nothing
its a jewish piece of fucking crap , islam is ideal for economy
its only possible in shia islam (fake islam)

Checked

>fake islam
you're part of the problem
t. sunni

I think its a kid, or an idiot. He hadn't heard of Zoroaster

>was
He just came to protest government corruption in Romania a month or so ago.
>their government is so shit that even the vampires show up to bitch about it