What's the most red pilled thing I can do with $2,000 Sup Forums?

What's the most red pilled thing I can do with $2,000 Sup Forums?

I'm fairly young and with no obligations. I've been considering moving to South Africa temporarily.

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donate it to a worthwhile charity desu

Donate it to Donald Trump's 2020 presidential campaign

>donate it to a worthwhile charity desu
that's bluepilled tho

You can save or invest it, you dope. Don't go blowing your money on something stupid just cause it's burning a hole in your pocket. If you're hell bent on spending it though you could buy a nice gun

invest in yourself

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>You can save or invest it,
How the fuck can you even invest $2,000? That's nothing.

How do I invest in myself?

Buy as much JNUG as you can.
Wait for HAPPENING.
Sell for tidy profit.
Move to SA with enough to buy you a nice-ish place.

Help bail out Based Stick Man

Buy Motorola and Barnes & Noble stocks

Just continue as you did before, but with a $2000 cushion. Its pretty nice having a big pillow of money for if shit goes bad.

Education. Buy a gun and learn how to shoot. Teach yourself to code. The list goes on.

call ISP to block Sup Forums for you.
offer them $2,000

>big pillow of money
>$2000
pick one

make it into $4,000

>moving to South Africa when a race war is about to break out
sure if that is your larp fantasy

Yes. The $2k pad will allow you to take more positive risks, in general.

Hookers and coke, mate. Or training - if I was in burger land I'd contact someone like mountain guerilla and do a weapons/SUT/MOUT course.

Buy gold.

Sit on it forever.

And moving to nigger infested South Africa is redpilled?

Invest in your retirement fund.

Buy a few guns

>Wait for HAPPENING.
>Sell for tidy profit.
I was honestly thinking about spending $100 or more on SHTF supplies like toiletries, food, supplies. Then buy a few good guns.

I saved pic related 3-4 years ago and remember how these kinds of things are very valuable and important in SHTF scenarios.

It really is. I want to go help out, in my mind, at least.

I already spend too much on the first thing, hookers. Don't do coke or any other drugs. Not sure how to get a training course.

Save it? That's not a lot of money.

Considering survivalism is the ultimate pill, if you don't already have them buy a gun, ammo, and provisions.

Buy books about investment and financing.
Read them and get good
Invest the rest of your ~1900k into something that will make it grow.

this, or

relaxing a week (sauna or something)
buy a new pair of jeans/shoes
do something you've always wanted to do (base-jumping, paragliding, jetski, skiing, rent a boat)
...

This guy is ex SF:
mountainguerrilla.wordpress.com/courses-offered/
His blog pages are a great read anyway. He's got an article up about left wing violence and Berkeley atm

Also see Mason Dixon Tactical or Max Velocity Tactical

bitcoin is going to "crash" again
by that I mean everyone is going to claim its OVER for drumpfcoins
thats when you buy

Why the hell would you want to move to South Africa? Are you retarded?

stupid dumb gercuck detected.

>claim gravel pit in africa
>erect some mudhuts
>offer some dindu's to move in for work and gibs
>sell gravel to chinese friend in africa
>provide gibs to dindu's for a year
>cut gibs and wait
>after some time take some photos of them
>reach out to your favorite humanitarian organisation for gibs
>you end up with free workers and a goldmine of gravel

JNUG is shit. Buy PLX.

>exSF
>afraid of a few 18 year olds practicing free speech

thats so c uckservative

if it crashes china is literally going to fucking die, bitcoin is 90 percent chinese. Thats one of their ways into being number 1 is bitcoin and gold, if bitcoin falls off a cliff again china will freak out

retard detected

Go and search yahe that will guide you

>Relaxing week, sauna shopping omg

Tits or gtfo

>bergjude
Getting afraid that white people will steal your money laundering secrets, huh?

Buy books, seeds, tools.

No you negro it's about the organisation the leftists have - funding and lawyer networks etc. Plus the fact they are willing to escalate, what might happen if there's armed confrontation etc.

We are untouchable

what?

i mean something like this with massages, expensive and good food, room service and similiar things

Buy an AR15 and a lot of ammo. Get a range membership.

>relaxing
>massage
>expensive food
>probably even pedicure and manicure
He's right, show them titties.

Match me?

Buy a semi automatic rifle, some magazines and ammunition

Found the fucking shill. They are violent radical extremists you kike lover

Use money to help fund a private millita in SA and take over Zimbabwe and rename it Rhodesia and sell your merc group and take over Africa and become Snake.

Might need a bit more money for the first bit but it is a start

2000 dollars isn't even enough money to start a mutual fund.

jnug/just nugt/dust are easy 5-20% gains if you know what you are doing.
Fuck your bioshit stock

jdst*

Views on Electrum. I got on the bandwagon when it started up just incase it became anything like Bitcoin. already made a nice profit

Buy bitcoin and have 10000 by next month

i don't get what you and the leaf mean.

I believe they are respectfully requesting a photographic image of your bare chest. It's just something we do here.

sick fucks

I don't make the rules.

He's implying you may have a feminine benis

Buy a gun and ammo.

how is doing something for your mind and body feminine,

oh wait, i'm on Sup Forums, buy a gun its better!!!


and shoot yourself

So that's a no to the photograph of your chest then? Asking for a friend.

We got a live one, tits or gtfo

Pay two hookers to make out while wearing nothing but MAGA hats in front of whatever inane protest the latest libshit hissyfit happens to be over.

>how is doing something for your mind and body feminine,
A suana and shopping is very feminine, if i want a relaxing weekend then i go into the woods with my guns and go backpacking and shoot shit

buy some guns and ammo. Save a couple of hundo for the training

why move to niggrica when you can invest taht $2000 in asian countries.. well if you have at least 60k that could get you a nice big farmland with workers who will work for you

checked..

I invested 2,000 in a self directed Roth IRA February of last year. Haven't been able to make more contribution because life has been kicking me in the balls but I picked my investments well and it's been quite successful. Everybody has to start somewhere.

theres a thing called bank investments... where you get the safe 6% of your money each year.

you'd probs get $120 a year or so depending on the interest rates