Heil dir im Siegerkranz

Heil dir im Siegerkranz.
Heil Kaiser dir.

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Willi was a gay desu

like Friedrich II, its like a prussian tradition

Viki was hot though

THICC

Would have/10

>be french king
>bang this

We had this sexy motherfucker

French girls can't even compete

That stupid motherfucker ruined Germany.

He was basically powerless by 1917

>You will never hit on noble qts with this glorious beard.

It hurts bros.

She's pretty good looking too if it wasn't for her fucked eye

Their genepool seems to have vastly improved since the spanish days

damn, austrian nobility is top tier
is that how the Hasburg got so powerful?

Foreign nobilty just couldn't resist that BHC

His arrogance kickstarted the downfall of Western Civilisation.

Fuck him.

Frederick III all the way.

U MAD WITEBOI

>Come on over big boy and I'll show you why they call me "Frederick The Great"

Fuck you, i only suck feminine penis.

IF GERMANY WENT AGAINST AUSTRIA HUNGARY, GERMANY WOULD STILL BE AN EMPIRE!

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if germany didnt got all edgy with luther's autistic rant, austria would still rule the HRE and we could all crusade happily against the ottomans

If Germany would have said "No, fuck you Ferdinand, you're on your own against Russia" it would have been alright. Austria Hungary wouldn't have declared war on Serbia then and the whole thing would have been avoided.

i like you austribro stay based

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what the fuck did Martin Luther have to do with it!?

>we could all crusade happily against the ottomans

*and continue to fail every single crusade miserably because of retarded infighting

thirty year war destroyed HRE

thats part of the fun

Am I on now?

that was not caused by Luther.

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They've been around all along!

Why the long face?

>creates protestantism
>epic useless war between heretics and catholics
how is this not his fault

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If the catholic church hadn't been a degenerate cesspool of heresy since the days of the Medici and Borgias, Luther would have never been a thing.

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It's really funny how the second crusade spent more time fighting with each other, French and Germans, than against the Saracens. ...And then Barbarossa drowned. In a river.

because Luther died more than 200 years before the Holy Roman Empire unified into the German Empire.

With that reasoning, France could have said "fuck you Russia, you are on your own" and they would have backed down...

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Even better.

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That was the third crusade dumbass

who profited from the division of christianity?
hint: pic related

Third was Lionheart, dumbass.

>Erbfeind autism
Tha Lutherans are behind it! They are planning to take over tha world! They also founded the illuminati!

are you legit retarded?

At some point in life I really want a pickelhaube with one of the green letter helmet covers.

>tfw don't have a spare £2000

Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing, Erbfeind.

lipót plz

Fuck Germany.

i'm glad the mistake that was germany will soon be a bad memory

>tfw just realized his name in Hungarian was literally LIPót

>Paris' youth is 80% niggers

germany overall is 99% turks
don't forget to vote Schäuble

>He thinks the entente didn't literally suck arab dick to get them to fight the turks

Ol' Willi had pretty eyes, look exactly like mine

Stop being butthurt because Jean-Pierre made fun of protestants Bernd

We both know protestantism is gay, if you ask nicely we'll just forget about it and you can embrace catholicism again

Do you even know how many battles there are with the British and French on the side of the Ottomans, Moortugal...? Probably not, retard.

5% muslims.

what are the blue medals? the upper one looks French

Nice memeball.

It's literally printed on it. pour le merit.

I get that nigger but who issues it and why is it issued?

How about using a search engine...?

>Replying to yourself
>Posting completely unrelated pics
The inbred gypsy strikes again

Thanks, I made it myself

Don't bully the Hungarians, they're good people

send more hot babes pls

Tyroleans are the strongest race.

what will I search for if I don't know what the medal is? you inbred turk

fuck Hungary and fuck all Ural-Altaic people

Good wörk, mine isn't as drawfaggy

>getting beaten by fags in a war
well, shouldn't be surprised, French also got beaten by niggers in war

pour le merit for the third time, Tyrone...

I like that he had mad bantz even as he was executed

Truly the kind of man every austrian should aspire to be

top fuckin kek

when? the only one you won was in 1870 and that was because nobody could be bothered to give a damn since we had a civil war going on, alsace and lorraine are french btw

>The inbred Romanian leeching on US welfare is chimping out
dis gon b gud

While we were allied with a bunch of Muslim countries, the countries on the left had actual Muslims in their armies, and countries even then, due to colonialism.

>Literally plagiarize "God Save the King" for your anthem
>Being such an Anglophile you fire more competent than you Bismarck and help destroy Europe

You can keep Elsaß-Lothringen. You have dumped all kinds of shitskins there, so we do not need second Berlin.

kids and teenagers think Hitler ruined Germany
adults think Wilhelm II ruined Germany
wise men know Bismarck ruined Germany

yes, I know what is written on it. that's completely irrelevant you subhuman bonobo. what I need to know is what the medal is literally called

>zero (0)

Butthurt Bavarian detected

to be faire nobody likes them so we can agree to create a neutral flamenkueche state and everybody will be happy

Jesus Christ, Tyrone, only an hero can save you now.

so much big land in the middle of Europe with healthy, friendly competition
but know, we had to become one zentralised thing where only one city is good like France and England

can i buy your romanian detector?

Let's just dump all shitskins in Belgium and demilitarize the zone. Build a huge wall around it. Israel did basically the same thing. And both Belgium and Palestine are basically non-countries, so -

thats a good deal

Why Imperial flags are so much better than today's flags?

It's a deal then! We have saved Europe now! Glad, that we could find common ground.

currently watching the BBC's 10 part series based on Hew Strachan's history of WW1

it's quality

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sry here's the first (1 of 10)
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TL;DR how millions of men died just so their empires could get destroyed, hand over world dominance to the (((USA))) and (((Soviet Union))) while (((they))) were laughing all the way to the bank.

Nah he just had an inferiority complex thanks to his dwarf arm.

Wouldnt even care, my country is gone already.

Kek

>plagiarize "God Save the King"
You wouldn't read this from Brit because they aren't uninformed enough to post such thing.
Also google where the English royal family originated in.

Fantastic! How do we make this happen? We just need to save the last white people from Belgium. All twelve of them. As a little bonus, we could also nuke Brussels and the EU parliament there.

That's a big skull

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