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The British will control all of America, mark my words
Spain will collapse and so will France just wait

Those revolutionary fucks will get what's coming to them, mark my words.

Who else hates to pay taxes without being representative

J O I N
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Some of you are alright. Don't go to Boston Harbor tomorrow.

>its a cooking salt pork for 5 hours episode

Hang the merchants! Fair skin supremacy!

KING GEORGE NOT PRESIDENT GEORGE!

Britain is literally going to conquer the world

fugg wad is dis prinding bress :DDDDD

You, sir, are a swine

How do we stop the Quaker degeneracy

Can I get a quick run down on the von Habsburgs?

How much does a nigger cost in York? Should I buy a man or a woman? And how old should the nigger be? Help me out guys I never bought a nigger before, all my friends are making fun of me because I don't have a nigger

LIMEYS GET OUT REEEEE.

MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE NOT GOD SAVE THE QUEEN OK?

GAS THE INDIANS BEAD WAR NOW

Who /Bourbon/ here? Jacobin scum GTFO

I wish the Jew would castrate their slaves. Breeding free niggers doesn't seem like a good idea in the long run.

Wtf is their problem?

I employed one of these white niggers to my cordwainer's shoppe, he always shows up drunk, his pocket watch doesn't even keep time so he always shows up well past where work is supposed to commence.

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One thing for sure, the Hemp Industry will always be a part of America!
Hemp! -The most miraculous of God's Bounty, only the most foolish of societies would tamper with its blessing!

WE WUZ EMPIRE

Don't worry lads, Sweden might have been driven out of the mainland but we still control the majority of the Scandi peninsula. It's a minor setback. Another 100 years and we will complete conquest of Scandinavia and then the baltic is ours.

PS. fuck russia

can john townshend and son pls be a meme (pronounced me-me)

Hon hon hon hon. Why aren't you speaking French?
English is so unsophisticated and French is the future universal language.

kek

remove mohammedan

Hey guys, what do you think about that "locomotive" transportation that people are talking about? I think we are finally take the west with it

hey pham whatcha doing with all that land in the west of the Mississippi? we'll give you a good price for it

WHITE MAN STOP PUSHING ONTO OUR LANDS

FUR TRADERS GO HOME

Jas. Townsend and Son..... I fucking love this guy and his channel!!.....comfiest channel on YouTube!!

He has another channel where he talks about old movie making...
youtu.be/wd4vAGHEYXs

I like his cooking videos, scotch eggs best eggs

>tfw don't even want to be able to vote just want to be allowed to kill more indians
>British don't let me kill more indians

>not naming your child a virtue name

It is like you want them to turn from the Lord.

(18th century is 1700s)

I hate negroes, and Irishmen, and Catholics. I hate negroes, and Irishmen, and Catholics. I hate negroes, and Irishmen, and Catholics.

We are bringing culture and civilization to you ignorant savages, whether you want it or not. Now, can we interest you in some slightly used blankets?

>"The first steam train, a prototype steam road locomotive, was built in 1784 by the Scotish inventor, William Murdoch."

As I was saying, I really think this "locomotive" thing will help our great nation

Needs more suet and mushroom sauce!

The potato crop is shite again this year lads. Thankfully, we still have our other crops to eat.

(I would say at that point in time they weren't thinking of using it that way but I apologize as people commonly get centuries wrong)

Be very careful now

Is there anything better than native pussy? I'm sure this racemix will not affect the future of this colony.

Absolutely true. He's a great guy.

>not being able to get white pussy so you go for savage pussy

As long as she converts, God may be able to forgive you for being such a loser

Never not use nutmeg

I hate you worthless Irish niggers so much
Is there anything a papist can do besides burn in Hell?
I pray for the day England destroys your pathetic Island

>Can't get Portuguese pussy
>Settles with dirty injun instead

Aren't Brazilian injun the ones that like kicking a ball around?

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment
>They own the slave trade around the world
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. All the gold is in Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings

>fornicating with the native chimpanzee population
>in the year of our Lord

>implying Old Hickory won't set them straight

The last thing every Yankee Doodle will see

Is Washington /ourguy/?

Look, Europe still had its balls!

Oh shit it's motherfucking Jas Townsend to show me 18th century cookery.

hell fucking yeah.

Holy shit i just saw a bunch of evil British soldiers fire on innocent Boston citizens. What the fuck some of them even died! How could the British do this, we must do something!

#NotMyEmpire

let the hate flow through you

I can say with confidence that Austria and the von Habsburg will be the dominant Germanic power for the next 100 years. Prove me wrong

>protip
>you can't

THEY KILLED HIM. THEY KILLED MY SON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TINA!!!!!!!!!!! BRING ME THE AXE!!!!

hey white boys, how does it feel your women are being SULTANED as we speak? Every day we take more and more of Europe and take more and more of your women
>mfw I have over 25 Balkan women in my concubine

Is there a livestream?

>he said, after failing to take Vienna for the 18th time

gtfo roach. everyone knows you're the sick man of Europe

Hey lads how about instead of constantly deporting jews, we just kill them all?

B U R L Y

Right before the powder flash blinds us for a moment u mean

Ottoman is the most powerful your just angry because when you went to sail to America your wife came to us for fun kek

The hell is a livestream?

>A great Empire, like a great Cake, is most easily diminished at the Edges.
What did he mean by this

A stream that's alive with fish and hasn't been spoiled by the cotton mills yet

a river filled with fish perhaps?

OY VEY GET THIS ANTI SEMITE OUT! REMEMBER THE EDICT OF EXPULSION? IT'S ANUDDA INQUISITION

You've never seen a witch's crystal ball?

You can see the events as clearly as if you were actually there

Literally lmaoing at your life right now senpai

It means we're going to crash the empire from the inside out. btw I'll be late for work tomorrow

That's heresy!

Unfairly unnoticed

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Not going to lie, former King George supporter here. It's quite a whirl watch him get tarred and feathered. Honestly, we cannot let him near the trebuchets.

I am the Prince of GoebbelsLanden-Shekelgruben, one of the the hundreds of states in the most glorious holy Roman Empire here visiting this new "Articles of Confederation" land.

You mad John George? Kek I will change your wife's name to Maryam Abdul just wait

The Province of Quebec was a mistake.

Not going to lie, former George Washington soldier here. It's quite a whirl watchin' him get tarred and feathered. Honestly, we cannot let him get the executive office.

no, for the next thouand years!

Make the colonies great again!

Throw the tea into the harbor. It's what the Founding Fathers will want.
#NotMyKing

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A COUNTRY... AND ENGLAND IS GONNA PAY FOR IT

We aren't going to pay for shit. France will pay for it and bankrupt themselves.

That country just got 10 times bigger. #makeamerica

Lol, in 2 centuries we'll be rescuing you from the Prussians or some shit.

>A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Theres no way this can be interpreted in any other way

Mfw the Lord Governor allows Irish 'refugees' to settle in our colony

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In two centuries you will be overrun with niggers and mexicans. Just watch.

>Tommy Jeff's letter to the crown
Is he /ourguy/?

>join ride

grow a badass beard.

In Three, You'll Be Sucking Saracen cock

Why do you care so much about what slaves do?

Fucking muzzie-frog Alliance, based Holy League will kick their frog-camelfucker ass

Go and get her Cenk, she's in Linz. Just a quick trip from Vienna....

>Oh wait