/syo/ - Sort Yourself Out

How's your sorting going Sup Forums?

Have you completed any of the self-authoring programs?

Have you stopped watching pornography yet (nothing good can come from it)?

The latest maps of meaning lecture just went up:
>2017 Maps of Meaning Lecture 7: Images of Story & MetaStory
youtube.com/watch?v=F3n5qtj89QE

>Joe Rogan interview
youtube.com/watch?v=04wyGK6k6HE

>The Metaphysics of Pepe
youtube.com/watch?v=Ixc9i1G7eew

>Psychology of Redemption in Christianity
youtube.com/watch?v=DtiRzQMgBDM

>Tackling the "Meaning Crisis": Mental Chaos in University Students
youtube.com/watch?v=dvmUTeZvl6I

>Maps of Meaning book
jordanbpeterson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Peterson-JB-Maps-of-Meaning-Routledge-1999.pdf

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=MLp7vWB0TeY
jordanbpeterson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Peterson-JB-Maps-of-Meaning-Routledge-1999.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Also essential, Tragedy Vs. Evil:
youtube.com/watch?v=MLp7vWB0TeY

Are you actually Jordan Peterson? I watched your Maps of Meaning lecture series. I actually learned something.

>Are you actually Jordan Peterson?
No but he's been here at least once

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Why would i stop watching porn?

Why did this happen?

tbqh I'll be killing myself soon. Just waiting for the morphine to be delivered.

DELET THIS

This guy is constantly passionate it annoys me

been doing the no pill for 1 month
-no caffeine
-no sugar
-no dairy
-no grains
-no legumes
-no drugs
-no medication
-no masturbating
-no porn
-no hot showers
-no late nights
-no sleeping in
-no weakness
-no sittting
-no beard
-no clothing with visible logos
-no tatoos
-no piercings
-no excuses
-no hesitation
-no apologies
-no fear

been weight lifting 10 years
on week 3 of 7 weeks to 100 consecutive pushups
getting a normie haircut by women at 5:00 am
going to make a move on wife material girl probs tonight ( been flirting off and on for a while )
at stage 3 of 5 for joining the army as an officer via royal millitary college
been doing paleo for 2 weeks

hmm yeh

School needs to slow down so I can finish past authoring suite. The rabbit hole goes deep, it's easy to procrastinate on purposefully remembering all your past wounds.

Why is his book so expensive?

Publisher knows two things
1: Not many copies will be produced
2: The copies that are made will most likely be purchased by college students for a class ( captive market)

Only way to make small print runs profitable IMO

This can't be real.

It's literally free:
jordanbpeterson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Peterson-JB-Maps-of-Meaning-Routledge-1999.pdf

What does your diet look like? Red pill me plz, tell me moar

not masturbating
eating healthy
no fluoride
exercise

Bros, I live in Toronto. Should I go talk to Jordan Peterson? Maybe yell "Pepe" during one of his lectures?

I would do this if I didn't have a social life

Jordan Peterson has talked with Maxime Bernier on freedom of speech issues.

SAVE YOUR FATHER

yes

i'm guessing paleo

Cool, his daughter probably did his makeup. Seems like a good family man.

eat free range meat, fish. eggs and produce
avoid grains, dairy, soy, legumes, beans, peanuts. vegetable oils

bulking so i eat 12-18 hard boiled eggs , a day and a lot of spinach + meat or fish

why no legumes or beans?

lectins and phytic acid inhibit your bodies ability to absord nutrients from food, and their nutritional profile is out classed by a lot of other foods

Goddamnit, I eat red kidney and white navy beans all the time.

I'm doing most of those, and I thought I had willpower. Great job, keep at it man. Can you tell me what you mean by 'stages' ?

What should I tell him?

>try to sort myself out
>get schizophrenia

i live by u of t. I'd love to bump into the guy.

"Oh, I’m an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free hell with the n double a c p, i dont drink
i dont cuss, i wanna ride on the front of the bus. i wanna eat where the white folks eat,
cause i’m white on the bottom of my feet. we don't screw like the white folks do, we just screw til we get through. i wanna be white more and more, so i can bitch at the nigger next door. i’m glad this tune came along, we done wore out one nigger song. i wanna be white don't you understand, so i can play in a trashy white band.

Niggity Jiggity here comes diggity.

Jordan! I love your work!"

Read as written, record video and post results or you're a faggot beta leaf

Last time I joined a /SYO/ thread I said I was going to give up the alcohol and bongs

>tfw can't last a day without
Considering rehab now..

First stage is about 5 hours at a recruiting center
-1 hour waiting and or filling out paper work and handing them in along with ID, school reports, resume etc
-30 minute presentation
-1 hour aptitude test ( its basically an iq test )
-30 minutes waiting around / doing color perception test
-1 hour waiting around / doing a medical interview with a doctor, they look at the paperwork you fill out
-1 hour waiting around / doing interview with an enlisted member of the defence force who goes over all your results to see if you qualified for the position you want, vacancies, gives you specific info books and stuff for your role

Second Stage is a full body medical exam from a doctor, they feel your balls and shit, as well as a full psych exam from a shrink. and lastly another interview with a higher ranked member

Third stage is they fly you out to a different state, our capital to do 2 days of testing to see if you have what it takes to be a leader, oral presentations, 3 on 1 selection board, interviews, group dynamic exercises

Excellent thank you for the quick rundown. I can see your dedication will take you far, godspeed my friend.

youre prepared for all that?? amazing!

Fourth stage is fitness assessment currently 15 pushups ( 30 for special forces ), 45 situps, 7.5 shuttle run / beep test

Fifth stage is waiting for a letter to seemif you passed, and flying out to royal millitary college and doing 18 months of training before you get commisiomed as an officer if you pass

>this is how ridiculous you look

it really makes you not want to fail so you end up investing a lot of time into it. it would suck so bad to fail at stage 3+

youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

>12-18 hard boiled eggs a day
What's your LDL like?

T just quit faggot, I have chronic pain and can go weeks withou cannabis but it sucks for the first few days like cigarettes. Just do it, Kek is with you

Holy shit, that's real.

lots of controversy regarding cholesterol
i passed the army blood and piss test though
so i am assuming everything is in order

It's not really the cannabis, it's the alcohol, I can't stop drinking and once I start to feel good I start craving bongs

If I don't drink I don't crave bongs but alcohol cravings are intense and withdrawals are pretty shit

HHOOOOLEEEEFUUUCKKKKKKKK IT'S REAL

It's from his daughter's instagram. Really old picture.

Also, his daughter has purple fucking hair.

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This seems like complete bullshit.

No sugar? There's still sugar in a ton of healthy foods. What the hell do you eat?

Lol @ no tattoos & piercings as if that's something you just do casually every few days. Both degenerate regardless.

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I don't understand how you can get enough calories. What do you eat with the eggs/meat and vegetables? Nothing?

who is this semen demon?

guys I want to stop being a braying jackass and rescue my dead father but i'm too fucking weak

how much are you drinking a day? I weened myself off 20 shots of liquor a day over the course of a month and i've been sober for about two weeks now.

>tfw no father to rescue

just increase the serving size its not rocket science

18 eggs 3 steaks 2 plates of spinach etc

>20 shots of liquor a day

Oh ok. I couldn't restrict myself that much for food.

I already don't drink any alcohol and cut out processed foods.

Replaced milk with almond milk (I make my own, not the boxed shit).

Beans aren't even bad, same with most grains (if it's bread or rice I'll get the healthiest kind you can possibly get)

Not all of us can afford to eat like a king everyday. Must be nice to have rich parents.

What's wrong with grains exactly?

Phytates, Lectins and Gluten

it's a metaphor for your obligation to your learned ancestors.

And serious - never smiles. I couldn't do that. Must take quite some soul strength to be so serious all the time.

>tfw he's actually /ourguy/

No don't disrupt him or the class. Don't destroy or damage a good thing. Think of something non-destructive and hopefully appreciative if you do anything.

Go to the dragon's lair and fight the dragon there before it comes to you.

And that's bloody no joke.

oh thanks.

.. find a good Peterson meme, blow it up, catch him in the hall as he's leaving the classroom. Something like that.

Same, I can't afford to eat that much local grass fed meat. Would not want to eat that much meat that is from a normal supermarket, and it would still be expensive where I live

This one is my fave. All his major memes in an impassioned and prepared speech.

don't be a faggot memer
gross

Holy shit underrated post. Do this.

have some fucking respect for the man you leaf fucking shit

if you want to talk to the guy go right ahead but holy fuck don't be a memespouting retard

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i just can't figure out how to sort myself out

You forgot
>no fun

I stopped watching hardcore porn but I still jack off to videos of strippers and such. Does that count?

Which sort should I use?

>sorting
I'm sorting, all right
>completed self-authoring
not done, stopped halfway. gonna get on it
>stopped watching porn
deleted all my porn, reduced way down the fapping + porn

all in all, everything is getting sorted.

Don't be a pleb.

nice progress user! try and bring it down more and more.
from 20 tabs open to only one video (commit hard)
then on to one picture
then imagination

> One video

Well, I'm down to one video open at a given time.

I could probably get to one video per session, and integrate some imagination as I go along.

What are the self-authoring problems you've mentioned?

> employed
> in University

My thing right now is I'm working on eating and sleeping right.

you can have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Don't disrupt it. Film it and post it to Sup Forums.

Ok fag

> No grains
> no legumes
> no sitting
> no excuses

How the fuck and I supposed to eat?

Fuck that. I don't listen to talking heads, or self-help philosophy of any kind. I'm familiar enough with his videos and he's doing God's work and all but this shit is entry-level at best.

>been doing paleo for 2 weeks

nonsense diet is nonsense

frankly, he did say no excuses

worm

Now I understand how pewdiepie is considered the funniest shit in sweden.

read the gospel of philip and take the nazirite oath. Know the fire of gnosis as samson, christ and hitler before you, and have the emotion they have taken from you

I got a job offer for a mailman position 4 months ago and I haven't heard word on a start date yet. I'm going crazy waiting for it and being NEET

I'm beginning to lose hope...

>entry level

You must not have actually read maps of meaning. I'm 2/5 thru it and WEW the neuropsychology especially forced me to pause for a day or two.

If you mean the Peterson memes that are pmuch the easily digestible/bite sized yet juicy insights from his lectures, sure, ok.

Anybody tried quitting the internet yet? I tried installing Leechblock and limit myself to 100 minutes a day on the internet but I just download all sites I want and browse the internet anyway.

Should I just take the cord of the internet and waste my time in the library all day looking at Sup Forums?

Ask Mr. God

>imagination
>Tfw aphantasia
I'll never kick the habit

Go hiking for a week and when you get back just smash every device with internet and buy a flip phone