THE GREAT ROACH HUSTLE

PROOFS
(praise kek)

Those of you from the last thread know the situation, nothing more needs to be said. LEAF OP said the target had whitehouse or washington in the name. Target Acquired. We wait.

Bumping in possible epic thread

Yessssssss

Based user, tell him something like
>I felt the previous account wasn't secure anymore, I'm using this one now

Let us make it happen, boys.

d..u.bs and I'll cut my wrists

Toasting in epic bread
Add me to the screencap

Have a bump user. You're doing God's work

Bump for impending colossal uproar

LOL Drumpkins, i'm gonna message him and tell him he's getting fooled and send him the thread link

don't be so specific

>mfw Sup Forums starts WW3

pls no

Wait gimme the scoop. What is going on?


Also put me in screenshot pls

>"President Trump will soon announce his intentions to annex Baja peninsula"

PLEASE, THAT WILL CAUSE A TOTAL MELTDOWN

Bump

good work OP

shame my countryman fucked up last thread but what can you expect from a leaf

Sean Spicer is an illiterate when it comes to technology. I'd believe that alibi.

Hot dog

...

You have to go back.

user is baiting a roach

Bump for the glory of Sup Forums

A BOGDANETTE?

This is one for the history books. I have a feeling.

I'm still confused about what happened in the thread since I joined it late. Can I get a summary?

we trallin roaches?

Do it.
The world needs to be taught not to fuck with us.

As long as kek wills it.

I'ma try this again.
Take my digits user!

Figures takes an American to do the job after the leaf jobed. Have some magik. Praise kek.

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WW3 is coming, Sup Forums.

Same here leaf

Everyone stay low key in here. Those who know, know. Those who don't will either find out soon or this wasn't worth anything anyway.

wouldnt mind doing a quick rundown on her

Holy fuck is this aksam guy of importance?

So who wants to pretend to be McMuffin on Skype?

OP already said hes not doing it faggot, just give up

We can use him to report something to the Turkish Media and start a happening
We might need to stay with just Sean Spicer for now to be safe

remember to tell of trump's future support for the SAA, NDF, others on the Assad boat, Greece, as well as YPG

This OP is the one who caught the torch

Any updates OP?

Were you even following faget?

>115585511

OP leaf got scared, so user is taking the torch.

We are Sean Spicer and the roach is turkish White House Correspondent for Akşam

Yes we are waiting OP.

Posting in epic bread

Im not getting a response, so I threw out some bait. I think it's appropriate.

Here's what's gonna go down. If I get a hook, this thread is toast. You all go about your separate ways and dont bring this up again until I resurface when I'm done.

Let me get a (you) so I know you're a real nigga.

Also post good inquiries for me to use, answers to give. We're going to be the best fake news that God has ever created.

Just when we thought we were in.......OP pulls us out

those digits

Let's to try to contact other people that are the press correspondents

Maybe mention something about Russia? The media would probably eat that up. Also are we gonna slide again?

The one from the last bread was good

Deus Vult

Do you realize that this is literally terrorism?

Use him, but don't just use him to cause chaos.. immature newfags.

great, maybe you shoukd ask him to confirm his identity

Bad idea. We'd get reported for spam/junk right away. The only reason we got this far is solely dumb luck and Roach stupidity and unprofessionalism.

FOR THE GLORY OF CYPRUS WE WILL RUSE THE ROACHES

This one?

damn what is the probability of that

Godspeed user

>This is terrorism.

I'm not guilty of shit faggot. Chaos reigns.

he wuz gud mayn

its 8 am here be patient. he's probably taking a shit or something

Yes. Could be pretty funny.

1 of every 1000 posts

like mine

There's always another roach. Remember Sex and the City?

What are we going to say him?

>some of my oc gets saved for once

Leaf from last thread (the not-OP one)

Godspeed, son. May you pick up where my country disappointed you.

Good idea. I'll send another message to him in second. (spread out his notifications you know what I'm saying)

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

Alright lads, wasn't in the last thread, I'm gonna need a quick rundown. Looks comfy.

Not it's not, if the roach tells that story then he's a faggot who believes anything

You sound like an underage faggot

now what? dont start a civil war in my country please

OP was a total fucking faggot in the last thread. You don't just throw away a gift that lands in your lap

Not so much literally terrorism as it is literally faggotry. Still, could be fun.

Don't forget to end the conversation with: "İmam Hatipler Kapatılsın".

He will be glad to hear it. An important message for us all.

godspeed o7

Gud lug user :DDDD. Fug dat roach up gud. :DDD

(you)

Might want to take this somewhere other than Sup Forums though, this site is way, way too fucking open.

Erdogan's an islamic cunt though. Ataturk wants you to drop kick him.

And it involved "Skypes", just like we said it would

at the end of it post this

Heh sorry Im retarded and cropped out my first message in that post.

Here's both of the text messages I've sent. I wont send another.

Pls do OP

Constantinople will be restored and Elder Paisios' prophecy will be fulfilled!

Have a (you) for your OC
Do you have some "proof" that you're Spicer? He might ask for it in response

you should of just said you were his assistant

Can someone give me a quick rundown? What's going on?

I expect radio silence from Sup Forumslacks on my signal.

Perhaps thead should assist?

Kek, perfect

You're literally a faggot.

send him nudz

Roach ready for translation. Let this shit happen

I have the thread to help. Obviously I dont have Spicer's ID laying around here in my bedroom.

Not in this timeline