MIDWEST WEATHER HAPPENING THREAD

M A S S I V E BOW ECHO EDITION
Missouri, Arkansas and Illinois at high risk for tornadoes tonight fellas, stay vigilant and stay careful!

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Watches and warning up and down Missouri and Arkansas

It's fucken shut up predominantly in the countryside rural areas and not any of the cities really.

At least so far.

Quad Cities here. It just went by an hour ago. We had a baby tornado on the i80 interstate at the edge of Davenport.

Waiting...

>live in oklahoma
>mfw its not me getting hit by tornados for once

Emergency bunk

Indiana reporting in. Wind's picking up.... No storm yet....

illinios here
lighting, fast winds, hail
all this shit is making me prep for tornado

Made it out okay. Several downed branches, with high winds.
t. Iowa

LET MY DIGITS PROTECT YOU

>PRAISE KEK

Kek, please fuck up these flyovers for trying to call upon your powers to flood california. you saved us from your wrath, now we humbly ask that you wreak havoc across the midwest. may the death toll rise to whatever the last 4 digits of my post are. PUNISH THE FLYOVERS, BRING ABOUT CHAOS. PRAISE KEK

Heavy wind SE of Springfield MO, tornado warning to the east. Had rain dumping on us for about ten minutes but it's calmed down. This is going to be an easy storm night.

STONE THE FALSE PROPHET

Something could spin down or you could def get a mircoburst in the bow be prepared.

the only stones will be the upturned ones that litter the ground in the great tornadoes wake. PRAISE KEK.

> HE WHO CONTROLS THE MEMES, CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
> HE WHO CONTROLS THE MEMES, CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
> HE WHO CONTROLS THE MEMES, CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE

>HAPPEN, HAPPEN, HAPPEN

Fort Smith user here

Everything is calm outside right now, but it's coming

It already passed me in Dubuque.
University staff made everyone enter the dorm basement.

Bracing for impact
T minus 15

I know that line produced at least 1 tornado in kansas. How many more have there been?

Oh shit nigger you're from my hometown

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In Bloomington il. Heard a noise and went to the window, big ass tree gets knocked over onto the power lines. Transformer blows and now I'm sitting in the dark lol.

Ayy
RB or LT

Looks on the brightside. The storm is moving so fast a tornado will kill you before you have much time to worry about it. :^)

Awfully windy here

LT my man

South of pekin we just got hit, power is still out. Bloomington is about to get fucked.

>clenches anus
Wew
RB master race desu

THEYRE FINALLY KILLING THE CHADS! YES!!!!!

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>That fucking bow

Festus, MO here
Just past right over lots of high winds and spooky calm moments but we're good now

Yeah, LT a shit

I'm in Brookfield now, surprisingly /comfy/ tbqh famalam

fug that's gonna get here overnight

Ayyy do you live by the PNC on 31st
I live like 3 blocks away from that

Pussies

radar.weather.gov/index.htm
mesonet.org/index.php/weather/category/radar

What's the eta on bumfuck west TN? Currently trying to decide whether or not to go to sleep or wait for storm.

Is this why it was so windy today? Fucking hell, I need to watch the weather a little closer.

I cast death on Shitcago

North side of Chicago on the lakefront. 2 years ago we had a microburst. Just in this neighborhood. 80+ trees ripped out of ground in a square mile. It was nuts.

Lakeshore uses repell and disperse
It's very effective

Just thunder and rain now

DEATH TO THE HERETIC

MAY YOUR DAMS BURST FORTH AND SWEEP YOU FROM THE FACE OF KEK'S EARTH

MAY THE LAMENTATIONS OF YOUR WOMEN BE HEARD FOR MANY YEARS

AND MAY THE OCEAN RISE UP TO SWALLOW YOUR STATE WHOLLY

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Fairly close desu, like half a mile

>wishing destruction on the heartland
ISHGGDGGY

>shitposting on Sup Forums
>heavy rain starts
>check the weather
>tornado spotted south of me and I'm in a tornado warning
At least I know my weather radio doesn't work anymore. I thought it was just supposed to rain today.

Any other Illinoisfags think that the statewide tornado drill set for tomorrow isn't just a drill?

I will find you
Don't you worry :^)

>tfw the weakest part of the storm may disconvenience me slightly by waking me up tonight when it passes through Chicago while the tornados will wipe out all the Trump voting rednecks in the boonies

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Who else here has been within 100 feet of a tornado?

I had one form pretty close to my house when I lived in the countryside.

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That's just a front not a bow. A bow is something tiny within that front about the size of a city.

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Peppering my anus for later.

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Rain starting to hit

>GODS NATION
>JESUS LOVES US
>the sky literally reaches down and tries to kill you multiple times a day for a few months

really makes you think

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So far only finding reports of tornado damage in kansas city.

>the cuckland of america

no one cares about you

Interestingly it's actually a public warning to NOT look at precipitation radar if you're under a warning. Coincidentally you have to use "pol" technology which is used specifically for wind direction and THAT is where you'll want to look for bows that will start turning into hooks.

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>"pol"
I just got excited but I take that back. You have to look at base velocity radar. Dual-pol is actually precipitation radar.

And I believe it's specifically Nexrad radar

Witnessed and praise! Califags BTFO, KEK is with the Heartland!

NW Indiana here, praying a tornado takes out my store so I dont have to work tomorrow

significant convective activity
hail ~2 in
gusts ~60 knots
tornadoes in Arkansas

youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM

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Norther Arkansas look out bros. Red is tornadic activity

hahaha yes fuck you hillbillies

Luckily the storm is mostly past my area, or at least the worst part

It was windy as shit but there were no tornados

Aurora based user reporting in. Windy as fuck, no tornados though.

>canada giving lectures on cucklands
>PM is literally a wife's son

Des Plaines here. Lots of rain and wind, some lightning, no tornados so far.
Bullshit, there arent even any trees in that neighborhood to begin with.

La Grange
Plenty of wind and intense rain
No tornados

In Arkansas? If you're already seeing plenty of wind and intense rain then you may see some shit go down in about 30 minutes. And I mean literally go down.

Little Rock get ready

Nah Illinois

Ok nevermind I see you're outside of Chicago. It's about to pass over you completely any minute.