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Whats the topic of discussion anonpai

Ranked Choice Voting.

It's the only way to elect a legitimate government and only Australia and New Zealand have it.

>ywn be a sheepfucker
Curse this state, if it weren't for its hot climate and ugly women I could probably have both sheep and hot women

Why is Aus/NZ so based user? and why arent you immigrating here?

You'll be right at home here, NZ has ugly and equally slutty women. Its why we would rather fuck sheeps.

Its not, at all

They are so based because they are the only legitimate governments on Earth.

I haven't yet immigrated cause it's difficult, you guys actually have borders. I have visited Aus thought and it was great.

Irrelevant country thread I presume? Hello fellow irrelevant countries.

>you guys actually have borders
Then why am I surrounded by changas, boongas and poo in loos

based tea producer

produced any good tea lately lad?

Hmmm...

How easy is it to immigrate to NZ then?

Rare flag.

They legally emigrated?
If you don't live it, vote about it. You actually get to vote, I have get to do that.

monstrously difficult

but not as difficult as finding accommodation in auckland

As a burger? You can visit for up to 3 months with no visa. Visitor visa is easy, becoming a citizen is hard. Even if you get married you're not automatically a citizen, much harder than getting American citizenship.

Did a tea factory tour yesterday and bought some nice black tea. I'm a /trv/burger and I only came here to Sri Lanka post.

based

Vote for who?
The only guy who doesn't support selling us down the drain is winnie but he's a turncoat so nobody trusts him.
Any fuck can legally immigrate here apparently since half these cunts barely even speak English.
I swear to god if another fucking indian gets all pissy because I can't understand their garbled bullshit I'm going to lose the plot.

Its easy to immigrate here senpai, if youre cute be my bf and you'll get residency easy

But America's gonna fuck over and die due to demographics, I need to get out of here.

Regardless of Trump this place is going to get worse even if immigrants come in legally.

How exactly is it difficult to migrate there?

What about full citizenship?

theres a website for this

i would be surprised if any user here knew the details

Own a business for 3 years and you get permanent residence. There is practically no reason to apply for citizenship. Why do you think all the gas stations, liquor stores and diary's are owned by indians or chinese

Yeah im not sure there's really any benefit to full citizenship other than, maybe voting?

You don't need to be a citizen to vote in the general election. Permanent residents can vote.

Have no idea what people see in ardern. Is it because she is relatively attractive for a pol? Rapidly aging horse faced harpy is all i see.

Why am i even bothering to find a partner in NZ then. Ill just buy one from russia like any sane person would.

Guys what is going on with this timeline?!

>"Huge applause for Winston Peters' arrival at Vic Uni lecture theatre - some even stood for his welcome." Jo Moir twitter (stuff reporter)

>"Winston Peters tells Vic students 'a man called Trump with a strange haircut' won US election bcos of concerns about immigration."-Nicholas Jones twitter (herald reporter)

>"Winston Peters questioning fairness of pressure on the European Students Association club at Auckland Uni that caused it to disband." -Nicholas Jones twitter (herald reporter)

i thought Vic was the most bluepilled uni?

based winnie was at UA yesterday

honestly guys, just vote National electorate and NZFirst party. I know many people don't like national but you just gotta vote against Labour and Green. Make based winnie proud

>At Vic of all places
This is truly the best timeline

Also check out the video in the link of Jack Tame getting broken in by Winston. Its only about a minute long and Winnie reks Tame.

>stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/90130881/Winston-Peters-shuts-Jack-Tame-down-with-drug-addict-crack?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Yeah I thought so too, but among the bluepilled cucks there must be some red pilled masses. All the smelly indians and rich chinks have probably pissed off the broke students.

I think after labour/greens lost the last election a lot of youth became completely disillusioned by them.
Labour was a monumental cluster fuck and the greens back stabbed labour by acting like they had a chance to win outright completely outing themselves as power hungry politicians rather than activists

We should be having threads and trying to get people on the inside to update us. i bet there are lurkers here who got to UA

Truly the best timeline indeed.

the Nats candidate in my electorate is a fucking bunga but there is a NZ first candidate so i'm going with him.

Yeah Labour/Greens are hopeless and that showpony Jacinda Ardern can go fuck herself.

i like jacinda and shes a shoo in for my electorate anyway

its andrew 'fuck national' shittle i dont want

the stink of an upset are all over this election

We have MMP lad. Far superior.

seppos get out

On my way home from the Victoria talk with Winnie. Afterwards he signed a pepe-holding-a-goldcard poster, was great. I'm sure someone with the photos will post them soon.

Alright guys. How do we let Winnie know any coalition with the loonie left is just not allowable.

What good is lower immigration numbers if we end up under the pseudo commies.

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interesting specimens. What do you guys usually eat at kiwi land?

Just had my first lecture at Uni this year. The lecturer couldn't stop complaining about trump and even showed us some pro-refugee videos. FML, the course has nothing to do with politics and they're still shoving it in our faces.

Why can't AU have someone like Jordan Peterson to put these SJWs in their place...

these

I'd rather be controlled by commies than live in New Zealandistan/ Chinese Republic of New Zealand

Just complain about it.
You are paying large sums of money to be there

No instead you would be living in the Gender Queer State of New Zealand and subsidising Tane's meth addiction and paying for free gender studies degrees.

Is that really preferable to you?

Winnie cant close the door he can simply get them to tighten what the list determines as a high need field.

Chinese and Poo's will still flood in because of this.

You're eligible to get it after 5 years of living in NZ as a permanent resident

t. permanent resident that's too lazy to apply for citizenship

i know people who have been permanent residence for 40 years

Yeah, I've had mine for about 7 years now.
The only thing that differs permanent residents from citizens as far as I know is not having to apply for visas when travelling to certain countries.

You have to go back

How do I get a gf?

Come to Winnie talks at unis, there were looaads of girls there, way more than I expected.

but they only like him cause he's still economically socialists

Any chance you know when he will speak at Canterbury and would I need to be a student?

You don't need to be a student, but no idea when he'll speak there. I'm sure he will sometime in the next few months though.

I was with Winnie at UA

My investor visa has brought more money in to this country's economy than you will ever earn.

You are likely just a mere intellectually deficient half-Maori that should have more prospects in your life other than living off your state sponsored welfare.

Gook Get Out

Are there any fresh NZ memes?

>New Zealand cuisine

t. Ameriburger in sheepshaggerland

>muh money
How about my culture you slant eyed fuck.

Sorry I may make you jealous but I'm Swiss/German and am literally the master race. My IQ is on the far right side of the bell curve.

New Zealand cuisine is literally American cuisine-lite. Except there's no good Mexican joints here.

>Except there's no good Mexican joints here.
>eating wog food
what the fuck

Just Winston with Pepe from the other thread

Islanders are the hottest race imo

More like literally British-cuisine plus. Not a huge improvement desu

Would anyone else be game for spreading rumors that Jacinda Ardern is pregnant?

why does she actually look fat in that pic

"Muh investment visa"

So you bought some houses in Auckland to rent to kiwis for ridiculous prices.

Thanks Mr Wong, really helpful.

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

dunno but when i first saw the picture right away it made me think she is pregnant. her hips have widened and she has a slight bump. i reckon she is about 8-10 weeks.

she looked pretty normal during the by election

>"Based Winnie" props up another Labour government in September

Can't wait to laugh at you cucks good and hard.

what's NZpols opinion on transgirls?

Take all your gook gorillas back please, bad enough in WA with abos without kiwi coconuts every fucking where.

The last labour government presided over 3% unenployment and the largest migration of britons to New Zealand since the post war boom

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faggot degenerates

looks can be deceiving. she has openly stated that her and her bf Clarke Gayford are trying for a babby.

Labour are preferential to National on Super, Pike River, and immigration. Unless Nats change their stance i'd prefer Winston go with Labour. Hopefully Based Winnie gets enough votes to block the Greens from coalition partnership but if not i blame National cucks, not him.

haha

no

Labour couldn't do any worse than National desu. If NZF gets enough of the vote, they will have enough power to keep Labour in check.

Life here is shit ay, but it can be alright

How are you faggots going?

I finally managed to get a flat in auckland and move out of my rents place (took 2 months of visiting flats before i got accepted into a good one). The rent is still astronomical though. Also just started as a driver for pizza hut while i finish my uni. I don't think im ever gonna go to work sober t b h

got any more pics of her recently

someone needs some tender boipuss loving

I'd rather deal with Labours policies than National's. If National won't change their globalist agenda then I have no choice but to allow labour to win.

Nah, I've got two houses (one for my daughter) but I'm running a fairly large company that's partly operating in New Zealand.

Any fembots here go to ua?

none that feature her baby bump but bros i'm convinced she is preggers and probably by artificial insemination seeing as she is old and Clarke is a softcock.

>fairly large company that's partly operating in New Zealand
What industry?

Is there any hope of the next govt curbing this ridiculous immigration and dealing to the property prices?

Stop drinking coffee and you will be able to afford a house

unfortunately women will vote for labour just because of her

are you saying you can afford 200k for a deposit

I was there. Massive applause as soon as he entered the room.

>t. I'm 16 and I have no functional memories of the last Labour government

Either that or you're Curwen fucking Rolinson.

national has not changed anything since they got in

my only optimism is voting for Winston

doubtful. Paula Bennett (dare i say based Paula) will wreck showpony Jacinda in any debate

Anyone /UoA/ here?

good on you m8. I really see this as a positive sign that this is Winstons year.

piss off, i remember Clark and she was awful but Key was no better. I wouldnt vote either. regardless of national or labour i want Winston there as my representation.