Why haven't you taken the Rock Pill yet, Sup Forums?

Why haven't you taken the Rock Pill yet, Sup Forums?

>mfw he was the first figure to announce the death of Osama Bin Laden
>mfw he also made the call that saved America

>Nonwhite

He's a fag.

I gotta admit that I enjoyed the movie 'Doom' though.

I lol'd when he told Portman to "Get in the goddamn hole"

> tucked in shirt with no belt

Yeah, not listening to anything he has to say.

Pleb.

Those are expensive pants that don't require a belt.

I can tell you actually don't own any expensive clothing.

Because jucing that hard for that long = heart failure

What a big guy!

I know you from somewhere...

I took the Rock pill a decade ago, pleb.

Eh, he's Samoan. Not white for sure but definitely above nigger and spic level. In case of race war, I'll take Samoans on the white side.

>having such a womanly physique that you need to wear a belt

I bet your boyfriend uses it to spank you at night fancy boy

Can I get a quick Rundown? Just a quick one m8

Read what you wrote and after that write a 500 word paper on why you should get off the internet and read a book.

Been drinking beer. I'm probably writing dumb shit.

Don't caaaare.

No you aren't drinking beer, and even if you are you're not that drunk. Stop lying on the internet and sort yourself out. Please.

Who are you? Some type of authority figure?

Shove a pineapple up your ass, guy.

Bin Laden died in 2001, from Marfan Syndrome.

He would be a bigger puppet than Hillary Clinton, not exaggerating.

I just want you to have a better life...

His Dad is a black Canadian man.

He lies about his height, almost RDJ tier about it.

this polynesians in general are based as all hell, the fact that retards call them niggers when they blatantly aren't is so fucking stupid

T H E

R O C K

P I L L

I'll never be a happy person. Sup Forums is a refuge for the damaged and broken.

You're probably not a happy person yourself if you're honest about it.

The call that saved Western Democracy??

>mfw he also made the call that saved America

Hang Up..

>Crowd chants CM Punk
>Rock calls CM Punk on the phone
>Vince loses his shit
>Rock doesn't care because he knows he's the boss here.
I'd vote for him.

You're right, I'm not a happy person. And I don't know if I will ever be happy. But I do know that I don't wan't to be the way I was yesterday.

keep telling your self that bud

...

*hug*

I like ya buddy, if that means anything.

Perhaps you were right and I shouldn't have been so racist earlier.

Stay strong, brother. Don't let this world beat you.

I'm glad i dont remember the 90s