Your parents saw a list of all the Sup Forums posts you made

>your parents saw a list of all the Sup Forums posts you made
Post their reaction.

they would be proud

My dad's reaction was indifferent when he found out I went on here.

>Being autistic enough to make a Sup Forums post list

This exact look

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Holy shit, go back to ledddit please.

That's because he doesn't know what it is.

I imagine your mother wonders why you post green frogs all the time.

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>Good....Gooooood

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>my dad

>my step mom

>my biological mother

I make a lot of posts about wanting to suck on a perfect feminine trap willys

so

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they wouldn't be surprised honestly

What a fag. But considering the flag...

It's not gay only when you're the one being sucked.

It is. You are being aroused by other individual of the same sex.

Nothing gay about sucking on a girls willy, some of the most feminine women i've ever seen have had willys

neither of them know english

They would agree with almost everything besides some of my sentiments about WWII, but both grandpa's fought in the Pacific theatre. However, I don't have any arguments to what we did to the Japs.
My parents are more angry about what is happening than me. I once made a joke saying I was feeling the bern at dinner and they gave me an ultimatum. I told them I was joking and showed them my shrine of trump and all was well.

To add, I think they would be more afraid of my shitposting on Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and /jp/.
Something about posting pictures of camels with some western short story on /jp/ for a months straight when I browsed Sup Forums was hilarious.

>afraid of my shitposting on Sup Forums, Sup Forums and /jp/
Because of politically incorrectness or autistic posting?

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They been dead for decades, so my karma is clear on this count. I think my dad would be proud. My mom would just be confused, as usual.

the old guard of canada wouldn't understand unfortunately. they'd probably call me a fucking leaf

They would be sad that I waste my time on vietnamese carpentry boards instead of roaming the streets

Confused, probably. They might disown me for the Jew stuff, they're vehemently pro-Israel for some reason. Everything else I can probably explain to them and they'd be on board with, they're very conservative.

"BASED SON"

>user, where do you get your news, you always seem to know about things before the news!
>y-you don't wanna know, grampa

Stop being a manchild

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>you absolute sad cunt

wouldn't care because >single mother

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Good work my son. Here is another shekel.

Proud

Better yet, you run for president and your entire Internet history from when you first logged on as a wee lad goes public. What happens to your polls?

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no fucks given, they dont speak a word of english.

>hentai masturbator
>regular porn masturbator
>regular Sup Forums user
All the way down the drain

>we wuz kangz references
>hitler speeches
>hardcore rough sex
>jlaw nudes
>symptoms of autism

atleast 80% of ppl would vote for me desu

Mom

Dad

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I just went through my posts and it appears there's nothing substantial in them sadly.

my mom has a sense of humor so she would find them funny. She was also raised in south, so she knows why I say nigger so often

monkey is in the right here, moortugal

Reg so my seun!!

I pretty much post only racist shit here and shitpost /o/ So not much incriminating material.

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I was saying that since he was to dumb to understand that this was an hypothetical post list.

Dad is lolbertarian, mom is almost nihilistic, sister closer to old school liberalism. All are anti immigration and anti multiculturalism. Tl.dr nobody gives a fuck.

This actually happened to me kind of

>mixed race
>black dad white mum
>posted on some YouTube video about how coalburners should get the rope
>let mum use my laptop to watch YouTube
>didn't log out because dumb nigger brain
>mum sees comments and account with hitler avi
>recommended videos are all Sup Forums tier
>mum sent me to psychatrist immediately
>now forced to take jew pills everyday

Proof you're not making this shitty story up?

how can you see through your posts?