>mfw when London cucks try to rationalize living in London Living in London >shoe box homes with neighbours within a meter, even if you have a 1-2 mill home >full of non-whites and "diversity" >full of arrogant wankers that think they are better than everyone else because they live in this cesspool >but m-m-muh higher wages! The cost of living negates this. Not to mention the pollution, crime, overcrowding, degeneracy, muslims, niggers, etc.
As opposed to living 20-30 minutes out of a major city >nature >peace >no neighbours >cheaper cost of living and higher qaulity living >land >freedom >no niggers, no muslims, no crime, no pollution, no degenerates, etc.
Only cucks and jews live in London or in any major city.
Nicholas Phillips
Sounds right to me. Everyone I know has abandoned Toronto for the exact same reason. Only the degenerates stayed.
Nolan Russell
>not living in the countryside >not being able to walk through green fields and woods in God’s Own Country Truly, Townies cannot compete.
Connor Perry
Truly. They have 'parks', but they are always overcrowded and full of people. It's where niggers go to rob phones.
Bentley Smith
Ah yes, I remember driving the 4-wheeler in the pleasant meadows of my dad's property up in northwest corner of Georgia, Rising Fawn.
I can vividly remember it. The Appalachian Mountains, the splendid pine forests, the blackberry bushes, and the curvy roads...
..Only memories now.
Colton Flores
fucking londoners
they live in a bubble
so fucking oblivious to the rest of the UK
wankers
Josiah Hernandez
who /hertfordshire/ here?
Ryder Richardson
/somerset/ here
Kevin Cox
Is living in the english countryside same as in the soap operas like Emmerdale
Hudson Sanders
some towns are like it, with their close-knit communities, everyone knows everyone sort of thing
the countryside is nearly exactly the same
Oliver Robinson
Not where I am. 15 minute drive from a major city, no neighbours near me for about 1 mile. Have lots of fishing ponds and woods nearby, it's awesome.
Kayden Reed
Hello fellow Cider lad.
I've never watched soaps, but location wise it looks similar to Hot Fuzz around here minus all the action. It was filmed up the road at Wells after all.
The Countryside itself mostly has disparate farmhouses and the occasional smallholding all joined with tiny roads lined with tall hedgerows.
Living in it, well that's the hard part. lots of old people, not much young blood.
Owen Carter
I lived 2 years in Plaistow then Upton Park right next to boleyn ground. London is fucked, even immigrants from eastern europe ( like me ) who came there for work hate it.
Jayden Young
'ow be on my lover
north/south/east/west somerset?
Connor Hernandez
>not living nextdoor to tyrone and his sheeboon screeching >not wanting people to steal your shit >not wanting to wait in a lines all day >not wanting increased risk of cancers from pollution >not wanting police to show unannounced up for random bullshit over noise, or weed smell, and then shoot your dog because "muh authority" >not wanting to listen to cars drive 30 feet from you 24/7 countryfag pls
Elijah Cox
As urbanisation spreads the towns will merge and create megacities like that of which we have never seen before. Villages will be reduced to neighbourhoods within the sprawling slums and slip from living memory.
Unless we repatriate them all.
Liam Cooper
>mfw I have a nice fire pit outside, perfect for relaxing and smoking weed, but I'm not a degenerate.
Bentley Green
This is true for all large cities. People in LA hold the exact samearrogant attitude, even though LA is indisputably an unlivable shithole.
Jackson Hughes
I do look forward to all the old people dying in 20 years.
Even if it will hurt the conservative vote, they make living anyway less bearable.
Owen Wood
what, even in fucking cornwall? come off it mate
Jordan Peterson
South Somerset. When do we finally get round to removing Yeovil?
Caleb Rivera
represent. south here too. we're probably very close.
can't wait until that shithole is forgotten completely and left to die
Noah Thomas
We need a way to contain London.
Tyler Jenkins
You're reading too much dystopian science fiction lad.
Leo Peterson
Grew up in the shire, it was a comfy upbringing. Moved to London because that's where the good work was. Making shit loads of money but my m8s I grew with are happy tradesmen with their own homes married to simple local girls popping out little white sprogs meanwhile I feel like travis bickle in a small rented flat hatefucking tinder sluts and spending my wealth on gizmos and luxury foodstuffs.
Hold me lads.
William Barnes
did you move to ldn from somerset?
Lucas Howard
>Hold me lads. There's still hope for you. You can move out the city and commute to work. My mate is a scientist at Imperial and travels to work on the train everyday, while living far outside London.
Cooper Murphy
Most likely we are. Sadly Yeovil is having a ton of houses going up, I don't know how the place survives. Must just be AugustaWestlands keeping them all alive.
Glad my town has had some life pumped into it by the forces expanding Yeovilton though.
Henry Perry
I live in the Montreal suburbs, it is half an hour away from Montreal proper, and a further half an hour further you have a nice 50/50 mix of civilization and nature. Everytime I must go downtown I fall into a deep depression, the city is a grey Satanic shithole revolving around shekels and sex and populated with subhumans. Living close to nature is the ultimate redpill.
Aaron Walker
there are houses going up all over south somerset. Wells has had two huge estates developed on it in the last 2 years - one on the glasto road, one a mile up the fucking country lane from me, the cunts
it must be augustawestlands. i know an engi there and they treat their staff real well
yeovilton is a special place for me. attended all the air shows as a kid.
Sebastian Williams
Have you been to Birmingham? Sweet fucking christ
Jonathan Brown
I lived there for a year, utter shithole.
Ryan Diaz
It's really fucking sad. I stayed with friends near the university >dilapidated buildings because college kids don't care about upkeep so the landlords don't bother spending the money >the only thing to do is drink or go to snobs (and drink)
Christian James
There are women in the cities. Otherwise countryside would be infinitely better.
Bentley Bell
Yeah, it doesn't help that these new homes going up in these estates look so out of place next to the original houses around here.
Those air days were amazing. Really glad I got to see the Vulcan there.
Andrew Powell
Find a woman and move out the city, that is what I did.
Jackson Hall
Birmingham is the worst city in the UK by far.
The mere thought of ever going back there makes suicide a real possibility.
Noah Carter
The countryside is fucking boring
Prove me wrong
Gabriel Price
>Being soo fucking cuck that you lost your capital to non-whites
William Phillips
London is still far whiter than your country you fucking mongrel.
Justin Cox
It's only boring because you're boring and probably think going out and getting drunk every weekend is fun.
David Green
God I want to visit the Appalachian mountains some day. Maybe even do a bit of that trail everyone talks about.
Logan Price
>Drugs aren't fun
Kayden Richardson
lol this
MUH NIGHTCLUBS
MUH SHOPPING
MUH CONGESTION
MUH POLLUTION
you dense fuck
Jackson Davis
>Living in bongland >Say something that hurts someone's feelings and go to jail >Can't own any weapons to defend yourself because that might hurt the criminal >Have to pay your tv tax Wow sounds like a great country to live in.
Elijah Thomas
>have to pay your TV tax
HAHAHAHHAHAH do you think the majority do this?
Zachary Hall
They're fun when you're 18 - 21 and then you're supposed to grow up and move on.
Nathaniel Lewis
The fact that it even exists disgusts me.
Logan Price
Nightclubs are trash
MUH BAD FASHION
MUH SEXY OLD ENGLISH WOMEN
MUH SHIT INTERNET
MUH SHIT FOOD >Drugs don't work when you're older than 21 >He's older than 21 >His idea of fun is Sup Forums
James Thomas
>tfw Londoncucks will never experience the countryside
Jason Wood
B-but the TV licence guys will come round and check! It says so on the letter!
Ryan Parker
I'm happy to pay for BBC 3 and 4. They work, but if you need drugs for enjoyment, you're lacking something fundamental.
Kevin Cooper
>being a druggie Sort yourself out user.
John Adams
nightclubs ARE trash glad we agree
>bad fashion subjective
>sexy old english woman there's a reason british MILF is so popular m8
>shit internet posted from 152Mbps fibre optic internet m8
>shit food not wrong there
Xavier Lewis
tfw white man living in west london
someone please save me.
Jonathan Hughes
>Say something that hurts someone's feelings and go to jail
I think you're describing the USA.
>Can't own any weapons to defend yourself because that might hurt the criminal
Because everyone having guns has done so much for the USA.
US homicides 2016: 15,696 UK homicides 2016: 533
>Have to pay your tv tax
No such thing.
Carter Russell
I don't need them for enjoyment but they make my enjoyment more joyous
Real Life CAN NOT give you the feelings that drugs do and that's just a fact
Elijah Hughes
>MUH BAD FASHION I'm not sure how what clothes you wear is related to where you live, especially in this day and age. Go on the internet and order what you want. >MUH SEXY OLD ENGLISH WOMEN My woman is Danish, plenty of women out there. >MUH SHIT INTERNET It's better than in the city. >MUH SHIT FOOD My woman makes food for me, she's good.
Evan Evans
top kek
at least we allowed EDL and NF to march
they would've been shut down in seconds in the US
Justin Thompson
When you see the woman you love give birth to your children, you'll understand that you're wrong.
Thomas Green
That's why you are losing to SJW, if you lose the cities to them, they will have the upper hand.
Carter Wood
>F-F-Fashion is subjective >I dress n-n-nice for my neighbors >I only have one girl >My girl CAN cook ok
Daniel Williams
>MUH SHIT INTERNET Pls no bully 11 Mbps suits me just f-fine
Brandon Cooper
Whey hello boys. Yeovil reporting
Parker Clark
Are you a homosexual? Only a homosexual would bring up fashion, what a weird objection.
Jaxson White
oh mate you're so boring. get out of the city once in a while!
Nathaniel Brown
Have you ever candy flipped user?
Anthony Walker
wew! i live less than 15 miles away from you.
how is that shithole coming along?
Camden Hernandez
How's that pepper spray too? What's next they take your guns then want you to give up your knives too?
Also gun crime in the us is high in the most gun controlled places, look at Chicago and dc shit is awful.
Problem with the us now is people scream and freak out over anything that's more right wing than communism. They are children that throw a tantrum. We need a civil war at this point.
David Baker
I'm sexually confused and do what?
look at trees?
so interesting m8 the countryside sounds so fun
Adam Carter
I've been there! It's actually near me and the whole area looks like that to be honest I love it
Gavin Nguyen
No, I'm not a degenerate junkie. I did try MDMA twice in a house/dnb rave when I was younger, though.
Adrian Wilson
this
The countryside is safer
Isaiah Moore
>excited somersetians on here. >tfw talking shit about your home town Come on boys there's worse places in somerset. Look at wellington its full of gypsies.
Jaxon Kelly
>the countryside, and all towns and cities outside London, are made of trees
Jacob Campbell
you're not wrong. i still love somerset, regardless of it's cesspits and political wankery
could be worse could be a londoner
Parker Murphy
15 minutes? Sherborne?
Yeovil is alright. Not a bad place to be, not a great one.
Jaxson Watson
This
I visited the Yorkshire dales and to my surprise. I was the only brown person in site. It was crazy since I'm near a city and it's just dirty pakis and niggers.
t. Mulatto
Camden Adams
Me. I hate London its 80% filthy dump, 20% posh fucks. Its cancer is spreading into Herts as well.
Lincoln Miller
15 miles, further out than that
Joshua Hernandez
You still gotta pay for that TV licence, Nigel.
Matthew Russell
MDMA was shit back in your days
William Johnson
my 2nd cousin got a council home in vauxhall, tiny as shit. But she managed to buy it off them at some point they didn't need it, and now it's worth like half a million. Shit's tiny.
Jordan Hernandez
I'm not British, but really, looking at trees and building is not that fun, and not everyone is into history.
Jeep crosscountry is fun, can you do that in Britain?
Jaxon Bailey
I'm 25 mate, not fucking ancient. And actually, MDMA was much better when it first got popular, it was more pure. Now it's filled with shit so drug dealers can make more money.
Xavier Cooper
Oh hello there, I'm only 12 miles from you. Thanks for the cinema, it's a redeeming feature of Yobvil.
>there's worse places in somerset Doubtful. But I'll still love Somerset regardless of having Yeovil. Leave that helicopter factory and join us in the surrounding countryside dear Glover.
Grayson Sullivan
Agreed OP, i live in a suburb of Austin TX. Texas is a based AF state but Austin is a liberal hellhole, overly taxed and a sanctuary city for criminal immigrants. The cost of living has sky rocketed and violent crimes like rape are on the rise. Meanwhile, in the face of massive tax hikes, weve just found out that the criminal lab in Austin that processes rape and other violent crime material tests is and has been shut down for over a year. On top of that they also found out that a refridgerator containing samples was left broken for weeks destroying crime evidence.
Fuck Austin, only autist try to live there now.
Asher Lee
yeah i get that lol, there's something for everyone
i used to go to a lot of rally/hillclimb/cross country events in my area, local teams would take their trucks & jeeps up onto the hills and race em
you can do it anywhere you've got a good getaway route cause we have the best fucking terrain for it
Angel Howard
Cornwall is closest to Francanistan. We should wall it off I hope you're right
John Morris
>MDMA hasn't got stronger Wrong!
I care about myself and drugs make me feel better okay? 4get the degeneracy talk
Nathaniel Taylor
>live in a large city in Canada >only conservative in my school >fags put up a board full of "FAG PRIDE" shit >put up a picture of mike pence saying "zap the fags" >get suspended for a week >mfw my parents didn't give a shit and i got an extra week of Christmas break
Wyatt James
Can't leave mate its in my blood. Grandad worked there, dad works there. I'll probably end up there in the future.
Although my family are from martock and still own an orchard there, which provides apples for cider. Am I redeemed by this?
Juan Hughes
It is contained. Ever heard of the green belt? Its the reason why developers are building within london and overcrowding the area rather than expanding into the countryside. Its very polluted and overcrowded here. You walk down the street and feel sick from pollution
Matthew Hall
Sounds like you don't have something to provide you with real satisfaction and contentment, so you bury yourself in drugs. You're walking a dangerous path lad.
Camden Perry
Just don't have a tv, why would you want the Jews broadcasting their filth into your home anyway?
Parker Lee
you are redeemed
this county's greatest export
martock is quite nice too
Cameron Taylor
underage leaf gtfo
Elijah Ortiz
This I bet you drink the flouride water straight from the tap too
Jacob Morgan
Quads and Cider, you are redeemed.
David Price
>Muh square footage/meters >Muh hatred of humanity
Your countryside is this practically the same anywhere you go. London is unique and vibrant. I'd gladly give up my comfy amount of space here in the Midwest US to go back to a shoebox in London.