Hello. I woud like your finest racist jokes please.
Racist Jokes
Ayden Butler
Zachary Sanchez
op Is a nigger redditor looking to be spoonfed instead of googling
How is that?
Sage
Charles Young
How do you get 30 Jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in the back, the rest in the ashtray.
Luke Perry
What's the difference between this thread and a nigger?
The thread at least tries to communicate
Samuel Gutierrez
Around Semites, expect fights.
Around blacks, never relax.
With Jews, You lose.
Niggers,Jews, bad news!
Kikes, dykes, YIKES!
Jason Murphy
What's a Jew's favourite number? 6 million.
Parker Parker
You're a fucking legend.
Isaac Perry
Very funny joke mate. Never heard anything like that before.
Aiden Perry
how do you get a nigger down from a tree.
>you cut the rope
Noah James
What do you say to a bunch of priests who are acting immature?
>You guys are fucking children!
Adrian Ramirez
HOW MANY POTATOES DOES IT TAKE TO KILL AN IRISH MICK?
0
Julian Wood
HAH that was good
Mason Wood
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Angel Brown
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Aaron Jackson
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Jacob Green
what do you call a black astronaut.
>dont be silly we stopped sending monkeys to space years ago
Lucas Reyes
Your life, nigga.
Joshua Ramirez
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Camden Russell
A bus full of muslims collides with a bus full of kikes. There are no survivors.
Who wins?
Humanity.
Ian Richardson
Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.
Tyler Gutierrez
What do you call an authentic gay football player?
>A real cock soccer!
Hunter Richardson
>irish mick
Michael Peterson
Why do niggers have white hands?
>Everybody has a lil' good in them.
Zachary Jones
nice
Brandon Cox
What do you call black man in college?
>janitor
Josiah Taylor
9/11 Never Forget
11/9 Always Regret
Jaxon Campbell
What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
>"Mommy, why am I melting?!"
What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
>Pregnancy tests.
What's the other?
>AID's.
How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant?
>When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
Why did President Obama get two terms?
>Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
Parker Bell
More?
Jackson Jenkins
I've heard nearly the same but it goes :
A Jew, a Black and an Arab are on a bridge, they all jump off at the same time. Who wins ?
Humanity.
Lincoln Miller
Jesus christ man.
Ayden Adams
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
>They always steal the green cards.
What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?
>A neighbour.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
>Put floss over their eyes.
An African American and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving?
> The cop.
Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?
> The black one because he's 20.
Lucas Nguyen
>How do you stop 4 niggers from raping a white woman?
Throw them a basketball
Dylan Adams
What do you call 1 nigger in the ocean? Pollution
What do you call all niggers in the ocean? The solution.
John Price
A black baby dies, goes to heaven, gets his wings, asks God, "Am I an angel?" God looks at him and says, "Naw nigga, you a bat."
Adam Taylor
YAHTZEE!
Logan Wright
>How do you get an Muslim woman pregnant?
Cum on her shoes and the flies do the rest
Wyatt Cruz
What can a bucket of chicken do that a black man can't?
Feed a family of five.
Dominic Williams
More of a fact than a joke.
Isaiah Williams
You just posted it OP
Mason Howard
>AID's
Jordan Adams
Whats the difference between a jew and Santa.
Santa goes down the chimney, and the jews go up the chimney
Xavier Price
Why are there so many trees in the hood?
Public Transportation!
Lucas Kelly
How do a nig know she's pregnant?
Takes out tampon, all of the cotton's been picked off.
Owen Fisher
Why do black people smell bad?
>So that blind people can hate them too