Cowboys, the most american thing ever, were mexican

>cowboys, the most american thing ever, were mexican
>burgers, the most american thing ever, are german
>american football, the most american thing ever, is english
>the statue of liberty, the most american thing ever, is french
>pizza, the most american thing ever, is italian
>apple pie, the most american thing ever, is dutch
>basketball, the most american thing ever, is canadia

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Mexico is Spanish

At least i'm not Mexican.

Its almost like America is based on European traditions.

I didn't see right to bear arms or freedom of speech, and the unimpeded right of those two are exclusively American. The material things you listed are of no importance.

> Mexicans, the most Mexican thing ever, are Spanish and native rape babies

>Canada isnt loyalist America
wrong

>Cowboys were Mexican
>Monarchy was invented in the Middle East ergo the Queen isnt Anglo

>Hamburgers are German
Utter stupidity.

>People think the statue of liberty is the most American thing ever
Projection. We all know it was a gift from the French

Perhaps that's because the American nation isn't based upon any kind of culture, but rather individual liberty and man's rights.

Forces you to contemplate, eh?

Really makes you think

So basically American's do everything better than their originators. Gotcha.

sage

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>cowboys
LOL NO. Cowboys were a product of the American West, and though that extended into what is today Mexico there is no evidence to suggest that they were spawned from that area.

>burger
Coarse meat ground into a patty isn't German. Theirs was stuffed into a casing.

>football
Ha non that is strictly American.

>Liberty
French made as a gift to America. Generally we like the French as they are white.

>pizza
No pizza is not Italian, it was invented in USA by Italian immigrants. Sicilian and Nepolitan styles are a subsequent invention.

>apple pie, Dutch
Motherfucker Dutch apple are shit

>basketball
LOL NO again but you knew that already.

> Cultural artefacts originating in other cultures.
> Implying societies cant adopt an idea.
> Implying cultural appropriation is a bad idea.

If I make a curry that isnt filled with literal shit, and it starts some kind of cultural ethnic food movement, I will have contributed to the perfection of the curry as culinary art - similarily, when we adopt any good idea and make it our own, we add to the idea, make it better than it was. We crawl towards perfection, through shit and mud, everything made just so, improved to the optimal, the worst discarded, the best included.

The wall will be American though. The wall is the only chance of America developing a culture.

>cowboys, the most american thing ever, were mexican

>pizza was invented in the USA by an Italian migrant
Fucking just lol if you're unironically this delusional.

>America the most free country ever, is Spanish
>Dollar, the most used money ever, is Spanish


Really makes me think.

>cowboys, the most american thing ever, were mexican

It was both American and Mexican.

>>burgers, the most american thing ever, are german

The hamburger was invented in Connecticut.

>>american football, the most american thing ever, is english

Gridiron football was invented at Harvard University.

>>the statue of liberty, the most american thing ever, is french

True, but it was a gift. Americans have never denied that.

>>pizza, the most american thing ever, is italian

True, but NY style pizza is better than Italian pizza. Fact.

>>apple pie, the most american thing ever, is dutch
>>basketball, the most american thing ever, is canadia

True, but Mexico is still a dump.

Plumbing is Polish.

>all of those were european
Cowboys were largely Irish immigrants

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>Beheadings, the most Mexican thing ever, are Islamic

> Slavery, the most American thing ever, is jewish.

Its almost like the country was founded by Europeans, HUUUUUUH? YOU BE SAYIN?

B-b-b-but we made a little change!
I-i-it's ours now!

magnets are chinese

>Ha non that is strictly American.
American football is an evolution of Rugby mate.

>>cowboys, the most american thing ever, were mexican
Funny, niggers claim cowboys were black and America was almost 90% white until the immigration act in the 60s.

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>American football is English

Can you actually read, or are you just slapping a churro against your keyboard hoping it types something meaningful?

what the..........

underrated

holy...... I want more

America is the flowering of English common law tradition. The real triumph of the Trumpening will be getting the world to comprehend that and increasing the number of nations that ground their laws in glorious Constitutionality.

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You'll note, we took all of them and made them better in every way.

This. Both Incredible sports, High school Football best time of my life. I reached a brotherhood Ive yet to fill. Play club rugby, shits a blast.

If you go back far enough i'm sure every human is a rape baby

This post best post

> not listing moonlandings and world war victories

Uh... Well...
We have a...

Oh fuck you're right. We're basically European rip offs.

It has no culture. It's people are mutts with no common heritage. Its a shithole that needs to go

How could there be cowboys when you didn't have horses before the Europeans brought them over.

Thanks, Mexican intellectual.

>moonlandings, the most freedom thing ever, were thanks to Germans
>World War wins, the jews were victorious

Every sport was an evolution of another sport with the exception of basketball.

A guy named Fletcher Davis invented hamburgers in Texas. Return to your position on your knees in the soil of my garden, oaf.

Have Australian shitposts gone so far in one direction that they looped around and became good posts?

Well said, you win a nice dutch appeltaart new amsterdammer

top fucking kek son

>cowboys are Mexican

A lot of cowboy attire was borrowed from Mexico, but Mexicans don't have a patent on 'guy who drives cattle across open range.'

We are the best of Europe without the stifling of oppressive government. We are what Europe could have been.

The Queen isn't Anglo. She's a fucking Kraut.

>cowboys were Mexicans
some of them were, but read this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunfight_at_the_O.K._Corral

and tell me how many of the participants were Mexicans.

>mexicans were the original cowboys

Stop with this. Your vaqueros are the same ideal as the gauchos of Argentina, the llaneros of Venezuela and Colombia, and the morochucos of the Andes.

It's all descended from Spain and their equestrian herder culture, which in turn is originated from Arabs and Berbers, which they also stole from Persians.

It's like multiple languages splitting off from the same Indo-European tree - all these herder cultures were different and distinct, and none copied or took inspiration from any other.

We are Borg.
Your biological and mechanical distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Resistance is futile.

>LOL NO. Cowboys were a product of the American West, and though that extended into what is today Mexico there is no evidence to suggest that they were spawned from that area.
wrong burger.

he is right with this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy

The first people to actually play basketball were American, actually.

>cowboys, the most american thing ever, were mexican
mexico is spanish, spaniards are descended from Ostrogoths, a GERMANIC tribe
>burgers, the most american thing ever, are german
True dat
>american football, the most american thing ever, is english
English are GERMANICS
>the statue of liberty, the most american thing ever, is french
Franks, the ruling class of France, is purely GERMANIC
>pizza, the most american thing ever, is italian
Again, Goths -> GERMANICS
>apple pie, the most american thing ever, is dutch
As German as its possible.
>basketball, the most american thing ever, is canadia
Established by GERMANIC nobility.

GERMANS created everything thats good on this planet.

did you sleep through all of 2016

hey reverse thailand

shut the fuck up

>which in turn is originated from Arabs and Berbers, which they also stole from Persians.
WTF is this shit, post info

You linked the article buddy, I'm just reciting it for you

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy#History

>Various aspects of the Spanish equestrian tradition can be traced back to Islamic rule in Spain, including Moorish elements such as the use of Oriental-type horses, the la jineta riding style characterized by a shorter stirrup, solid-treed saddle and use of spurs,[17] the heavy noseband or hackamore,[18] (Arabic šakīma, Spanish jaquima)[19] and other horse-related equipment and techniques.[17][18] Certain aspects of the Arabic tradition, such as the hackamore, can in turn be traced to roots in ancient Persia.

>Cowboys were largely Irish immigrants

Completely false. Completely.

Did you get all your information from Back to the Future 3?

Yes, Costa Rica has contributed much to the world. Sorry I forgot about all of your country's achievements.

>Motherfucker Dutch apple are shit

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

stfu Indonesia.

Keep telling yourself that

>linking to kikepedia

>trying to disprove something thats the origin of the culture of your own goddamn country

Comon spain

Neither the us nor Mexico were the origin of cowboys

Fpbp

fuck, we are moors

>could have been

Nah, the collectivist shitheap they are now is just the natural evolution of their aristocracies of old. Europeans are a species that demands to be governed. They're still fumbling around with the concept of liberty like a child trying to force a square peg into a round hole.

Why don't you go register your plastic spoon, Nigel. Also this is anti-social behavior, that's a hefty fine over in bongland.

American culture is the combination of many different cultures, dumby

>Has co-existing different cultures since the country was founded.
>Has elements from those cultures.

Wow it's almost like America was supposed to be a mix of different people with different idea's.

>basketball, the most american thing ever, is canadian
>Canadians invented apehoop

They can have that.

OH SHIT

>cowboys
>mexican

whatever you want to tell yourself paco

>America is a melting pot of culture
Ohhhh Noooooo!

>cowboys, the most american thing ever, were mexican

The cowboy meme refers to American veterans of the war against Mexico.

We have no problem with immigration from other cultures, just do it legally.

I guess moors conquered half the planet then :^)
WE

Oh no, the Australians have found out.
Johnson - prepare the nukes.

Creation of the United States allowed the European cultures to reunify after being separated for hundreds of years by the collapse of the Roman Empire. This realignment of memetic lineages under as single political entity gave the nation the same expansionist capacity as it's cultural predecessor. This succession is evident not only in their politics, but in architecture, highly individualistic culture combined with strong leader figures and their tendency for endless scheming and subterfuge (while vehemently resenting it)

Banditos aren't cowboys m8

>we are the best of Europe
Stop kidding yourself. You're like a cheap rip off pair of levis
>without the stifling of oppresive government
Just stop

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T. pureblood European white American.

Holy. Shit.

Black Twitter told me whites have no culture. My professors told me whites stole everything and none of this place belongs to them. What do I do now?

My whole world view is demolished.

Yeah,we europeans stopped bearing arms when we moved forwards as a society and made them less accesible to the public

Ireland belongs to Britain

>american football, the most american thing ever, is english
the fuck? America itself is English

You do know that hamburgers originate from Hamburg, Germany, right?

sorry Ahmed, entire world is built by Germanics.
you poor arabs did nothing.

You are a retard OP, it is called the melting pot that why these things are the way they are, now throw in your fucking taco and other latino bullshit and assimilate into the unwashed masses like the rest of the white people.

>cowboys, the most american thing ever, were mexican
They were mostly Irish and German Immigrants.

>burgers, the most american thing ever, are german

Were named hamburgers because they made by german immigrants from hamburg.

>american football, the most american thing ever, is english

American football is not the same as rugby, you are dumb.

>the statue of liberty, the most american thing ever, is french

Built by Americans, and was turned down by congress when introduced.

>pizza, the most american thing ever, is italian

made by immigrants and improved by italians and is now known world wide thanks to america, fuck off.

>apple pie, the most american thing ever, is dutch

Pies were made by settlers of every European country, read a book.

>basketball, the most american thing ever, is canadia

Fucking Leafball.

The patty itself does, not the sandwich. The sandwich was first revealed at the Chicago world fair in the late 1800's.

3pbp

The wall will be Chinese make sure you are on the other side of it.

Meanwhile OP is sitting back eating a taco bowl watching the mayhem unfold.

>Its almost like America is based on European traditions
You spelled built on the backs of slaves and dead Indians wrong honkey

Taco bowls are actually an American invention from Texas lol