Audubon Zoo gorilla throws block of wood at pregnant black woman
>NEW ORLEANS - Officials at the Audubon Zoo are investigating a freak incident involving a gorilla over the weekend. The animal reportedly launched an object into a crowd of spectators, hitting and injuring a pregnant woman, sending her to the hospital. There are three gorillas at the zoo, a male and two females. Sylvia Cressy said "Praline," the larger of the two females, threw a block of wood at her during the zoo's Soul Festival, Sunday afternoon.
>"Everybody started scattering, like running, so I tried to cover my face, then as I was turning around, the thing just hit my head," Cressy said. "The stick, the wood put a lump on my head." The 34-year-old Harvey woman is six months pregnant. "When it hit me, I kind of blanked out," Cressy said. "It really took the wind out of me and I fell on my belly. As I regained consciousness, I was just worried about my baby."
>Audubon Zoo officials explained the block of wood was full of honey and other treats for the gorillas.The so-called "enrichment tool" is meant to help the animals explore their environment and their exhibit. "Our animals play with our enrichment activities and they don't intend to throw anything at anyone, Chimene Grant, the zoo's VP of Marketing said. "This was most unfortunate."
>Cressy spent six hours in two different hospitals with doctors checking both her and her baby's conditions. She says she's not happy with the level of attention she received at the zoo."They did a report, they did my vitals, they didn't offer to take me to the hospital or anything, they just told me where the nearest hospital was," Cressy said. Zoo officials claim they did offer to call an ambulance but got no response from Cressy's family. "Our first responders attended to Ms. Cressy immediately and cared for her because the safety of our guests and our employees is of utmost concern," Grant said.
>She says she's not happy with the level of attention she received at the zoo.
lmao typical nigger
Alexander Morales
>The so-called "enrichment tool"
Holy fuck my sides exploded
Brayden Sullivan
The animals know.
Juan Parker
Planet of the Apes soon.
Noah Martin
"Get me paid" lawsuit incoming.
Tyler Stewart
>this dirty poo in loo is gonna shit in my water >get the fuck out imma shank you cunt
Austin Gray
Probably the funniest thread titles I've ever read.
It combined the best of Sup Forums humour into a clickbaity pseudonews structure.
I love the netherlands now.
Charles Morris
Yeah makes me miss the days where pol was news lite and not Sup Forums 3.0
Carson Kelly
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Jeremiah Myers
After the display of dominant force she'll probably end up marrying that thug :^)
Connor Powell
I came after the shills started. But I was in the /odg/ threads and they were really comfy.
People were picking their own professions to self study in and various diagrams and models were being built. Live discussion/ betting on various aspects of the dam data as it was being released.
No shills because they had no reason to bother with us.
John Stewart
is blm propaganda responsible for this?
Nathan Anderson
checked
Jeremiah Ross
>Audubon Zoo gorilla throws block of wood at pregnant black woman
It was probably the woman's ex husband
Grayson Kelly
We need to stop comparing the noble gorilla to niggers.
William Young
They killed the lion? ;_;
Brayden Sullivan
bitch probably inadvertently gave the harambe the stank eye and wont admit its her fault he chimped out.
Aiden Morales
>"enrichment tool"
Gabriel Jenkins
Please don't tell me they shot the tiger because of that subhuman pooinloo
Ryan Thompson
kek
Ian Rogers
What caliber was that revolver?
Juan Lee
Let me guess the father of the child was nowhere to be seen?
Gavin Jones
When will the black on black violence end? WHERE THE FUCK IS SHAUN KING
>"When it hit me, I kind of blanked out," Cressy said. "It really took the wind out of me and I fell on my belly. As I regained consciousness, I was just worried about my baby." Audubon Zoo officials explained the block of wood was full of honey and other treats for the gorillas. The so-called "enrichment tool" is meant to help the animals explore their environment and their exhibit.
>ENRICHMENT TOOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
"When it hit me, I kind of blanked out," Cressy said. "It really took the wind out of me and I fell on my belly. As I regained consciousness, I was just worried about my baby." Audubon Zoo officials explained the block of wood was full of honey and other treats for the gorillas.
Black woman was trying get child support from the silverback. That's when she gave the black woman stank eye to the female gorilla in question. Female gorilla wasn't having it, so she threw the enrichment tool at the gorilla giving her the stank eye.
Jonathan James
>The so-called "enrichment tool" is meant to help the animals explore their environment and their exhibit she was actually enriched by a gorilla, what timeline is this ?
Levi Clark
Elephants are literally /our/ guy
Tyler Bennett
It's fitting because Harambe got killed because of a niglet b&e-ing into his pen. Harambe was probably just defending his bicycle and Xbox or whatever the fuck gorillas have that can be stolen
Leo Brown
>Audubon Zoo officials explained the block of wood was full of honey and other treats for the gorillas.The so-called "enrichment tool" is meant to help the animals explore their environment and their exhibit.
did she just get enriched?
Hunter James
top
Andrew Walker
kek
Austin Morris
>be gorilla >constantly compared to niggers >finally had enough >start killing nigger babies Based gorilla
Isaiah Adams
guest #113 left the zoo unhappy
Tyler Ortiz
he'd be ok if he didnt wave his arms like a tard
Carter Rodriguez
She got enriched
Gabriel Russell
this is revenge for that black bitch that got harambe killed
only a nigger bitch would let a child get in a gorilla cage
Jack Gonzalez
In the end they stole his life Sad
Daniel Cox
Is it possible that the Gorilla felt threatened by the pregnant nig, confused her for a rival group of chimps or trying to help. It was a block of treats. Gorilla giving nigs hand outs, kek.
Adrian Wright
I think it's pretty stupid for them to kill the animals if someone gets into their enclosure and is attacked or killed. They're fucking exotic wild animals, I don't know what people expect to happen. And it's not like there's any malice behind it.
Plus gorillas are generally pretty docile and unwilling to fight. They don't even eat meat. Even when they do fight they rarely seriously harm each other. Chimps are the savage ones. They're unpredictable and horribly violent when they attack. They specifically try to maim the eyes, testicles, and feet when they fight each other. They're even known to cannibalize both other chimps they fight and kill and even their own young.
Kevin Ross
Jesus fucking christ are there even any white white supremacists left???
It seems like the white supremacy movement is comprised of emus, gorillas and indians
Noah Barnes
lmao
Zachary Gomez
>that fucking security guy and policeman >yes, dave, it fucking happened again >yeah, he is eating another one >k standing by
Juan White
Bitch just won the ghetto lottery
Owen Collins
Gorillas are salty that humans think about niggers as a fellow humans while thinks that gorillas are monkeys.
Oliver Richardson
Came to say this
Kevin Flores
>this magnificent lion had to die because some dumbass had to stick his hand into the cage
Easton Butler
Sucks
Elijah Reed
Wow. She crushed and mangled him like a ragdoll.
Levi Lee
34 year old pregnant.
Jacob Howard
This is within the realm of possibility. There is a 2% genetic difference between races. Between humans and chimps is 1.6%, gorillas is 1.8%
Levi Barnes
It clearly deranged it was eating poo
Benjamin Harris
This happened in Tennessee once, so we tried the elephant for murder and then hanged it. Good times.
Jason Lee
if you make eye contact with a gorilla you're basically telling it "ay yo nigga i'ma kill you"
Landon Campbell
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Grayson Cook
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Dylan Diaz
Euro-gorilla crusade against the shitskins when?
Julian Reed
This just proves non whites want to kill our white babies
Hudson Johnson
As has already been said, he did for Harambe, peace be upon him.
Grayson Lewis
Sticks out for Harambe!
Jackson Cox
Ayyy why the fug does it suddenly attack the other elephant though
Benjamin Baker
now i'm hungry...
Daniel Ramirez
Man,that thing just carried him off like a small toy.
Fucking majestic animal.
Jacob Nguyen
They do have a graceful demeanor.
Angel Campbell
The Elephant is showing the puny humans who is the real boss.
Camden Mitchell
This.
It's like he's actively trying to piss the tiger off.
Nicholas Myers
dicks out
Nathaniel Nelson
That's fucking awesome, a qt to boot
Angel Taylor
"jamie can you fing the video where the chimp bites the guys dick off? have you seen that one? *clears throat* man chimps are insane, its so fascinating did you find the video jamie? we need to get a new TV in here this one cant handle HDMI input"
Tyler Morales
God bless the Gorillas
Dylan Anderson
>Hey look a tiger! Let's go look at it... Why are Asians always getting trampled by buffalo and having stuff like webm happen to them?
William Martin
>why do Asians
answered your own question
Mason Rogers
That's a chimp.
Adam White
Kek
Christopher Turner
Go back to the hood.
Or you get the wood.
Camden Collins
>Ayyy why the fug does it suddenly attack the other elephant though He was mad so he decided to fuck him up.
You need a better reason to fuck something up? Wild animals don't!
Angel Hughes
Checkin em!
Gotta remember to get me one of those fucking "Jamie pull that shit up!" hoodies. kek.
