Brit/pol/ - Raging Corbyn Edition

>Live coverage of budget
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo

>The government has suffered a second Brexit defeat in the House of Lords as peers backed, by 366 votes to 268, calls for a "meaningful" parliamentary vote on the final terms of withdrawal.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39200658

>BBC Presenter Given Warning after Saying Transgender People Can Never Be ‘Real Women’
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/07/transgender-people-can-never-real-women-says-bbc-presenter/

>A move to require councils in England to identify whether they have spare capacity to house unaccompanied child refugees has been rejected by MPs
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39187290

>Labour can win says Jeremy Corbyn - after Hawking criticism
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39191876

>Remainers BTFO: Government BEATS pro-Remain peers' demand for SECOND Brexit referendum
express.co.uk/news/politics/776076/Article-50-Bill-House-of-Lords-second-EU-referendum-amendment-defeated-Brexit-vote

>Cash for grammar schools in budget
bbc.co.uk/news/education-39183815

>Phil wants to raise taxes on us and cut spending "because brexit"
news.sky.com/story/artificial-intelligence-to-be-part-of-budget-boost-for-digital-economy-10792185

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>women aren't funn-

1st for TorySocialism

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>Corybn's response did not even MENTION NIC's

Holy fucking hell

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PROVISIONAL QUEEN OF BRIT/POL/ POLL

Thanks for the reaction pic

Ask her if the rumours she has a foot tattoo are true, post pics for evidence

fuck u

TUNNOCKS TEACAKES DESSSSS

K-STEW POSTERS ON MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL

Labour benches looked despondent even if that was lengthy

2 billion social care even over two years was nice

Other health care funding looks a bit stringent

Bringing up "muh 2015 manifesto promises" is a bit of a stupid point, I'll give them credit


Also fuck your sugar tax I want even cheaper EUROSHOP energy drinks

AHAHAHAHAHA

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Can't wait for this cunt to be tied to a cars rear bumper and then dragged along the street

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i never understood fucked up autists foot fetish.

theres only one foot id want in my facehole and its pic related

>Falls over
>*crowd erupts in laughter*

Nice idea

youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

Karen desu desu desu

6/10. Nightclub tier.

4/10. Now it's campus tier.

That'll make them buttblasted, especially as they're doing the shittiest in the Union and can't win an independence ref

Glorious

What was he going on about 3rd and 4th children, and woman must claim rape to get tax credit for 3rd child now? Does that have to do with your national insurance?

>are enn aich ess continuing to hoover up ever increasing amounts of money

It's the ultimate in creepy, Oedipal, submissive sexual memes

>LAURA ON BEEB NOW

Pretty funny desu

Deep fried heroin orders just skyrocketed

> "Of course you can see my feet."

What's free schools, the difference to a state school?

received an irs letter through the post, wrong address with a non existent house number for the street its addressed to.

should i bin or open it?

They're like academies, you don't pay to go to them but they're run by a body other than the government (a charity, business, religious organisation or local parents' association)

open

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4292648/Princess-Diana-s-former-lover-James-Hewitt-seen-shopping.html


Google James Hewitt

Find Fool Around with James Hewitt


what kind of tv show is this shit ?
It's hilarious.

I think I'm going to have to ask her, Rimmer. I'll probably use the foot tattoo angle. The fake account should be a female, too, so it's less 'creepy'.

>and they'll STILL vote for us

So what's the consensus on the budget, lads?

HELP

shit for self-employed

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Not 100% but what I think is the case is that mothers can claim benefits for their first two children but any further children they have they won't get benefits for (perfectly reasonable). But obviously if a third, fourth or fifth etc. child is born due to rape, then the mother can claim benefits for that child (again, makes sense). Corbyn just twisted it to make it sound bad.

>Scotland getting less than Wales
Thats because we voted to leave lads, I knew it

Oh god my sides

More of the same

We call these niggers kiss back home.

>tfw when self employed but never have earned enough profit to have to pay tax

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. What have they done to self-employed people then.

Amazing how you can make your tiny landmass with no oil into a more prosperous country than all of Scotland.

>£700 less income tax next year

Well I'm pleased

Interesting

Jo Coburn is really fit, lads.

What do you do?

They will pay 1% more on NI if earning over 16k

Theresa May is a slippery one that's for sure

Mostly just laboring work at the moment. Was a bathroom fitter before with my old man before he jacked it in, so as it is at the moment i'm not exactly raking it in, but i earn enough to save comfortably.

fat people falling over will always be funny

We're gonna Saruman the shit out of our estuaries with tidal turbines and hydroelectric dams

If it all cash work?

Wonder how many birds Tom Jones has shagged in his life.

this person made $3m

They voted to be poorer so they should have nothing to complain about. At least we can make money off it.

/discuss

>Raging Corbyn Edition
Raging Cock-Burn Edition?

no she isn't

Yes, so to be honest i could just say i'm unemployed and not pay anything out at all but i'm too much of a good goy for that.

>moral

apply yourself lad, this is Brit/pol/ not Sup Forums

so show me your willy

As a democratic society we should have two main parties

A:
+High public spending
-High taxes

and

B
+Low taxes
-Low public spending

These are the only two HONEST parties a fully developed nation of considerable standing may have.

Current we have these two parties

Muh Economy team
?~? LOW TAXES HONEST
?~? HIGH PUBLIC SPENDING HONEST

and

Muh working man TEAM
?_? LOW TAXES HONEST
?_? HIGH PUBLIC SPENDING HONEST

This is what factional voting creates, two dishonest parties. The only way to fix this, is for the electorate to hold their representatives to account, but with an electorate more concerned with neck nominations than government, we may as well hope for Jesus himself to launch an orbital stirke on parliament

>implying this is bad

Why would you pay taxes to a system that wants to make you a minority?

You should also weigh up how long before you start paying tax for your pension.

>tfw love the bongs and brexit but i've been laughing at that image for the last 15 minutes
Why am i like this?

Well whose name is on the front then?

A present for Rimmer for doing so well with his running

Well i earn enough to pay my national insurance which after ten years covers you for standard pension but my profits never go above the tax threshold, at least that's how i understand it to work

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>Why am i like this?

You're just a bully m8 because the image makes us look like island-monkeys

Ask if you can feel his calves lad, they're probably pretty firm from running

Receiving that in error is bizarre.

I'm not sure what you should do, user.

Yeah, sort of. If you only have 10 years, you'll get a much lower pension then if you had the full 35 years worth of contributions.

>tfw will never get to squeeze Rimmer's finely-marbled juicy calves

>120m extra to NI
Thank you England we appreciate it very much
*Erects a £120m mural*

Krang's let himself go.

LOL you have to pay 2k for making a mistake

He's already broke the law by opening it, he should just pretend he just binned it. It is not his obligation to forward it or ensure the intended recipient has the correct address.

That's true.

Enjoy Bubba, user.

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Sounds like a plan. I think we need to get several anons to do it

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I don't wanna be a bully :c

>tfw

Why so?

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NO! Don't do it!
Take me with you.

Just a numbers game, in that she is more likely to do it if she has several requests to do so

Probably, though we must be careful not to hound her. She'd get annoyed.

lets play together user

Carswell & Milk Man on BBC

i think that all government income for 1 year should go into erecting the largest possible statue of big ian, and for it to be placed on a man made island at the centre of lough neagh.

>DM: SHOW ME YOUR FEET! IM GONG FOR A TUSTLE WITH MY CHEESY MUSCLE, GET YOUR FEET OUT FOR THE LADS.

can one politician get anymore JUST

It will be a delicate balance lad, if you pull this off it will be Brit/pol/'s finest moment

Ooooo sexist.