>Congratulations Mr. user you are now the proud father of a healthy baby girl. Do you have a name for her?
Congratulations Mr. user you are now the proud father of a healthy baby girl. Do you have a name for her?
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My second son was born a few days ago.
If it was a girl we were thinking Ember Rose LastName
Her mother and I will name her Ivanka.
Gretchen.
Saskia
I felt disappointment by reading that text.
hillary
Unelma-Sirpa-Leena
Eva
Erika
Lore
Amélie
Or maybe June
Vivian
Anne
Pat. Not willing to assume gender.
Yennifer
Hillary Clinton.
Katherine Emily Kelly
>Hillary
You want a failure user?
Isla
Did you just assume my imaginary baby's gender?
The only valid answer is:
I don't know yet if my child identifies as a girl, so I'll wait until she's old enough to know her true gender before I assign it a name.
Shay or Jadzia because I'm a hopeless star trek fan
My first daughter was to be called Anna, but there were birth complications.
Second child-a daughter again-is called Emily.
Dunno if Sup Forums has many other parents but I hope your kids aren't annoying little faggots.
>tfw Emily got her first promotion today
>tfw typing tfw in relation to my fucking daughter
Never saw it coming, wouldn't change a thing.
Tithi.
Please see attached image. Yes, that's her real name. She was on Democracy Now this morning.
Tranquishaa-Latifaa
WE
Fucking RWBY fag
Always liked Sarah.
And well it's not entirely a white name so as a nonwhite I'm free to use it ... right Sup Forums?
Svetlana, Petra, or Oxana.
Fatima
Wendy
Elizabeth the Third
Karkat Vantas Christopher
2 sons here mate, 7 and 4yrs
it ain't easy but nobody said it would be, marching on!
Elaine or Eileen which ever my future wife hates the most
...
"Jet Fuel" because she melts my heart
Rosalie.
family name
Clearly your heart is not made of steel beams
Meme *lastname*
TRISS IS BLISS
AGRIPPINA
>Ironman
My wife's boyfriend wanted to name her Sh'aniqua O'kayley
Egyptian-Infiniti, in honour of a recent Tinder match
Seinfeld fan?
Baloney
WTF? Why is she black? My wife and I aren't black....
named my daughter Lucy
Asuka bestgirl Miller
Evie (grandmother's first name)
Michelle (mother's first name)
Last name
Casey is so fucking ugly god....
GERMANY YES!
Lucille. Lucy for short.
Lucifer
Constanza
Lucia.
Why not Seven?
>(grandmother's first name)
Usually the most sensible choice, though that will be less the case as time goes on, and the generation named by fuckwit hippies becomes the typical grandparent demographic.
I did it, anyway. Good solid name, nothing weird, easy to spell, and yet just "old-fashioned" enough not to be too common.
Other good ideas are saints' names. If your wife doesn't like a particular name, you can often bullshit them with this tactic... ;)
Delphi
Medusa
Éire
Still have to teach them they ain't shit but baby makers
its perfectly fine, just dont go full KANZ and we will still love you
fuck that's an aweful name hahahaha
ticking time bomb
misato cuz best girl
Matilda.
Hitlatani
Heilerina
Reichtanya
Shaquisha
Washington
Clittyton
Jackson X
Erin.
Stop making me sad, OP.
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Neil Hannon's perfect musical version of several poems by William Wordsworth in honour of Lucy.
¨¨¨¨¨
I travelled among unknown men
In lands beyond the sea;
Nor, England, did I know 'til then
What love I bore to thee!
'Tis past, that melancholy dream -
Nor will I quit thy shore
A second time, for I still seem
To love thee more and more.
Among thy mountains did I feel
The joy of my desire,
And she I cherished turned her wheel
Beside an English fire.
By mornings showed, by nights concealed
The bowers where Lucy played;
And thine, too, is the last green field
That Lucy's eye surveyed.
She dwelt among the untrodden ways
Beside the springs of Dove;
A maid whom there were none to praise
And very few to love.
A violet by a mossy stone,
Half hidden from the eye;
Fair as a star, when only one
Is shining in the sky.
She lived alone, and few could know
When Lucy ceased to be;
But she is in her grave, and oh!
The difference to me!
A slumber did my spirit seal;
I had no human fears.
She seemed a thing that could not feel
The touch of earthly years.
No motion has she now, no force;
She neither hears nor sees -
Rolled round in earth's diurnal course
With rocks, and stones, and trees.
>girl
Slave
Minusia.
Tanya.
Sarah
I unironcally want to name my baby girl that some day
>you are now the proud father
Who the fuck are you to decide if I'm proud or not you shit. Fuck you. I do what I want.
Miku-chan ^_^
You want your daughter to be a whore?
>I'll wait until she's old enough
>she
Did you just assume the baby's gender?
Muhammadina
Ben Tyson
not my child after all
What are the common christian girls names?
The equivalent of Mathew, Mark, Luke, John & Peter?
I'm enjoying this thread and my imaginary baby daughter...
Adoption
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*This song automatically starts playing*
You, sir, win at life XD. Miku ftw. I tip my hat to you.
chan-dra
Just never 'Stacey' right annons...
Shouldhaveabortedher woulda be a good name
We dont need more of the civilisation intoxicating parasite gender
La_a
That's a terrible name.
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Ember is a nice name...
Moira
lada
Zoe
Elaine because I like the sound of it lol. Eileen because I love the song come on Eileen (which will be playing during her birth)
Asuka.
Chlamydia
I agree, its the perfect name for a prostitute or pornstar
Charlotte
Parasitea would be a true name for females.
she looks grey to me user