He's a central intelligence agent

>he's a central intelligence agent
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it as a career
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is closest he will ever get to real field work in his pathetic life
>he ruins threads everyone else likes because he does not know how to win a meme war
>he wastes the time of everyone at the CIA because he gets in the way of the backlog of real intelligence data that real agents must go through
>he will never be a real CIA spy
>he will never be promoted to doing real intelligence work
>he will never be able to say he proudly served his country
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a microwave pizza
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

MODS STICKY PLEASE

Death to the CIA!

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YES STICKY THE THREAD!

SHOW THE CIA OUR ANGER!

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MAGIC IS HERE

Fake news. Only because the chan has been mantioned 5 times in some MSM doesen't mean this site has more than little impact.

Bump

sticky this shit

praise

Cmon you faggot mods

wew lad 9/11

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23 jump street will be about Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum ifiltraiting Sup Forums.

He's also a traitor to his nation and breaking the 4th amendment.

CIA COMPLETELY BTFO

How will they ever recover?

daily reminder that he's paid just for lurking this shithole while you will never have any decent job :^)

reminder the CIA get paid to browse this website
How do I get a neet CIA job?

don't bully the Sup Forums spy, he saved the world countless times and you wouldn't even know it

Sorry, this is all part of the CIA playbook. They still have one up on us, and they control WikiLeaks. You're falling right into their trap to distract us from the real issues of pedogate and blackmail. Anyone who has looked into the files knows that everything in them is geared toward us to make CIA look like a bunch of beta numales with cheesy memes and emoticons. That is what I call good bait.

>Mohammed Atta Wunderbar
>Boeings auf Frankfurt nächstes Jahr

>slippery wet dog poo