Brit/pol/ - Elizabeth Truss Edition

>The government has suffered a second Brexit defeat in the House of Lords as peers backed, by 366 votes to 268, calls for a "meaningful" parliamentary vote on the final terms of withdrawal.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39200658

>BBC Presenter Given Warning after Saying Transgender People Can Never Be ‘Real Women’
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/07/transgender-people-can-never-real-women-says-bbc-presenter/

>A move to require councils in England to identify whether they have spare capacity to house unaccompanied child refugees has been rejected by MPs
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39187290

>Labour can win says Jeremy Corbyn - after Hawking criticism
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39191876

>Remainers BTFO: Government BEATS pro-Remain peers' demand for SECOND Brexit referendum
express.co.uk/news/politics/776076/Article-50-Bill-House-of-Lords-second-EU-referendum-amendment-defeated-Brexit-vote

>Cash for grammar schools in budget
bbc.co.uk/news/education-39183815

>Phil wants to raise taxes on us and cut spending "because brexit"
news.sky.com/story/artificial-intelligence-to-be-part-of-budget-boost-for-digital-economy-10792185

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>theresa may is probably monitoring this thread
>she is probably reading this post right now
>she might even post in here later on

Pretty comfy desu.

Get on with article 50 you dried up worthless ling cunt.

>Theresa May knows all the sexual things I post about her

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Quality edition, lad. Can Liz stay in the top 8?

Can chavs even be considered white?

she needs to trim her nasal hair

Chavs can't even be considered human.

If they're bangable like Whit off Eastenders

>no option for diane abbot
???

Another shit thread.

>Whitney
Patrician taste in slags lad.

You going to spam this one as well?

Was fine before you came by and dirtied it up.

Obligatory

>brit/Pol is Red Dwarf in this dystopian cyber landscape.

youtu.be/zV0hwZwNQZc

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> implying that Liz Truss is not a semen demon

it was agreed earlier she was going to be in fittest male in UK politics.

Bu then we figured it was getting a bit gay and abandoned ship.

Didn't spam the last one.

I'm so depressed. Please tell me that we will deport muzzies after the Brexit.

You did actually.

FEET

>hoe street

Not likely, in fact theres set to be 600'000 more of them washing up in the first year.
Every party running seems to want this.

It is with great regret that I have to say; we won't.

We MAY, however, stop more of them from coming in. Which is the best we can hope for.

Oh I was so ashamed of being turned on by her abuse storyline with that scummy step-dad.

They made her wear nice schoolgirl stuff.
She was then pimped out by an abusive boyfriend.
I would have paid as a customer.
>I am scummy dirty bastard.
>Those writers know what they're doing. The dirty feckers.

Will brit/pol/ be buying this?
You betta be supporting ukip.

Would not touch with your stole dick.

>broken Britain

Rimmer, where's your trip?

KEK

I see this everywhere, why the FUCK do they all stand outside the front of their shop like a fucking gang?

Fucking hell. Is that real?

>UKIP
>people unironically still support this party

Rachel Riley and Isabel Oakshot as she berates me for being a Socialist.

>You just know Isabel was noshing off Lord Ashcroft.

>No.

That's not spam. Spam is what the Randposter did (several identical posts).

Are you so butthurt that you're going to continue the mud-flinging contest into a fourth thread? You're just making an exhibition of yourself at this point.

I wonder how many they have sold

Is that real.

Better view of revolving pussy.

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The top 8 go through to the quarter finals, and then the top seed goes against the 8th seed etc, until we get to the final.

Both Isabel and Rachel will likely get through.

Emmerdale is on.
We will miss Gemma.
I will watch her do a dirty dance number in Indian films where she is "Heading" to.

Anthony Head's daughter has a big Forehead.

How come nothing happens in London nowadays?

Not even in Tower Hamlets or Brixton?

Multiculturalism succeeded?

>The top 8 go through to the quarter finals, and then the top seed goes against the 8th seed etc, until we get to the final.
What the fuck is this some kind of French election?

>that's not spam
One of the posts was deleted so I guess the mods thought otherwise, eh?

Are you going to speak about yourself in third person again in this thread, after all, it's a perfectly normal thing to do right?

You forgot to mention they're always speaking on the phone.

Not texting or whatsapp'ing, but talking.

I would sacrifice one testicle to spend an intimate moment with Rachel Riley.

Just checked, there's nothing there but hoodies.

Lying fuck.

Step 1. Acquire pigs blood
Step 2. Acquire Supersoaker
Step 3. Somehow combine both and pressurise like an absolute Taxi Driving madman
Step 4 ?????
Step 5. National news with CCTV footage of the mad scramble to escape the haram.

>had a miserable day
>now inspired to cheer myself up with a bit of Dwarf

you're a lifesaver lad

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Would you prefer that 16% of brit/pol/ users or less get to choose the ultimate Queen?

That degeneracy with those trips

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illeism

I'm sorry that you had a comprehensive-tier education, blame Thatcher for not bringing back grammar schools during her majority. Not that you'd pass the Eleven Plus.

W-what are they talking about?

>You're welcome lad.
Same here; A sense of humour is all we have to get us through dark times.

Is strawpoll that cucked they cant offer a numbered preference system where you can rank each candidate and only need one fucking round that runs for a few days for maximum input?

feel like shit lads

my throat and ear hurt

what manner of political remedies are available

Many keep it on whilst giving head.
>Awkwardness

youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4

>Nonsense.

It's literally a balaclava without the facemask.

>take your trip off
>speak about yourself in third person
>get called out
>b-but it's totally a legitimate way to speak
The post speaks for itself.

It made no sense to speak about yourself in third person, you just fucked up and are desperately clutching at straws.

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Evidently so. This isn't Northern Ireland.

Whoever makes the thread around 10 tonight, use this as the theme:
youtu.be/WKGrJ88osNA

>You know it makes sense.

>BBC Presenter Given Warning after Saying Transgender People Can Never Be ‘Real Women’
Why? I mean I know why.... but he's not fucking wrong. Go into whatever the fuck shitter you want, but tranny chicks ain't having babies, and tranny dudes aint shooting cum and making bitches pregnant.

>riddim

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Keep up the autistic screeching, it's amusing to watch and you're only making a fool of yourself.

I dunno about political but did you know that Codeine is highly soluble at low temperatures and that Paracetamol is very insoluble at low temperatures.

If you cool water down to just above freezing point and crush up a stack of co-codomol between spoons then filter the lot through a coffee filter paper, you would take away enough of the liver destroying paracetamol and increase the dosage of codeine to useful "feels good man" levels.

Some people scream about hot toddies and ginger, lemon and honey infusions.
I guarantee my approach makes you feel better.

>my throat and ear hurt
Go gargle salt water.

Like, really salty water.

If I had time we could do a political mash up of our favourites like Hitchens and Co. spitting some hard bars to that riddim.

Can Barca come back?
Arsenal got raped last night.

i love you all

Sure thing mate, whatever helps you sleep at night.

You've had an absolute shocker today, spamming threads, throwing a fit because you didn't make the thread in time, forgetting what you have posted and generally embarassing yourself.

It's been fun.

And this is only the 3rd thread btw.

My friend is an anesthetist; Bastard can't get me codeine.

Helia on C4 news would get one.

>liz kendall on 5% of the vote

ahahaha

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As long as she's in the top 8, she goes through.

I'm disappointed in you britpol

Good.

you can buy 8/500 mix over the counter, its why you need to dissolve it, the 32/500 is the prescription based stuff (and even then dissolve it)

How come you haven't taken Peter Hitchens's advice to emigrate before it's too late?

You honestly think Britain isn't going to suck every last penny out of you for its social welfare (i.e old boomers and benefit scum) project?

Because we are still better than 99% of the world

Why are the portion sizes so fucking huge here? Christ no wonder everyone is obese

Is that 8mg pack of 500 tabs?
Can you link us?

>Muh free-market.

You guys made Jamie Oliver cry
Also; imagine if your had a sugar tax!

googled whether this was real kek

>Because we are still better than 99% of the world
Funny joke

Where would you move to then?

8mg codeine 500mg paracetamol.
I can get those at my local Chemist without any kind of a problem.

And what kind of nonces are upvoting karen?

>KEK

One of the many treasures of brit/pol
Whe you guys make stuff, possibly tag aname in the picture becasue they;re often genius.

>His book is actually good and the establishment is a good book too.
>He is a bit of mong as a person.

Anywhere in Europe. This place is a shithole.

Sweet.
Dissolve how many in cold water and funnel through a coffee filter?
Top man. Breaking Brit/Pol

>Anywhere in Europe.
Western Europe is exactly the same as here.

Eastern Europe is a poverty stricken shithole.

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> Karen leads by 3%

>anywhere in Europe

Lol fuck off.

>spamming threads
There was no spam.

>throwing a fit because you didn't make the thread in time
No, you purposely split threads once I announced that I had a thread ready to post at 280 posts, hence why you posted it when it was still around 260-270. Why? Because you were still mad from when you embarrassed yourself previously regarding accusing others of being YKTD and then claiming that nobody accuses others of being YKTD - contradicting and humiliating yourself in one thread. Which is pretty pathetic on your part.

>forgetting what you have posted
No clue what you're on about, if you're still going on about the third-person speaking I've already cleared that up. Again, it's not my fault if you were subject to LABCON's shit education system, but that doesn't stop you from intellectual self-improvement from home.

>generally embarassing yourself.
I think you've shown yourself up more than anything, especially since you've posted nothing political at all today and the vast majority of your posts in all four threads have been aimed at me. Especially when you're continuing with your autistic screeching what, an hour after it ended? Seems desperate, not that I'm against free (You)'s.

>And this is only the 3rd thread btw
Original thread -> My Thread -> Your Thread (Split) -> This Thread

Anyway, this shall probably be your last (You) from me for now. I think you've shown yourself up enough now. Like I said though, feel free to provide me with more (You)'s.

Because this place has been taken over by Tory Redditors, again. You're probably one of them though.

Why is she so perfect lads?

The europe that's overrun with "refugees" and controlled by mental overlords? Or the europe that's a slavic desolate wasteland populated by gypsies and skinheads?