Let me get this straight. Sup Forums elected a meme for president in the most powerful country in the world, also getting a superpower to leave the European Union and soon to elect a french female Hitler
So tell me once again, why not create a new fucking country? LITERALLY is what everybody needs.
We already got the flag, the name, the religion and neets ready to leave daddy's house and move. Just crowdfund that shit and lets buy the best island that the money can get, with enought internet for shitposting and nice weather for maximium comfiness
>ethnic background is Sup Forums approved >near a airport on a little small town >near a hospital >great size >workable land, very fertile soil >lots of fertile farms and agropecuary on the same altitude >temperate climate, not a radical climate >remote part of the region, so we could be left alone, still close to roads, so we could get to town real fast >it's a beautiful place >low to no crime
Guyz, the RIGHT island is BIGGER, but it's surrounded by the pacific, giant skyrim ice mountains and no cities around
I have founded no hospital nearby, or any airport
It's nothing like the convenience of the island google pointed out
Jayden Morgan
VERY IMPORTANT THREAD
Juan Sanchez
"Hey ladies, come to autistic dude island!"
We need a solid plan to bring women in
Leo Ramirez
Will the island be nogunz? That would be a dealbreaker.
Anthony Rivera
Yeet but how u gon pay for this.........
Benjamin Brooks
I'm not trying to be a killjoy here, but what's going to stop another country from ROFLstomping this?
Xavier Jackson
Link discord.
We've thought about jewing into Greenland or Tuvalu as well.
Brody Foster
Tumblr island
Nicholas Ross
Fiber optic broadband for the whole island would have to be one of the first public infrastructure works.
What kind of KEK island would be without word class internet?
Adam Carter
u need a citizenship test based on questions about meme magic and kek
Xavier Carter
why is everyone reposting the same "Let me get this straight. " thing????!!!!
Jaxson Reed
Yesgunz, Chile permit guns
Brayden Price
We don't have to actually go declaring independence, just operate self-sufficiently and at independent
Brandon Powell
The NAP?
Landon Parker
Tell them they're not allowed in because it's a male only country. They'll be hammering at the door in no time
Joseph Campbell
>this
Colton Robinson
>UK >Superpower
Sorry but...pick one.
Global power yes, but the USA is the worlds hegemony.
William Perez
who needs wife we can clone us
Levi Morgan
Need double numbers or more to enter
Joshua Rivera
We'll only get fat lesbian feminists trying to get in to be stick it to the men.
Easton Cooper
Let's use Isreal as a model for whatever area we want to claim. Use some kind to pretense to move a bunch of us over, like a NGO or something, then subvert from within
Nathan Wright
>create a new fucking country? We should just reclaim Rhodesia, mate.
Dominic Johnson
What about a vault?
Jonathan Bennett
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
It's possible for us to make an airport strip, and a little 'hospital' with a hired medic for our idiots?
Hudson Young
Meme jqiholy fuck so funny meme kdland
Benjamin Wright
Then the wall just got 10 feet higher
Lucas Edwards
>blah blah blah Hitler
Get a new shtick, Soreass Squad.
Oliver Brooks
>What are private planes? Why would anyone want to take over an island in bum fuck nowhere with a bunch of NEET autists on it?
Ryan Morgan
i still believe a city state is more a more viable project than buying a whole fucking island so i'm for a city state in a vault
Robert Rivera
Tragedy of the commons. All the spergs are waiting for somebody else to but up and do it.
Jayden Bennett
You can cram 10 people into those vaults tops T. Someone who wants to buy and live in one
Nicholas Cruz
can we easily fight tuvalu from that island?
Evan Gomez
Invite everyone to a bigass party and kidnap their women, duh.
Henry Bell
Who would rule? Or would it just be like ancapistan
It's twice Tuvalu size. But, uh... Yes, of course.
Lucas Carter
We need forests to make houses you autist
Eli Thompson
You need open land to do anything useful, idiot
Grayson Watson
I'm voting for AnCap
Ian White
must be a few knocking around in your old laundries still?
Lincoln Hernandez
Whoever makes the best memes. Meme elections are held every year
Ethan Hall
We can live like ewoks
Xavier Thompson
Alaska is a better idea , huge land and part of super power . The only problem is we have Canada as a neighbour.
Ryder Wright
Justice will be ours! We cant stop winning!
Jace Reed
Whoever has the most money needs to be the one to do it.
They'll have to fly there and scope it out, and spend time doing paperwork and researching, or pay an assistant to do it.
It would be best to turn a room into an office for organising KEK island.
Josiah Myers
It is impossible, but overtaking an existing small country is indeed possible
Just mobilize 1000 anons in liechtenstein and coup the regime. There's literally nothing they can do and not enough people for a serious resistance. You'd have to deal with the UN at one point though
Levi Gonzalez
Ideally. I just see some asshole country conquering it and using it as leverage against the USA. It's a nice little cluster of hostages.
If people would leave it alone, of course I think it's a great idea.
Lincoln Howard
Reminder that Scotland built an underground bunker in the 1950's
Michael Jenkins
Should we ask /out/ what we need to make a successful initial settlement?
Joseph Ramirez
Russian mail order brides
Dominic Rogers
So are we gonna get /k/ in on this?
John Long
Should we ask /k/ on how to properly defend the island?
Nicholas Cox
That's literally what the city of Rome supposedly did at it's inception; I like where this is going
Angel Myers
Should we ask Sup Forums what is needed to make a proper code bootcamp for neets?
Camden Price
to hide from benefit cheat inspectors
Matthew Price
Should we ask /biz/ to help us with a overall business plan?
Justin Ross
Should we ask /sci/ engineers on how to proper set up an optimum energy infrastructure on the island?
Owen Wilson
No. The Marxist furries can fuck right off
Christopher Wilson
>privateislandsonline.com/islands/cebaco-island damn, this one is good. a lot of wood, its suprisingly big and has beaches n shit, also the price is kinda affordable (if we can actually get 500k people to live there, everyone would have to pay 50 bucks), this island is about how good as it gets. We dont even need to form our own country, we can just LARP as one and be protected by panama, electing our governor by just voting for our own party
Chase Torres
you want to live underground with a bunch of smelly NEETs?
David Wright
did anyone here ask for the fucking price? are we just waiting for the answer or no one bothered to ask it?
Julian Martinez
Everyone is required to bring a women? Just bring ur sister and we can all marry each others. You should have your family redpilled by now anyways.
there are girls on Sup Forums. and not all women are lefties. there will be many willing to come.
Blake Ramirez
Panama is too unstable. In any case we need complete Kekistani autonomy. Let's infiltrate the YPG and co-opt their Kurdistan movement.
Ian Baker
I'm pretty sure we could get some femanons.
Brayden Harris
we let in every Sup Forumsposter in, that speaks actual english, has banter and doesnt sit in the generals all day
(?)
Joseph Bennett
I have a vagina and prefer dating men who don't look like they have vaginas. I ain't alone. :P I don't think "finding women" is going to be a problem, my friend.
Jeremiah Campbell
There would be showering facilites
Brayden Martinez
>Sup Forums
John Lee
Do we get guns?
Ian Bailey
What do you meant by thys
I quite loved the concept
I think going underground would be very interesting, but also, very expensive too
Tyler Sullivan
Yes
Brody Kelly
>Free antipsychotic drugs It's a deal breaker
Mason Diaz
Can we get someone like pic related to run the country?
Andrew Perry
Of course. It's essentially an ancap state after all
Juan Reyes
We have a problem goyim, who is gonna raise the funds and collect our hard earned money for this island? We have to trust him, cause he can easily steal all. We need a big figure like Donald Trump or the Bogdanoffs.
Joseph Gutierrez
can also be underwater vertical concrete tube.
William White
>500k people on a 5 square mile island
Let us not do this.
Elijah Morales
Kill all non whites/enslave them?
Hudson White
I don't know, maybe we can get a lawyer, or create a NGO as a front to buy it as a business or some shit
I don't have the answers Sway
Henry Edwards
>ancap Kill yourself, this liberal bullshit will lead to the decadence we are in now, we need a strong government I am sick of fucking "muh utopia" retards.
Ethan Sanchez
How about that South African guy who was doing the Namibia thing? Maybe he could hold our money for a bit?
This is sounding more like Easter island every day. Can we plant giant pepes?
Ethan Sanchez
Oh lord let this happen
Luke Baker
you listed a bunch of boards and if they would benefit this shitpost of an idea and i thought before you do mention Sup Forums i do it idk
William Richardson
We can ask /mlp/ /vp/ Sup Forums and /trash/ to be are autis- cyber warriors
Easton Torres
>trips have spoken We live like ewoks
Joshua Fisher
if we set a corporate tax rate of 0% then everyone will want to be domiciled in our land, we'll be able to self fund. Just need a responsible administrator to handle it all. I nominate Germany
Luke Harris
I'm pretty sure we'd have to share, not to mention femanons probably aren't adventurous enough to leave their homeland. Most aren't attractive either.
Leo Flores
No. Sup Forums and /biz/ only
Brody Carter
Hey man, look where it got Rome. What works works.
William Smith
Holy shit, would move there in a second if there was someway to have an income.
Carson Bell
Remember when /mlp/ was gonna do this?
Sebastian Martin
...
Landon Moore
Thank god no, imagine an island full of those filthy degenerate demented faggots.