>friendly reminder that british people are the worst and should always be ignored
>brexit
>takes over the world, then gets BTFO over and over again
>britain is now basically cuckistan
>have fun spreading your marmalaide WITHOUT A FUCKING KNIFE RETARDS
>still has a queen
>pacospicshit el ramirez
Don't let the untermensch divide us, Sup Forums.
Those are Russians, not Brits.
Why the fuck are you pussies afraid of nuclear power
Fuck off canada it was representative of the british
Why the fuck are you living in the United States? The United States is for white people.
can you provide examples of when we were btfo?
I am white dipshit
India
Africa
WWII
China
Malaysia
Singapore
Philippines
Rhodesia
South africa
America
The middle east
those are not examples
Do you not even know your own history? Same story for all of those.
>brits go in
>muh resources
>tribesmen get pissed
>kick you guys' fucking asses
>hustle home and sip tea
Are you stupid?
oh my mistake i guess saying the name of a country is a great example of being "btfo" sorry for messing with history experts lol :)
See
Retard
>muriblob goes in
>falls in a trap
>loses to farmers
>hustle home and eat a burger
Classic misdirection
Own up to your own retardation and failures faggot
Plus your country has been around like 4 times longer than mine, so you dipshits have had 4 times as long to figure this shit out
But hurr durr muh tea and crumpets
this tea really is very good today, why have you posted a photograph of my children,,,when you conquer 3/4 of the world get back too me oh tubby ones
>those photoshopped beer bottles
>>have fun spreading your marmalaide WITHOUT A FUCKING KNIFE RETARDS
I'm so glad we split from brits, jesus lord
...
son, i sit here with a loaded spoon, and i know how to use it, so i beg you do not take the lords name in vain.....or her majesty the queen
That looks like a fucking quadroon blackie english indian cunt
>brexit
learned it from the best, lad.
>India
we weren't kicked out we granted them independence because you did not have tohe funds to maintain an empire. We ruled it for 200 years, and had power and Influence there for longer
>Africa
we weren't kicked out we granted them independence because you did not have tohe funds to maintain an empire. We held on in Africa for the longer than any other European country, eventually giving up the Suez canal in 1956 because of American intervention
>WW2
Beat the Nazis in the Battle of Britain, raided St Nazaire allowing D-Day, beat them back to Germany and won the war with the our Allies
>China
Granted Hong Kong their independence in 1997 same reasons as before
>Malaysia
We defeated the communist uprising in the Malaysian emergency 1948-1960 then granted them independence, same reasons as before
>Singapore
They left Malaysia in 1965, so your retarded
>Philippines
we didn't own them the Spanish did and you tried to own them and failed, once again, are you retarded
>Rhodesia
Granted them independence, they went on to fight the bush war against the communists and the peace agreements left the communist leader Mugabe to take lead and kick out the white Rhodesians
>South Africa
the became a dominion and then independent, they are in the commonwealth just like Australia and Canada
>America
your only correct answer
>the middle east
which country in the middle east, we conquered a lot of them after defeating the ottomans, Pakistan we granted independence, same with the rest of them, Palestine was also divided into Israel and Palestine, we left before getting too involved in the war between each other, in Afghanistan we lost the first war against them, most of our army there were under trained Indian sepoys so whatever, second war we won and made them a tributary state, this was short lived though
Yeah but we werent fucning retards avout it
We were already homogenous ans financially stable
We didn't have to suck on the tit of the queen any longer
We were already good and fat amd george washington cut rhe umbilical cord
*because we did not have the funds
I copy and pasted that, so the mistake is twice
>We were already good and fat
Glad to see you stuck to your ideals over the years, then.
Yeah, BTFO because you're shit with money and can't keep your shit together and then you retards got your shit fucking wrecked because you were poor as fuck DISPITE having the most wealthy territories on earth
America 1 England -6
Learn to metaphor retard, you invented the language si you should learn to speak it
When the fuck did that even happen? We never decolonised until the mid-20th century, when we no longer had any army to keep the empire afloat because you cunts took so long to enter WW1 and WW2. Pre 20th century, any country that attempted rebellion we just sent the navy and beat them into submission, see the indian rebellion 1857 for an example. The US was the only exception to the rule, and we only let that slide because we were too busy dealing with the French
Ruled for centuries, much profit
Ditto
Initiated and won
Forced them to buy opium at gunpoint, twice
Dutchmen got there first
Ruled for years and they miss us now
Spanish got there first
Only fucked up after we left
Ditto
Colonised it
Currently bombing it.
You're a silly sod, nobody lasts forever, we've burnt hot, bright and long, but this old flame can still start a house fire.
We always win in the end, 's why we're still alive, it's our thing.
You think such a fatalistic people as the English could conquer the world without a wyrd?
I guess it's true that Yanks can't take the bants.
Learn how to spell retard
>american education
I'm not sure granting a nation Independence counts as BTFO, and we weren't shit with money we were just next to the Nazi Empire, it drained all our resources trying to keep them out and repair destroyed factories and cities, America has no super power neighbours you can hardly talk about hardship
"We sucked at everything because we couldn't get help BOTH TIMES we decided to back our weak farmer allies and so we lost all of our military might even though we knew we had an empire to police"
Just stop now, you're only digging yourself deeper
Also, DUNKIRK MOTHERFUCKER
Why is everyone falling for this spic's bait?
It's like watching a spastic chimp hurl shit at the crowd but slip and hit itself instead.
Every so often it's fun to poke it and see what happens next.
good goy, turn against those you should be working together with.
>join the league of nations with the intention of keeping global peace and protecting our national interests
>when world war 2 breaks out we honour our promise to aid those being invaded
>expect amerilards (also members) to honour the agreement
>they do nothing until the war enters their soil, just sit their counting their shekels and letting their bankers fund the nazis.
Not to mention that irregardless of this treaty a united europe was the last thing the UK needed, we had no choice but to stop the nazis, and if it wasn't for americucks intervening with things like the suez crisis, we might still hold a lot of the empire today. It had nothing to do with british incompetence, just american jewery
I don't even understand what the fuck this bong is saying, are you scottish
Is banter just the english word for shitposting and retardation
Nazi Empire? Fuckhead you and the frenchy fucks forces the treaty of versailles on them which GUARUNTEED them to never be shit, but you still fucked it up by being cucks and letting them rebuild their military and develop weapons, you could have stopped it
Also, didn't the industrial revolution count for anything? Why couldn't you fix your shit with the stuff you built for that?
It's called shorthand retard
Also, we had you retards and the faggy french that we fucked up, spain (who controlled the seas and had already been assfucking pokohauntis in Mexico for four hundred years), and even the ruskies, and we wrecked all of your shit and kicked you guys the fuck out
We also made sure mexico or canada would never become superpowers
>England
Jesus wept, you're disabled.
CAN'T TAKE HIS BANTER, LADS
>tfw dad does an ancestry thing and finds out were mostly English
>spent 5 years in braces because one of my teeth was in the roof of my mouth
Thank you anglo ancestors
>shorthand
>spells "despite" as """"dispite""""
>american education
Looks like you forgot to take a regular dose of Aryan blood.
Sorts it out in a jiffy.
>American trying to btfo nations with actual history
20.1 trillion in debt you incompetent bunch of greedy bastards. Look closer to home you fag.
not even going to argue back your simply retarded, you can't even spell Guaranteed
don't worry, you might sacrifice some dental hygiene but you get to be a member of the master race, so it balances out
Shut up abo cunt you're more retarded than anyone else
At least the chimp doesn't lose him empire
America invented the league of nations, we led it and we won the fuck out of WWI so your argument is invalid
Yeah, mostly in debt to ourselves (the american people), at least we've got a mitary that isn't total shit full of fags and shorts shortsAnd you can't even use simple fucking conventions retard, it's you're as in you are but you wouldn't know pip pip cheerio you fucking taffy fanny fucking faggot
>"won the fuck out of world war one"
>loses less troops than fucking serbia
>enters during the last year of the war
>takes all the credit
doesn't add up anyway, since you can't even win against a bunch of farmers with rifles
>34% of debt is foreign
>rest is owned by the reserve or """american""" bankers
>the ""american"" people
Your military work for jews and the freemasons. They don't work for the people on the USA. They will fuck you up if orders are given.
Your land was founded by a British colony you complete fucking idiot.
Yeah isn't the whole point to lose less troops? The war was in it's last year because of us, without us you retards would have fought for five more years in the trenches with the red baron jerking off on your heads
What farmers?
stupid burger doesn't know what New Zealand is.
Exactly, fuck
No, we work for the fucking constitution and congress and the president and the american people.
Suck my fucking dick dude america was discovered by a spaniard and then britbongs moved here and then AMERICANS born on AMERICAN soil BTFO'd you all
Go eat a lime
of*
I forgot to put in Roman Catholics.
I couldn't find the exact number of troops sent (the number probably doesn't exist) but the point is the deaths will be relative to the amount sent you fucking idiot
>he doesn't even know about vietnam
>stupid kiwi doesn't know that it's a dingleberry on straya's hairy ass
You are less important than cuba
Spic confirmed then
You really need to up your deception game, lad.
You sound like you're trying to act like a cowboy hahahahah
Your syntax is childish.
Did an English guy fuck you "mom" or something duuuuude?
That makes no fucking sense
"We sent some people and some people died"
No shit sherlock
Also, spanish flu
Also also, we stopped communism, didn't we?
>he thinks the (((government))) has his best interests at heart
>he thinks bankers are american people, or even people at all
>he thinks the deep state actually care about his constitution
fucking kek, i knew ameritards were dumb but not this fucking braindead
Eat my asshole my grandparents are German and Norwegian
At least we had cowboys
What did you have, the IRA?
Don't blame the Americans as a whole for this guy, m8.
he's clearly on the first computer he's found since he jumped the boarder
I'll believe you, Juan.
Just watch out for the deportation crews
Of course the quadroon paki britbong argues
Pic is of my eye
I'm glad you have friends willing to fake evidence for you, Juan.
They might help hide you when Trump comes knocking.
Alright, i'll explain this like you're five.
Say that France send 5 million troops total, and 1 million of those die, the french had a mortality rate of 20%. If we apply that to the amount of americans that die we can get an ESTIMATE of how many people were sent. The point is that the U.S sent barely any troops (especially relative to it's population) and yet tries to claim it won the first world war.
Vietnam was a long campaign that cost the U.S millions of dollars to fight what were essentially a load of farmers that took up rifles, in an irrelevant country, and still somehow managed to lose 540'000 troops before withdrawing (more than it lost in WW1 might I mention)
And no, you didn't. North vietnam won the war and renamed the country "the socialist republic of vietnam"
Can you white people please stop infighting
most americans on this site are alright desu, but they're probably the creme of the crop... Log on to normiebook or any other social network if you want to see it firsthand
>OP
>white
m8...
That makes no fcking sense. Why are you comparing us to shitass france whose shit got all fucked up anyway? We sent just a few troops over and they ended the war. Boom. There you go.
Yeah, vietnam was half fighting farmers ON THEIR HOME TURF, and half fighting trained NVA regulars.
And look at how vietnam is doing now, all fucked up again
So by british logic we won
Remove EU-Britain strong
Faradžiću vodi Britance svoje
Except they didn't end the war, the Triple Entente already had the upper hand.
Vietnam was and is one of the world's poorest country, and yet the largest economy and military in the world was somehow unable to beat them, I don't care if it was on there fucking territory or not, vietnam is still the most embarrassing defeat in probably any war ever.
Doesn't matter how the country turned out, you still lost lol