H.R.1275 - World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017

Not joking, this is the real name of the healthcare plan.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/1275/text

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I love this timeline.

Republicans are literally retarded children.

Isn't it literally one of the worst??

Fuck, this is what it feels like to be on the wrong side of history. Citzens of the Galactic Indian empire will be laughing at us 500 years from now.

Fuck you guys and fuck your memes

Is this the trash Obamacare Light plan that Ryan introduced?

We want Rand's plan ffs, even Trump endorsed that plan on Twitter, not the socialist mindfuck that Ryan introduced.

Republicans are literally retarded children.

Kek the media is forced to refer to it as the worlds greatest so listeners unintentionally start backing it. Simple psychology.

Both stupefied and incredibly proud...... actually, just Incredibly Proud.

looks like someone's jealous about not getting the World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017

Take that, Canada!

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fucking based

top fucking kek the ABSOLUTE MADMAN

> World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017
Reminds me of Black Twitter memes

Holy shit it's real. How in the fuck... It's like a bunch of rich children stuffed themselves in an adult trench coat and took over the country.

Every other nation on earth eternally BTFO

Republicans are literally retarded children.

It keeps on giving

well at least its more accurate than the "affordable care act" was

There's a flaw in your script shills

kek

You are aware this is not the bill Trump / Ryan / GOPe are pushing for right? This is a bill proposed by Pete Sessions, he did the same fucking thing last year with "World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2016"

Who wouldn't vote for a name like that?

It's not the same plan, retard. Pete Sessions submitted that one as a joke.

Republicans are literally retarded children.

Fuck this I'm out, everything they do is like NLP for retards, I can feel it slowly leeching my brain chemicals.

nice try cuckservative

Republicans are literally retarded children.

Is he gonna uncover the black hand?

So are these threads made by bad trolls, paid shills, or just morons? I doubt they do anything to actually change opinions.

THIS FUCKING TIMELINE

Did they make the same joke last year too?

google.com/amp/s/www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/484709/

>Leftists and foreigners get completely btfo
>literally entering the wan die loop like fucking fluffies

Republicans are literally retarded children.

Yes? You think they actually expected that to pass? Free press is great for publicity. Both sides do it all the time. Put forward a proposal that you know will get shit on, give it a catchy or silly name, then get a quick news cycle out of it if you can.

It's on the book. Don't forget to pre-order it today.

Kek
he is trolling the retards that would get triggered by it

ie "obamacare"

they take away our invaluable time and idiots like you who dont sage when u post keeps them blocking up the front page

ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM AND FOUR DIMENSIONAL CHESS PROWESS!

only 118 pages long? They might actually be able to read this before voting on it!

>Citzens of the Galactic Indian empire will be laughing at us 500 years from now.

Not with their high gain DESIGNATOR they won't be,

>congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/1275/text

>mfw it's real