A simple comic for children

>a simple comic for children

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What's wrong with it ?
I dont get it.

And adults alike.

You forgot to tip your fedora, OP.

OMG now I understand fun things are anti christian! Thank you comic!

Jesus doesn't want us to have fun.
Really inspired my faith receptors

Jesus would never use an old fashioned tent like that. Plus, there's no fire, why did he have a pot when he couldn't cook? Lastly, why was he keeping all these things in his ass?

If the sign read "Sin" the message would be better 2bh famalam

tips burka

wasnt Jesus the 1 hosting parties and rubbing ppls feet & building ppl houses, or was that Mohammad? shame on u OP

>pleasure island
>no sacrifice, no truth
sortyourselfout

It's what man thinks is fun but really only leads to his own ruin and the grave.

Jesus was obviously leading the child to a free-market libertarian society, so while he went to check out the side path he bought a tent and supplies to wait for him. Of course if the road was kept better they could have rode a car.

>says the fedora

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Jesus is such a cuck, and what kind of grown man goes camping with kids that aren't his anyway ? huh !

Tok pep

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They're synonyms.

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>synonyms
SO your telling me that if you having fun that doesn't involve sinning your sinning. Where the hell do you think of this stuff Azara?

praise him

this

>stay with Jesus as a teenager while everyone else made friends and had fun
>now an introvert depressed college kid with meme autism
>can't fully relate to anyone cause I never did what they did and can't catch up
Yeah, no thanks, honey.

Here, take my digits

who knows this feel

Believing in the everlasting love of Jesus Christ is fedora now.
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So you mean to tell me that chirstcucks actually believe in a religion that teaches them that Jews are the masters and they are literal dogs?

21 Leaving that place, Jesus withdrew to the region of Tyre and Sidon. 22 A Canaanite woman from that vicinity came to Him, crying out, “Lord, Son of David, have mercy on me! My daughter is suffering terribly from demon-possession.”

23 Jesus did not answer a word. So his disciples came to Him and urged Him, “Send her away, for she keeps crying out after us.”24 He answered, “I was only sent to the lost sheep of Israel.”

25 The woman came and knelt before Him. “Lord, help me!” she said. 26 He replied, “It is not right to take the children’s bread and toss it to their dogs.” 27 “Yes, Lord,” she said, “but even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall from their master’s table.”

Enjoying those crumbs from your masters' table christcucks?

Christcucks will acutaly and unironically defend this.

>inb4 hurrr durr he healed her in the end
>it was a test of faith
>just a prank bro

he still referred to you cucks as dogs and to jews as your masters

i sucked jesus's dick once. it was bad tho

What is the message of this comic?
Because it seems like it's saying you can leave religion to go have as much fun as you want, because Jesus will let you come back anyway once you get tired of fun.

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Not fair buddy. Not everyone who looks at CP is an atheist.

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epic work

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He took down the "fun" sign while the kid was gone. That's a violation of the NAP (Not to mention squatting on a public pathway)

>le socialism is charity maymay

Last time I checked, religious "people" are the ones who diddle kids

Did Jesus even give a fuck about government?

Jesus heals her daughter not 4 verses later my dude

If you die while having fun you are fucked though

Yeah because he's a fictional character that has public domain so we can make up anything about him
He can also like playing hockey if you'd like

Jeez, I wonder what religion Jesus was? I'm clueless at the moment

What if you realize you're going to die and so you run back to Jesus really quick before you actually die?

Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's.
That's as far as God cares. Follow the law until it conflicts with what God says, then follow what God says over what man says. Very simple. This is why "Christian" stoners are btfo and will try to justify pot smoking because
>GOD MADE IT DUDE SO ITS GOOD READ GENESIS WHERE EVERY PLANT IS MEAT DUUUUDE

Then you're fine you can legit do this it's what many people do
Live a super huge sinful life then in the last moments APOLOGIZE then they go to heaven
What sucks is when you plan this and you get hit by a car or something before you can get your sins forgiven

What's wrong with that logic? God did make weed, so it's okay to smoke it and forget about the laws against it.

It alters your state of mind when you are commanded in multiple passages to be sober and sober minded. You cannot battle Satan's advances if you are in mental confusion.
Also purposeful smoke inhalation is defiling the body that God has rented you.

Jesus literally said that if you sold all of your belongings and gave them to the poor, you will gain Heaven through Him.

Jesus was the ultimate socialist. Dedicated his life to compassion and love to the less-fortunate, yet modern Christians couldn't give less of a fuck about less-fortunate people, calling them lazy...

this made me sad.

Well that was kind of stupid of God to wire us to enjoy the things that will kill us

he heals her daughter, and calls her a woman afterwards.

what makes the difference between an animal, and a person is whats on the inside.

he also predicts his own crucifixion throughout the book.

bro you probs watch porn

>you can have as much fun as you want and Jesus will still wait to take you like a cuck
Okay, deathbed conversion it is. Excuse me while I go murder a hooker

>he also predicts his own crucifixion throughout the book.
Well no shit, it was written and collated years after his death.

>Plus, there's no fire

Are you blind?

I don't even know why christcucks even use pascal's wager when jesus already died for your sins. At the gates, all is forgiven. Literally says it in the book.

I once told this to Christcucks and they said that even the richest kings of ancient times didn't have as much nice stuff as we all have nowadays, therefore if you give like say $10,000 bucks to church, you have already given more worth than what would've constituted "all the belongings" of an ancient person. Meaning that they don't have to give up all of their stuff to gain heaven. That's a Christcuck for you.

People following Jesus get sidetracked into the devil's path with promises of fun in a life of degeneracy, drugs, alcohol, sex, vidya, animu, pot, tattoos etc but no matter how far down that goalless road you go Jesus will never be far behind for when you go back

Faggots.

> implying being able to relate to filth, degeneracy, perdition and immorality for the sake of not feeling lonely is worth it

>here's your (you), rakedodger

Socialism is bad because it allows stealing. It forces theft, which is bad.

Capitalism is good because it lets people freely come to God and give of their own free will. If you open up the utilitarian door to Christianity and allow any evil in, everything will go to hell- as socialism always done, because it's sin with the facade of virtue

How's that liberation theology working out for you Pedro?

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Nothing's wrong. Christians are mental children.

>implying Jesus can't just get His Dad to cook it for Him.

Pascal's Wager is not intellectually honest and disinterested. It's a bit of propaganda.

t. didn't read the book

God also made iron but I doubt you'd like me braining you with it

My almond got deactivated, thanks OP, now I gotta get some oxygenated H2O and play some JBP to reactivate it.

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That's fine but please remember you actually have to be genuine. Prior planning this suggests you wouldn't be

fuckin kek'd

Save your father!

Why the fuck does everyone think Jesus was this guy? Jesus was not a "take off everything you have and give all of your possessions away to strangers" guy as everyone portrays him to be.

Jesus was a loving man, not an overly charitable one. He helped when it was righteous to do so, not blindly.

It's always leftists/socialists who try to use Jesus as an argument anyways, while the majority of them denounce him and dont believe in his ideals, but its ok for the to over exaggerate his character and use it to browbeat the right..

fuck.

He used Jesus magic to conjure the tent and cook food. He's fucking Jesus.

Repressive desublimation and its cure.

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And you know cannanites were fucking filth right?
Oh if you're a kike it turns out it's their teachings and gods you follow.

Yeah, it's DEFINITELY worth it to live like shit and go through life not connecting with other human beings and wanting to kill yourself every single minute you're not busy doing shit like an automaton just for the sake of staying alive.
Hahaha you're totally right, bro :^)
I bet you've been to parties. I bet you have some friends. I bet you had weekends instead of going to church every """Sabbath""" while people built relationships outside of school. Haha :-)

Jesus also said that special honour was reserved for the abstinent but that wouldn't be practical for everyone right?

Take note of the word "perfect" which nobody can be except Jesus and Mary

>a simple religion for children

Look into

This made me smile. :) Jesus is faithful and patient.

Why wouldn't you try to be as perfect as possible?

I laughed then I felt sad.

>28:10
I'm not watching that.

Did Jesus vandalize that sign?

>goes to church
>doesn't build relationships
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That's why it exists? How did you fuck that up.

Never connected with anyone there.

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Then remain in your cave you insolent fuck. I don't understand nihilistic fucks like you. You show them a way out of their misery, but their own hedonism and lack of time preference locks them away from the exit.

it sounds like you would've ended up an introvert no matter what.

>the path to a "fun" life is long and hard
>many, like the boy in the pic give up or fail!
>retreating into the religious life requires nothing
>can stay where you're at
>don't need worldly belongings
>you're always forgiven, not truly accountable for your actions
>ultimately just an easy cop-out to trick you into believing you live a fulfilling life while really do nothing of the sort.

wow, really made me think.....

But I spent all my time in church. Everything that's wrong with me correlates back to the fact that my parents are Christian and I was raised only with that in mind. Where parents would have a comfy night with their kids my parents called us to pray and read religious books. They gave me a perception of the world that's just completely inaccurate.

>I'm not watching that.

You don't need to watch it, it's a lecture. Just listen to it while cooking or driving.

Shiiiiiiieeeet. Really flipped my fedora. I am a pegan, though, so my gods believe in fun.

>if you don't believe in religion then you are a fat man with a hat

I love this meemee.

The world is what you want it to be.

That you can't connect with "normal" people says as much about them as it does you. Just live life dude. You'll have experienced and make connections, same as everyone else.

I understand what your parents did wrong. They didn't instill in you the reality of the earth, but they did give you something else. You see things differently than other people. You were taught to see the goodness. Now train yourself to see the bad. The world can be a scary place. But the idea of it doesn't have to be scary.

Change Jesus to Hitler and it's good to go.

I dont get it