The many names of the Alt-Knight

>Kyle "Beatin' Stick to the Communist Prick" Chapman
>Kyle "Yield to the Shield, Left-Field" Chapman
>Kyle "Wooden Kiss for an Anarchist" Chapman
>Kyle "Black and Red gets a Stick to the Head" Chapman
>Kyle "Abolition of Anti-fascism" Chapman
>Kyle "True Patriot's Greatest Hits" Chapman
>Kyle "Got Something to say against Pepper Spray" Chapman
>Kyle "The Lumber from Down Under" Chapman

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Not the Hero this country deserves, but the one it needs.

how about kyle "headed to the clinker, to get pounded in the stinker" chapman?

>Kyle

Kyle "Make the Communist lay around for awhile" Chapman.

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Kyle "Maimer of Marxists" Chapman

Top kek, how did I know this was going to happen

What a hero

Oi vey goyim, I mean merchant, you want how many of my shekals??!! Whad is dis, anodda shoah?!!?

For real though, kudos, I hope you send some of the monies to kyle after kikeBay takes theirb10%

>Kyle "Beatin' Stick to the Communist Prick" Chapman
Lost on the first one.

>Kyle "Inspired a generation" Chapman

Kyle "swing hard at libtard" Chapman

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That's a big stick. What happens if you take off his mask.

Nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask.

Klye "Sticks and stones can't break my bones and my mask means mace won't hurt me" Chapman

Kyle "Do you feel incharge?" Chapman

Kyle "If you're a Red, you get a bonk on the head" Chapman

kek

Kyle "Mace dindu nuffin" Chapman

"See" Kyle Chapman

Say it out loud.

Kyle "Stick beats diversity" Chapman

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>Kyle "Black and Red gets a Stick to the Head" Chapman

fucking kek'd

That's low. Give it back to him. I have an autographed meme from stickman and I won't sell it because I'm not here to profit.

cringefest

Someone needs to shop our dear stixkman into an Its always sunny in Philedelphia dayman/nightman image.

Stickman, oooohaaaaaoooohhhhh, fight of the redmen, ooooohhhaaaoooh, champion of freedom and saftey for everyone, stickman!

Quick rundown?

Leftists, inclusing antifa, try to start their usual shit at a mini Trump event in a park. Get a taste of their own medicine. Find a vid, very satisfying

>Kyle "Abolition of Anti-fascism" Chapman
Except the antifa are actually fascists.

All of these are trash except the fourth one which is probably the best anyone could ever come up with

"I fap man," to Kyle Chapman

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Kyle "if you're a Antifa prick it's time for the stick" Chapman.

With the weapon he had, and the charge up, and the line up, I don't think he could have possibly landed a better strike.

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ouch

So what does the V on his shield stand for?
I presume it's just some random design?
We should adopt it as a logo of sorts and use it at every protest and rally.

Victory!

Kyle "Reds get splinters in the head" Chapman

Kyle "antifash gets the staff" Chapman

don't forget this lad

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www.stickmanstruggle.com

game made for Sup Forums, free to play

youtu.be/8KWCZlj3dPo

I love that Oh Shit look they had on their faces when the Trump supporters starting fighting back. They tucked their feminine penis's between their legs and ran away the second shit got real.

here's what happened to the guy in the kilt that kyle was trying to save

youtube.com/watch?v=qcFgHFLTSpU

dragged away and beaten by a mob.

It's pretty great how we are undeniably Weimar nao. Literal communist vs fascist street fights regularly. Also communists vs everyone else too. The bravado of this faggots.

The Trump Trooper

Leftists scare easy, but they'll be back in greater number.

Kyle "Show Me the Door out of 1984" Chapman

My favorite part is after the dude takes the header is his squirrely pal who just darts in the other direction.

V for Victory

8 versus 1, walk away angry, angry about elves

Kyle "Worship Marx? Taste the Bark" Chapman

yeah kek

also watch as he wastes no time and immediately runs back and breaks the stick over someone else's head at the end

Yeah Trad Youth isn't known to play fucking games.

Unbelievable

Where's the full video?

Rotate that shit

here's a pretty good abridged version of the violence

youtube.com/watch?v=AU6HqXFLmXw

Take my OC.

Kyle wasn't so much saving him as fighting by his side.

Kilt Comrade came with the same "V for Victory" shield

Fuck me.
Flag's centered now.

>be me
>Have LARP-tier dreams of emulating stickman
>In my sleepy hyper liberal college town where literally everyone hates trump
>Dream of sewing a scary mouth onto my balaclava, taking my literal spiked mace I got at a renaissance fair, and maiming some uppity communists while surrounded by MAGA brothers
>realize I don't have decent goggles
>realize I don't have a respirator, and if I did it would ruin my aesthetic
>the second pepper spray starts flying I'd be fucked into a cocked hat
Glory will never be mine.

Hi
Thanks for all of your support, dudes.
They think they can beat us but I'm too tough for that.

I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of weed and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one commie block per week for the last 34 years.

Come at me, Antifa.

Stop being autistic and just buy the official getup.

This is a righteous judgement of Kek upon these barbarous wretches, who have imbrued their hands in so much innocent blood.

Thanks

Another rally is being planned in berkeley

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Time to buy stock in 3M

Nah, based Ancaptain America was defending a friend, that guy (I assume you're talking about the 2-handed stick man) attacks an already beated girl from behind.

Not cool.

Man i cannot describe how fucking angry the fucking subhumans make me.
I am just waiting for the day when the first death happens. Now this is gonna sound bad , but for the sake of destroying these subhumans it needs to be a trump pro guy so people wake the fuck up and actually deal with those anti democratic elements.

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother.

>implying antifa wouldn't kill him if given the chance

these are the people who beat an already unconscious man over the head with a shovel in berkeley.

i have no issue with these fucks being put down however possible.

Has anyone taken Captain Amerikek yet?

Yes I was warned this might happen. One must be brave, know you are likely not the one. But if you are you will be lionized.

It's time to stand up to these fascist "antifa" who won't allow people to exercise their 1st amendment rights.

Any lawfags here? Is there a civil rights case?

vdare.com/posts/trump-administration-must-use-civil-rights-law-to-defend-basedstickman-supporters-against-berkeley-anarcho-tyranny

Saved and spreading already.

Goddammit, you pricks.

HE HAS FOREARM GUARDS UNDER HIS SWEATER. PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING GRAPHIC.

>the forearm guards are actually Youth Size shin guards. You WILL need them.

Add AR500 steel plate armor for true tank mode

>Kyle "The Lion of Berkeley" Chapman

He's from daly city (south of SF) but that's still pretty good.

Kyle "violate the NAP, get a stick slap" Chapman

I was actually wondering if maybe something else under the blue hoodie would work too but it'd have to be light weight and not too bulky.

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Can anyone post the "I've only broken sticks over antifa scum heads" pictures?

requesting same

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that guy should be tazed and beaten

saged faggot gaythread

Kyle "beef with the Antif" Chapman

>1 bid
> $575

Man, being a rioter is a more lucrative bisuness than actually working. That pisses me off

Kek-a-roo

Just curious, what would someone pay for this? I was at the court with stickman and got him to sign this. I don't plan to sell it but I wonder.

Bought tree fiddy

Maybe you should start a museum in your garage

Kyle "The future looks brighter with this stick fighter" Chapman

That might be worth the cost of transporting myself there and back. But I would still be $10 in the hole.

desu I think we are better by not being scoundrels. Provide aid, materials.

What did he mean by this?