Experts say

>experts say

>Mises/Cato institute said

(((experts)))

(((Studies))) indicate

>(((InfoWars)))
>(((Breitbart)))

>((())) say

>reliable sources

...

>experts say
fuck politico

>an anonymous insider stated...

>niggas spittin

>polls show

>[x][country] intellectuals agree...

>independent body

>a mexican warlock predicts

>The libertarian party member said

>think tank says

Expertise is a fucking con to shut people uo through appeal to "authority".

More leftist bullshit.

They and their "studies" can suck my dick.

>Sources say

>user who got digits said

> cow by the roadside witnessed

>scientists say
Never trust a non-scientist when they talk about contemporary science that isn't their field or, god forbid, social science

>allegedly

>magic 8 ball disagrees and says

>The Department of Foreign affairs stated

>The fortune cookie says

>psychologists agree
>polls say

>youths are behind x

>Intelligence Agency Insiders tell us
>Former Intelligence Agency member says

(((social """""""sciences""""""")))

> groups have expressed concern

>anonymous sources state
>studies show

>protesters told CNN-

>Expert hackers told us on the condition of anonymity

>empirical studies show

Is that a deathclaw?

>"there have been a lot of studies done suggesting..."
>doesn't cite any of them

>Fact checkers have debunked...

>McMullin believes
>McCain thinks
>Paul Ryan states
>Lindsey Graham calls for

>In an off-the-record meeting, senior officials told us

fucking this. they never cite anything.

>an anonymous insider said

>EU commisioner expressed

>John Mccain is all of a sudden the voice of truth

>university educated

>"Immigrants" used as an obfuscatory term

>The court records, placed under federal courts and obtained through an anonymous source

>placed under seal*

lmao underrated

>activists reported that

>eemagyn moi shawk

>Trump tweeted

>classified intelligence briefing revealed to us

>Scientists say
>According to a new study

>scientific consensus
>pseudo science
>racist science

>Russia's hacking of the 2016 election

>Scientists have discovered

>The libertarian party member requested

Quick rundown on brazil:
>trumps bow down to Brazil
>in contact with lost tribes
>rumoured to possess inbred abilities
>control south america with an iron but fair fist
>own jungles and slums all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient king louie blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Uranus (Favelagrad will be the first city)
>in the process of terraforming Venus as their own personal planet
>destroyed basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first diseased babies will be Zika Babies
>every citizen said to have 40+ IQ
>ancient chinese scriptures tell of two monkeys who journeyed to the west; one ended up in south america
>This is the brazilian
>They own Zika R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Zika inside you right now
>Every child has the bite of the Brazilian wandering spider at birth
>Brazil is in regular communication with Judas and Mohammed, forwarding the word of baal to the Amazonian Church
>Discovered flight
>They learned coherent sentences in under a year
>Zahi Hawass allows them full access to the toilet within the pyramids
>Nation states entrust their banana hordes with the twins. There's no Tesco Warehouse, only Brazil Warehouse
>The country is 195 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, they are timeless beings who have existed since the first mammals evolved into primates
>They have been able to access the toilet since birth, but choose not to
>Brazil will guide south america into a new age of crime, transexuality, and poverty

>A must see

that gif is fucking great

Pepe you look........... different

>In a backstage press conference the minister for [blank] told us.....

Also

>saying "the Kremlin" or "the Russians" instead of just "Russia"

>politifacts said
>CNN fact check shows
>Snopes tells us

>((swedish)) police denies accusations of censorship in crime statistics

It has wings, so looks to be a wyvern.

>Scientists
>Experts
What is this? 2016? It's all about "anonymous insider" now.

>my anonymous inside source alleges that...

Then who do you believe?

Alex Jones? Lmao

>insiders believe

>And now from our panel of experts

>Eye witness testimony

im sorry what?

>RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTION
>Well what did they do? Hack a voting machine? Alter poll numbers?
>NO BUT THEY HACKED THE ELECTION THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY AGREES
>But how did they hack it? Saying someone 'hacked an election' makes no sense unless they directly tamper with results
>THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY AGREES RUSSIANS HACKED THE ELECTION TO GET TRUMP IN OFFICE AND TRUMP TALKED WITH THEM TO DO IT
>Well do you have any proof of that? Like any decisive evidence
>THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY

>(((experts)))

>open news article
>the first sentence has a powerful accusation with 8 hedge words around it

>a group of 13, adorned in robes and faces obscured by masks, in a dimly lit ceremonial ritual room, told us that...

I enjoyed your image and am commenting to reward you with one (1) (you).

Enjoy your day, Mongolian rape baby.

>NATO is threatening (((us)))

>The heroin addicted transvestite midget suggested.

Indeed. Fuck expert, I go to the people on the street to get my information. Niggas be woke out 'ere.

I hate this so much. A friend who worked in the editorial department of a major, pretty left wing, publication told me that about 3/4 of the time the anonymous insider doesn't exist and they're just lying and using journalistic privilege to cover it.

>We don't know if that's true, but...

>experts

>we have unconfirmed reports of...

>the Trans,disabled civil rights activist African american black lives matter sensei suggests we should resist trump

Also, during mid 2000s there WAS FUCKING SHITTON of """Journalists""" that said dual/quad core processors have like 12 GHz clock signal.

>4 x 3 GHz
>hmmm thats 12 GHz rite boys?
>yassss guuurl, slaaaay

also
>According to the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights...

>the white helmets have reported to us of...

...what's stopping us from making a 12 GHz single core CPU? heat dissipation? bottlenecking from other parts of the computer?

>SANA stated the fact that...

>the last bakery in Aleppo has been destroyed.

Wait wut
Mostly false for what reasons? Overachieving?
>inb4 buzzfeed

...

>X SLAMMED Y

Not even baiting , what's wrong with the Cato institute?

It's a Diablos from Monster Hunter.

DELETE THIS!

>War crimes committed by the Russians in Aleppo have intensified...

>we were reassured that...
>'X' condemns the actions of...
>allegedly
>U.N. has warned...
>the funds are being used mainly...
>'X' intends to support...
>confirmed 'X's spokesperson said...