>CIA agents get paid top dollars to shitpost on a 13 year old image board and achieve nest to nothing
>Average salary for doing this: $80,000
>Most of us spend a majority of our day on these boards and together we managed to make Donald Trump the president of the US even though the CIA was basically engaging us in meme warfare without us knowing
>average salary for doing this: $0
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greatest honor of my life.
>we out skilled the entire culmination of the most well funded, most powerful, most talented intelligence agency on earth.
Fuck man I want someone to pay me
Don't you have an australian intelligence agency, AIA.
>Get a job in the five eyes.
we are the jews now
Maybe we can get hiroshima to give us hotpocket coupons.
I just wanna know if that salary is monthly or yearly...
CIA is always on Sup Forums.
CIA is on Sup Forums now than ever after they got busted by Wikileaks for being the dark hand of the Deep State.
Truly feels good man
Well, did we do it or did the CIA elect him?
Also
Does this mean that we can dismiss people who don't agree with us as CIA shills now?
There is no deadlier force on this earth than weapon izen autism.
Under budget
Ahead of schedule.
THIS IS
WHY WE SHOULD LITERALLY TAX THE GOVERNMENT !
THINK ABOUT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS IMPLEMENT THIS !!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!
CCCCCC ...
>A few hundred thousand shitposters on a Bhutanese meditation board think that they had anything to do with a U.S. election
You guys seriously aren't this autistic, right?
$0 a month is still $0 a year fucking Honkey Kongaloid
Dream on, CIA
WE MOBILIZSED THE MASSES
AND DEBUNKED THE MEDIA'S SHIT
HAS THAT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ELECTION ?
think about it
darn , i falsely implied u think ....
my fault...
>tfw an army of bored autistic manchildren took on the CIA and won
Other timelines wish they were us
...
They may make more money than us.
But we made more history than them.
>tfw we didn't realize we took down the CIA.
We learned from the best. (((Them.)))
Meme Magick won it bro.
THIS
t. complete retard who dream is life instead of living his dream.
hello CIA I see you have manipulated the digit algorithm of a Seychellen somali pirate lookout board in order to seed doubt in our minds about whether or not we indeed influence global political and social movements here. Your digits are blasphemy and you will hang first.
...that actually says a lot about cia's effectiveness
I'm a data analyst for a Fortune 500 company. I live on zero hedge and browse here when I'm not busy with work.
Over the past 24 hours I have gone through the entirety of the data. I haven't slept. I took 150mg of adderall in intervals in order to ensure attention to detail.
I can unequivocally say that the data released by Wikileaks is insubstantial.
fuck off you CIA shill faggot
>unequivocally...
that word is used when there's more than one people agreeing on something
>average salary for doing this: $0
Don't worry, no charge for them.
>"...works of fiction, not to be taken seriously"
>Trying really hard to convince people that something isn't important
>CIA
>unequivocally
>irrevocably
>undeniably
>irreversebly
>completely
BTFO THE FUCK OUT
>Most of us spend a majority of our day on these boards and together we managed to make Donald Trump the president of the US
I like how retarded you guys are. The CIA is Bane, you're Batman. The CIA knows how to work in the dark better than any of us. They've been doing it for over 60 years
They meant to push Sup Forums here. I don't know why, maybe for the Alt-Reich narrative, maybe the CIA hated both candidates and wanted to ferment a coup no matter who won.
Either way, the CIA is thinking 4 moves ahead of you guys.
technically, this board is 14 years old because it was Sup Forums.net long time ago and it even had a the /l/ - lolicon board
then Bill O'reilly called us pedophiles for spreading child porn
>where were you during the Meme War of 2016, grandpa?
>Thinking ahead
That's exactly how you don't win a meme war
Where the hell do these myths come from
I doubt any of you are legit oldfags
>Muh meme war
They're fighting a real war, you know where shit happens.
99.5% of people don't even know you exist let alone have seen any Sup Forums meme
CIA PLEASE RECRUIT ME I NEED MONEY AND IM GOD TIER IN SHITPOSTING PLEASE!
RIP CIA THX FOR THE NEW EMOJIS ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ-*
>99.5% of people don't even know you exist let alone have seen any Sup Forums meme
What if the CIA was on our side the whole time?
>I like how retarded you guys are. The CIA is Bane, you're Batman.
>being this delusional
Hahahahahajahahahahahahahahaha Kys cia niggerlover
Not knowing pol exists is the best part.
>Implying the ADL can't be influenced by the CIA
Most people don't know what Pepe the Frog is let alone paid attention to it or saw it as a legit hate symbol
Stop propping yourself up as somehow smarter than the CIA, you can't even go onto a low-traffic board on Sup Forums without getting BTFO by everyone let alone beat the espionage organization that has taken down more countries than you'd ever imagine
I'll bet those Iranian communists thought they were the next Bolsheviks in 1953
>Collective Consciousness beats some guys being paied to essentially go on the internet and pretend to be retarded
Who would've guessed
Are you people really retarded enough to think you're better at anonymity and stoking the populace better than the CIA?
How fucking retarded are you people. I mean I know Sup Forums is retarded, but this is next-level retardation and delusion
Fuck the shills
Alright then, tell us, how did a candidate with the entire backing of every establishment force lost against a billionaire shitposter without the help of multiple new-media sources that essentially red-pilled enough people into voting so much that the PROVEN election fuckary that the establishment candidate was not effective
This long frosty spring,
a leaf was not a faggot.
Post free of shame
>tfw I only make 50k a year to basically post on Sup Forums all day
>Implying the ADL can't be influenced by the CIA
You can't use >Implying if the person you're responding to wasn't actually implying it. Didn't they cover this in your manual?
I don't know why I laughed so hard at this
>how could a few hundred thousand people make a difference?
Just read this OP, sadly nothing substantial.
>mfw you still think the CIA opposes Trump
The CIA runs the world: of course they play both sides.
They don't like him, but only because he's unpredictable.
We do it for free
I think the "salesman of the year" award should go to the CIA agent that managed to convince his boss for the budget and headcount to set up a memetic warfare team.
What a legend - paid to make memes and shitpost for the government.
>he doesn't realize there are 2 salaries
Colonizing Australia was a mistake.
Some things are priceless.
>he doesn't remember >>>/l/
I believe that speaks to your newness.
...
I bet CIA pre employment polygraph has a question "have you ever shit posted on Sup Forums"
tfw cia niggers will never beat us
Quit projecting
Yojimbo pics get you an answer:
80k a year. But it's largely tax free. And when you are done you go get hired at a big boy defense contractor and then go back to doing the exact same thing with the exact same people, but for 4 times your previous salary.
Remember: "You can charge the government almost whatever price you've got the balls to ask..."
Lulz is the only currency I need here
The meme war is real and it aint over, shadilay my brothers.
Fuck you CIA
shills always want to downgrade Sup Forums as not being vital in the election. if that were the case they wouldn't be here.
the effort they put forth to slide threads can be pretty amazing at times. we know it's coordinated. they try to subvert the board, consensus crack and all sorts of bullshit
if Sup Forums wasn't important they wouldn't be here
Time to make the donuts
redpill me on FBI vs CIA
Are FBI /ourguys/?
there are polacks in both groups. but ultimately, as both are govt agencies, they are not imo
>that urge to smack the fly when its doing that
I know why now.
I wonder if we made any CIA have mental breakdowns or become suicidal after investigating us long enough
...
>mfw C.I.A. wagies have to read through every single shitpost on this board and probably /r9k/ too
...
...
>tfw they get paid for shitposting, and while you are better that them at it, you are still an unemployed poor NEET
Nigga, you don't know how this works.
Consider the following please:
>begins posting wierd shit
>same wierd shit begins showing up in hipster's clothes
>it goes on for a while
>you get drunk
>they talk about everything you have ever done online
>you get scarred
>goes home
>watch tv
>tv plays some old movie
>the dialogs seem different but w/e
>you won't be able to sleep because someone new will rent the appartment bellow yours and they'll be making some serious noise you won't even be able to explain
>people on your family die
>one day you meet a stranger
>he talks you into shitposting
>says everything will get better as soon as you begin shitposting
Can you say no?
Is it humanly possible to say no to something like that?
CIA blackmail people a lot, they don't even pay them they're just prisoners because they posted NN at some point of their lives.
I could feel a new force in the gestalt fully two years before I found out about Sup Forums. If this isn't effective then why don't you agents spend your valuable shitposting time elsewhere?
>implying they need to get through all this work to recruit a shitposter
This and similar places are full of NEETs or people with shitty jobs, a lot of them without strong convictions except lulz. They could recruit a ton of them with just promising medium wage for doing what they do for free. Not to mention bonus effect of "cool sounding CIA job which will get me a GF" on /r9k/ types.
Fucking LOL
The cia has just revealed its complete incompetence
Fucking buuurn
>have you ever had to explain spurdo to a balding, pudgy mid 50s man from san diego
Look at all the redpill normie book pages being proliferated through our actions. God Emperor Trump, The kids are alt-right, ect.
we're connecting personally now, its only gonna get worse for soros puppets.
love that pic.
This.
Top KEK
You're not that important, the CIA couldn't give a fuck about you.
You didn't discover Sup Forums until after 2013?
Fuck, you're beyond new.
>Look at all the redpill normie book pages being proliferated through our actions
You do realize part of Vault 7 was showing that the CIA conducts memetic warfare and creates normiebook pages.
You really think that's proofs that the we're smarter than the CIA.
You people are really trying hard... is MI5 in on it too?
I do algo trading for around $400-1200 a day.
Average our nearly 200k a year.
I shitpost on pol as I wait for my stock to go up.
I knew about Sup Forums. But it was all fistpumping babies and lazer chargin' and gore back then. Nothing that could be distinquished as coherent thought. I guess you are all growed up now. The hentai was a lot better back then though.
Dear CIA,
Please accept my resume for your consideration. I am very interested in the esteemed position.
Experience
2016-2017 Meme War I
- Infiltrated the heart of the pepe meme, creating and spreading his image far and wide.
- Responsible for several repeeting digits, which several anons noted as 'wasted'.
- My skills transcend at derailing a thread. Many times my incoherent rants and shitposting has resulted in a negative image for the leaf.
2012-2016 Sup Forumstard
- Posted daily fap roll threads.
- Participated in doxing and trolling chicks who did not post tits and continue (did not gtfo).
- Avoided the bait of trap, bbc, and feminazi threads. I knew better.
- Eagerly awaited the arrival of our greatest poster (cum collector) each year, and would participate in offering suggestions.
Education
Vanilla WoW - WoTLK
- Achieved 2800 in arena, earning myself a gladiator rank.
- Raided with 24 random anons spending countless hours wiping.
- Teamwork skills were developed.
CS:1.5
- Played best map Dust2.
- AWP/deagle K/D was off the charts.
References
KEK
My mommy
My daddy
Can I learn this skill too? Can you point me in the right direction?
So is it safe to say that our 'elites' have become totally inept and full of fail, possibly due to inbreeding and faggotry, leading them to hire 'operatives' who are literally plebbitors? Or are we dealing with some kind of 88D chess? I simply can't believe the CIA are actually a bunch of bronies who lost a meme war against people just having fun...
>media controls the thoughts of the population...
>memes control the new media...
>Sup Forums controls the memes (and has done so since its inception)...
Learn advanced statistics, and python. All you really need along with a basic understanding of fundamentals in finance ie. balance sheet, income statement, cash flow.
Use Quantopian to backtest your strategies.
We need to teach all whites this skill so they don't have to degrade themselves for working for serial killer pedophiles in the cia.