Visiting the holocaust museum

Visiting the holocaust museum
Trips decide what I do.

drop a turd on the restroom floor and smear it into a swastika

Wear a camp inmate number on your arm written in sharpie. If anyone asks, say you were there, no eye contact

Wank off in front of everyone. Ask someone to finger your ass.

Start WW3

My friend got suspended from our high school because he goose stepped during our field trip there

scatter some sheets of paper with swastikas on it

Shed a tear and scream "It wasn't enough.".

Respect the loss of life and obey the museum's rules

Redpill the Gentiles that (they) eat human flesh

Sob into a handkerchief (or at least pretend to)

Show Respekt for the people who lost their lives

Be respectful and show sympathy but wear a Hitler moustache.

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Talk in a funny accent. But wait, there's more.

Pretend you have skills in martial arts. Go to am (((employee))) and see if you can strike a conversation about it. Deliberately mispronounce "kicks" to sound more like "kikes". Do this as much as you can.

Also, do what said

Try not to get into a lawsuit

No wait, even better, refer to individuals as goys and groups as goyim. Try to add in some, other Jewish slang as well, that requires some light research though. Probably just a google search.

Rub your hands the whole time.

Go there for a nice trip and enjoy yourself.

pls give digits this'll be good

Dress as a jew, drop pennies everywhere and shout "DONT TOUCH MUH SHEKELS"

question the tour guide on authenticity

Laugh alot and loudly call bullshit on everything.

"I don't get it, why are you all so sad?"

pay respect

Scream heil Hitler until you are kicked out

Convert to Judaism

Show respect for those lost in the firebombing of Dresden.

SHOUT DRESDEN BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

while simultaneously smearing shit on the pictures

Ask an employee to do something about the ashy smell in the air.

So close.

just ask in a normal voice around other patrons: "so this stuff actually happened?"

masturbate one a memorial picture while screaming sauerkraut

ask for a circumcision

Come dressed as Hitler and ask people around if they know any jews.

Pay respects

Redpill people that it never happened

ask why they tell jews were killed while haavara agreement existed

Wouldn't work unless op is like over 70 cmon guys

Go into the restroom for the other sex and make a fuss about being trans and everyone else being trransphobic.

Ask the tour guide if he wants 6 million more.

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Play Hitler speeches on full volume in the middle of the museum.

Second for this.

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Sing "Horst Wessel Lied" (Die Fahne hoch)

Hum "Erika"and goosestep everywhere you go

ask someone if the holocaust really happened

Cosplay as a Hasidic and drop as many redpolls as you can

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Ask an employee if they sell soap in the gift shop

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Scream: "SO FUCKING INEFFICIENT!" as loud as you can

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Damn. So close!!

poopypoo poo say nigger loudy and pee pee poooo BRAAAAPPP when they say to leave and then brPPPPPPFFFT

Wear a swastikas shirt and reveal it at the end of the tour.

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Print a shirt that has the 1934 "Jedua declares war on Germany" with a list of all the other casualties from the war on it.

Haggle with the front desk and say OY VEY when they won't give you a discount

Ask if they seen Kyle

change your texttone to "Heil Hitler" and have it go off loudly. then change your ringtone to one if hitler's speeches and have it go off loudly too

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Ask the gift shop if they still sell their famed soap or pitoresque lampshades.

>visiting propaganda center
Ask for evidence of any murders displayed there.
But you would go to jail for "holocaust denial".

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Nothing.

Say "This faggot shit never happened. Hitler literally did nothing wrong you shylock jew fucks. Praise Kek."

Take a selfish doing the Nazi salute in the middle of the lobby.

almost!

Ask the gift shop if they sell a nice quality hardback version of Mein Campf that would be suitable as a present.

Shout "Gas the kikes Race war now" at the top of your lungs.

Start a fake cry screaming OY VEY THOSE GOYIMS KILLED MY GRANDPAS.

Scream "kikes" as loud as possible.

They wrote it, so they would sell it to you.

this

Shoot as many people as you can then an hero

Wear a Trump hat, take mesurements, draw small sketches of the gas chambers, and stay elusive about your purpose.

Ask them how long it takes to cremate a body.

don't do anythinggg

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Don't do anything except for realise everything you see there is a lie.

Ask to see picture of the delouseing chambers.

JOOS DID 9/11

yell it proudly

>234
That's something, right?

Take off your pants, take big dump in the middle of the exhibition room, smear the shit on you and start masturbating and cumming on people.

Bring an israeli flag painted with the words THE REAL NAZIS.

If anyone asks you about this you may only reply talking about the jews being kazars and the real jews being black.

Ask if there were any human casualties in the camps.

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Ask if you can volunteer your personal time to help around rhe museum. Then follow through.

I absolutely hate fucking retards who get their contexts and narratives from propagandists.

reeeeee rollinn

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casually say "can you believe idiots believe this shit?"

Fart as loud as possibly and then fake a ptsd panic attack.

*redPILLS

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DO IT DO IT

After watching the movie they screen, ask really loudly when the sequel is coming out.

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