You just found Mike Pence's secret Haiku Poetry journal!
You know these are haikus by the familiar 5-syllable, 7-syllable, 5-syllable structure!
Flipping open the journal to a random page, tell us which one you found!
Quick!
Brandon Young
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtube.com
twitter.com
Jackson Turner
Bentley Kelly
Homosexuals
Suck each others testicles.
Unacceptable.
Dylan Sanders
zap! zap! crackle pop!
an actual recording
from pence's zap chair
Brayden Cox
A faggot OP is
uncle Mike he has
a cure for this
Joshua Smith
Kek
Bentley Perez
...
Jonathan Gray
Homosexuals gay
Fucking faggots everyday
Electric shock I say
Nolan Richardson
I'm Secretly Gay
Dad can never know my shame
Or he'll beat me
Nicholas Cooper
Roses are dead
After you cut them
I am an ah-64
I ducking love them
Zachary Hill
It only takes one
To gun down a faggot bar
The battle is won
Jordan James
Indiana Mike kill
Murder every homosexual
Kill them all
Ryder Martin
I am a neo-con
Sup Forums would hate except they
can't think past "hate dems"
Xavier Robinson
>That ID
someone get the battery
just like you keep your unproductive "drumpf" shit, even if it is hurting your cause and driving people away, just to "trigger the drumpfkins"
Henry Peterson
zapping fag number one
he thought dicks in ass was fun
fag burned like the sun
Cooper Morgan
Hey, it's not my fault you don't have any moral integrity beyond "I like what Trump likes, I hate what Trump hates"
Remember, thinking for yourself is for liberals, never do it. Trump is always right.
Mason Brown
Trump is always right, you cocksucker
Brayden Howard
(just playing along)
Neocon Mike Pence
Can't help it but it's ok
Because he's not gay
Austin Taylor
Penis in anus,
Abomination to kill:
Electric Shock.
Daniel Turner
...
Noah Miller
this 8 years of being a liberal under Obama where very boring, nothing to see there, thank god for trump, we can complain again.
Jonathan Hall
Yep. Better keep donating to Israel.
You should probably sell your children to Jews just like he did, just to be safe.
Colton Mitchell
That's 5-6-5 m8
Trump hate in charge of haiku
Sad DESU
Nathan Stewart
Samuel Morgan
Hardline on "ideals",
but then Cruz said "Go Purdue!"
So I changed my mind.
Justin Roberts
10/10
Brayden Jackson
Beaten bloody gays
Hanging from a Christmas tree
A gift from Satan
Sebastian Harris
Can't turn lead to gold
but you can electrify
fruits to vegetables
John Young
>homosexuals gay
FIVE SYLLABLES FAGGOT
John Edwards
>lefties all around
>charging up mah tazer beam
>voltage will free you
Alexander Sanders
Gold
Luis Moore
Jesus. that video is so 90's it hurts.
Angel Bell
I looked it up on word counter or something
Feels good to not be a backwoods southern faggot
Julian Jones
I guess I rekt you pretty bad, liberals are dump as shit, and you think you "think for yourself" jahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
deluded moron
James Campbell
Impeach Donald Trump
Electrocute til you dump
If you dick men's rump
Austin Cox
>love my chubby wife
>traitors will ride the lightning
>i am race bannon
Noah Martinez
>Homosexuals
>I must save them from themselves
>Lord bless my shock powers
Hudson Perez
Left of center cries
Whisper in their lying ears
"Helicopter rides"
Mason Edwards
Gays will get a shock
The only power for queers
Is volts times amperes
Isaiah Young
These are my cables
There are not enough like them
But that will soon change
James Myers
If you are a fag
I will shock you with many volts
You dirty sinner
Luis Johnson
powers is 2 syllables
Ian Reyes
Nobody is gay
after sitting on my chair
that has many volts
Blake Gomez
...
Charles James
Benjamin Franklin
The man who discovered it
A cure for the gay
Gavin Perry
Set the gays ablaze
Incinerate shirt lifters
And dance on the ash
James Murphy
Omar Mateen is kill
Homosexuals ready yourself
You're in for a shock
Jordan Williams
Today we give thanks
To the man who cured the gay
Thomas Edison
John Jackson
This thread is based cause
Even the retards can play
And we can hate gays
Andrew Young
I will watch them burn
The sick faggots of this world
I laugh like crazy
Jaxson Nelson
topkek
Nolan Fisher
I am CIA
Me Career Politician
Trump Should Be Careful
Luke Smith
KeK
Ian Wood
Silver Headed Shill
Waiting for Trump to Die Soon
Pence the Globalist
Camden Martin
lmfao@leftard unironically claiming to have "moral integrity"
Logan Watson
Thundering footsteps
Lightning arcs across pale skin
The smell of burnt flesh
Justin Roberts
Pence the punch bowl turd
Fucks kids with John Podesta
Conspires to kill lion
Kevin Harris
Watching and waiting
Being second no longer
Biting feeding hands
Cooper Diaz
Man-love malarkey?
Time to meet Good Ol' Sparky
Who sets hearts aflame
Adrian Gutierrez
Yes, black lives matter.
Because, without black people
Crime would have no home.
Carter Rodriguez
Neocon faggot
Picked to appeal to Jesus
Will stab Trump in back
Michael Nelson
Your defective genes
An outrage to sanity
Embrace the current
Lincoln Miller
There's a choice for all,
God and nation you obstruct?
Oh you will conduct!
Carson Hughes
Go write a haiku
Just with men don't do snu-snu
Sparky will love you
Angel White
Subarus are gay
I hope you have insurance
Cause I cut your brakes
Carter Williams
God Emperor Trump
First Lady Melania
and me, fuck you, fags.
Cameron White
Spread by the kike
God damn fags and dykes
Calling in a lighting strike
Xavier Martin
G.I. Joe's smiling?
Don't trust as far as can throw
But smile back for now
Caleb Sullivan
Neocon pond scum
Put you through water filter
And watch you dissolve
Lincoln Davis
>doesn't know how to sage
>doesn't know how to count syllables
Quality post friendo :^)
Eli Stewart
I tried to reason
They are beyond saving now
Sup Forums was right again
Alexander Evans
Sup Forums is always right
My digits will confirm it
Kek is one true god
Christopher Wilson
six gorillion
check my digits in eight years
get on my level
Isaac Moore
...
Jason Johnson
Holy fuck include me in screen grab pls
Brayden Howard
Charlotte Pence is mine
She will give me ten babies
Love her forever
Parker Powell
not a haiku dumbby
Austin Williams
...
Brody Kelly
Car Batteries, zapping fags
Rainbow colored
Body bags
Aaron Morgan
Dear secret journal,
People think I'm Race Bannon.
That is fucking sweet.
Jack Evans
Everyone can tell
OP is a liberal
So BTFO
Jayden Reyes
Queers all around me.
Building up electric charge.
Burning flesh, fags scream.
Andrew Butler
Karen gave me her grill
I will love her forever
And feed her red pills
Justin Roberts
"He sucks on the dick
Time for the extension cord
Zzzzzt zzzzt zzzzt zzzzt zzzt"
Kayden Martinez
kek
David Perry
Hippity Hoppity
Don't be Gay Kids!
Adrian Watson
here i sit and laugh
just shocked my millionth fag
hahahahaha
Josiah Long
The comic strips he
drew in college are so
typical of Pence.
Josiah Thomas
1000% behind any move trump makes
How's it feel?
We are currently maga'ing and you're just whinning on 4 chan, line the impotent cuck your are, sillybilly
Praise kek
James Cook
Salam Alaikum
Who is secretly Muslim?
Barack Obama
Luke Anderson
All of the Gay men
And all of the gay women
It's Shock-master time
Ethan Thompson
...
Jason Richardson
>Charlotte Pence
Audrey is better
Thomas Jones
No gerbil no plastic
Deep blades pumping and ripping
LOL his pain
Michael Morris
LGBTQ?
All I can see happen here
Is a BBQ
James Kelly
>I am a ne-o con
>Sup Forums would hate ex-cept they
>can't think past "hate dems"
That's 6-6-5 you faggot.
Colton Hughes
Tim Kaine, surely gay:
I know that faggot smile.
Niggers fuck his wife.
Xavier Young
Wew
Hudson Turner
>6-9-3
Oliver Price
Haikus are for fags
OP is a huge faggot
Suck a bag of dicks