How British are you?

How British are you?


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>British
Pretty much all of these questions are only relevant to England or just false.

>who defeated the Vikings
>Alfred
>What is battle of Stamford Bridge

Need a paki gf

>clever propaganda piece designed to make self proclaimed "real brits" look less British
>will be touted by leftist shill mags as "LOOK REFUGEES ARE JUST AS BRITISH AS YOU, IF NOT MORE!"

This is so shitty. They should have just had a colour swatch with white skintones on it, and asked people to compare themselves.

>tfw no tough streetwise paki gf with an awful regional english accent

Not what happens. Only white English men pass

>i have british accent and was born here, therefore i am british
what is wrong with these dumb niggers

would fug girl in op though

multiracial london seems to have its own culture that isn't necessarily "anti-british" for what it's worth

plus groups like nigerians and bangladeshis score better than white british on exams

>london
>isn't necessarily anti-British

Just a prediction
>real brits somehow dont know any of the answers
>shitskins somehow know everything and are therefore "more british than actual brits so just let more illiterate monkies into your country lmao"
Tell me I'm wrong.

wtf i love getting blacked now

Wrong

Yeah and it's designed to display how "silly" and "outdated" the questions are.

>I can be a half-breed Congolese negroid who doesn't speak english BUT I'M STILL BRITISH

Wew, at least in Canada there is no national identity so we never have an identity crisis.

It is exactly what British is. Few outside of London/some parts of the south refer to themselves as British first. It's always English, Scottish, etc.

"Britain" has existed for more than 80 years

Would go to church/10

The kid from Gladiator grew up to be trans.

If you can't trace your ancestry back to the 12th century, you are not British.

Why did you have to fucking ruin it?
I fucking hate leafs...

wew lad thank god I live in rural America with mostly white people who are kraut/potatonigger

that diversity is NYC tier sickening

>If you can't trace your incestry back to the 12th century, you are not British.

FTFY

There's a 50/50 chance that would make it better, when you consider where we are.

Well:

>I don't have horrible teeth
>I don't have drinking problem
>I don't have an awful accent
>I don't post in brit Sup Forums (fuck bongs)

not brittish

>that congolese fella

And even then it was the same.

damn that guy at 3:22 looks pissed

I think he might be quintessentially british

>I was born here, bred here; Im not really in touch with my Ara---- I-I-I mean my asian side.
Why do European classify all sand people as asians? And since its so commonly known why do they still do it? You're not fooling anyone. We know they are arabs/pakis and not Japanese.

I really dont understand the point of why European governments are still doing that.

Back then British meant English, Welsh, Scottish or Irish

This is actually what I thought too for the longest time. People from India and Pakistan were indians and pakistanis, not asians.

They don't have east asians, the "asian" designation probably started for people in the subcontinent in like the 60s

most of the paki girls i saw in birmingham had good arses. im from wales so i dont see many non whites but the non whites in birmingham were alright.

>Who defeated the Vikings? Alfred the Great, Harold, or Edward I?
>Autism activated

The "correct" answer is Alfred the Great. But Harold (Godwinson) defeated Harald Hardraada's invasion, and Edward the Elder (the first King Edward, even if they meant the later Plantagenet king) also defeated Vikings. So they all did.

Because they're the closest asians to us and are here in larger numbers.

And folk still referred to themselves as their respective groups.

I just used a butter knife to cut my sandwich

Yes, and?

As long as you've renewed you buttering licence, I see no problems.

Wait, that butter knife IS registered, is it not?

was it a toast sandwich

>one chance at life
>no secular paki gf to bust my sissy brit bollocks

My point exactly. They've never been accepted as the same thing.

No, but my point is that if you aren't one of those groups you aren't British.

BLT master race.

I agree, but that doesn't stop it being warped whilst the others are less so.

>most of the paki girls i saw in birmingham had good arses
Well that's the most important thing obviously.

>>most of the paki girls i saw in birmingham had good arses

>>>most of the paki girls i saw in birmingham had good arses

>>>>most of the paki girls i saw in birmingham had good arses

>you will never BLEACH a paki girl and convert her to Christianity

kek

PHWOOOOOOOAR !

>>>>>most of the paki girls i saw in birmingham had good arses

>>>>>>most of the paki girls i saw in birmingham had good arses

do you have autismo m8

Very British. I am a native arabic speaker and follow sharia law religiously.

me and the paki cylon gf

if i was born in the republic of congo does it make me a native?

The left say yes, you are indeed quintessentially British.

faggot find a white girl and convert her

>Wash your arse first.

When you go to all that effort and succeed:

this "sport" is super gay

I am half-Paki so technically Full British.

This guy knows what's up

>>>>>>>most of the paki girls i saw in birmingham had good arses