Brit/pol/ late night comfy ED

>Parliament Commissions Diverse Portraits to Replace ‘Victorian’ Depiction of ‘White, Male’ British History
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/08/parliament-commissions-bame-portraits-replace-victorian-depiction-white-male-british-history/

>We want more Syrian refugees: offers exceed official UK pledge of 20,000
theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/09/we-want-more-syrian-refugees-offers-exceed-official-uk-pledge-of-20000

>Budget 2017 summary: Key points at-a-glance
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39203784

>Budget calculator: How will the Budget affect you?
bbc.co.uk/news/business-17442946

>EU Leftists Chant Support for Thatcher-Era Minister, House of Lords
breitbart.com/video/2017/03/08/video-eu-leftists-chant-support-for-thatcher-era-minister-house-of-lords/

>Rabbit hole leads to 'Knights Templar' cave
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39193347

>Sharia May EXPLODES with laughter at Corbyn jibe during PMQs
express.co.uk/news/uk/776553/Theresa-May-PMQs-laugh-Jeremy-Corbyn-Surrey-County-Council

>Kellyanne Conway Praised in London Assembly for International Women’s Day
breitbart.com/london/2017/03/08/kellyanne-conway-praised-in-london-assembly-for-international-womens-day/

>Thread Theme
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the state of this table.

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>cheap stock trading
Reckon it's a scam?
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>Uncomfy poster is back

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paul nuttall jokes stopped being funny hours after their inception

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Got to appreciate the ambient autism of Aphex twin to accompany this twilight session.
>Well done OP

chow down on some Cheerios in gravy.

>Triggered by Tuesday

Remotely likely, wew

Could Jezza be a pulling a blinder here?

>Be Corbyn
>Be attacked by everyone and your own.
>Withstand Mandy and Blairites coup: 3 times.
>Be firm and stay on
>Know that with you seemingly deemed rubbish, the Tories will tear themselves apart. Again.
>Watch it unfold.

When is Article 50 going to be triggered? As for how long can it be delayed?

Did anyone bet against May activating Article 50 this year?
I wish I did.

>degiro.co.uk/
Most likely, they will go bust and wont be liable for the deposits or something like that

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As long as humanly possible i imagine.

The markets are going to go utterly mental as soon as the trigger gets announced and people want to move their money around as quietly as possible, cause if everyone just moves their funds the markets will tank too.

The trigger will only happen once all the Jews have their ducks quietly in a row.

They look like the chocolate covered cherrio Muller yoghurt crunch corners

Just wait for the housing market crash to accelerate.
April round the corner
>Section 24 Buy to Let tax relief to be reduced.
>Clueless over-leveraged landlords forced to sell.
>Crashy crashy.

This is more disgusting than it had any right to be.

Aye, plus the impending housing crash.
I'm saving up.

I know but this is good for us. Getting on the housing ladder will be achievable

What the fuck?

I guess I'll just wait for Robinhood to never come over here.

its american.
A brit would have the comon decency to class it up with some bisto and not resort to noob tier sasage/kfc gravy.

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Oy, Vey, of course.
Can't wait to see the wannabe Kirsty and Phil's crying into their bedsits.
Fuckers.

Watch out for the Dail Mail/Expres/Telegraph sob stories.

>We didn;t know
>How can the government do this
>We blame brexit
>This is terrible.

I will be holding a special house price crash party.

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/Our guy.

Never bad mouth KFC gravy.

Thats ok.
Not the monstrosity you replied to.

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It takes me close to 2 days to make my gravy.
Im the chef from the other threads.

Unless its made from Veal its pleb tier.

Fair enough.
But never with cheerios.

Read about Housing Fuckeries and general UK Economy fuckups in a British humourous sarcastic way.

>By an accountant from a property forum:

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nah absolutely not.
My folders are all screwed up, ive got like 1 dump folders needing sorted and cant find the one filled with food atrocities.

I need to get my shit sorted into proper folders, but 1 folder has like 6gb of images and i look at it and shrug the "fuck that, ill tackle it later" face.

I sure hope no one actually eats this.

Fuck that shit G.
Late night news and politics should be viewed through this:
>Don;t race hate when you can learn and masturbate.

You've no idea how drunk we get.

Best meal in existence coming through

>chips in yorkshire pud

3am utterly shitfaced and starving.

On hand i had golden syrup, butter, cocoa powder, shreddies and bread.

Melted the butter and syrup down in a pan, added all the cocoa powder, mixed in the shreddies, figuring it would be like "wet" rice crispy cakes.
Smeared the lot in to deplorable sandwiches.

Ate em with a flat mate.

Diabetic coma material

>Govt INCREASED ITS POLL LEAD post budget
>Govt is GAINING by-election council and MP seats from the opposition


What has happened to reality?

Are we in the foothill of a century of tory rule?

pleb tier

Your flat-mate is a legend.
I would have chucked you out with that insult to my intestines.
>Based Brit cooking

It will fade once May bottles an early election and house prices tank as the economy crumbles with rising inflation and capital flight.uncertainty.
I am a Leaver, but i know the pain is necessary.
>Pain is Love.

>KEK GENIUS MEME>
Literal "House of parliament."

but what if all that increases her poll lead?

It won't.
If it does;
>Well hey then hey, even as a Socialist, i have to reward her with some fish:

what if this is the Japanification of British politics and the tories become like the Japanese liberal democratic party and are never again voted out of office?

>what if ?

youtube.com/watch?v=wbWOVfY-rxU

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You mean the Americanisation, and the tories become like the Trump party

Too many whites in that photo.
Although with the face she's pulling, she probably agrees.

Trumpenreich is still to come to pass

Japan LibDem eternal reich has been going strong for 60+ years

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>Tfw Tranny Poster doesn't post anymore

just wanted to see her willy

Don't worry. It won't.
>It'll be much worse.

actually looks cute in that pic
wtf I'm a mayfly now

>Tfw tranny poster pretends to be a fan of himself

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She was out gunned and out maneuvred by stoke-tranny.

After a defeat of that magnitude, its best to ust call it quits and go back to growing a beard and getting a ob as a ship riveter or something ust as manly and wholesome.

That's put me off sex for a week.

I'm not TP you mong chuffer

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Ok whatever you say user

I have a real craving for pickled vegetables

since it's nearly 3 though I suppose Cheerios will do

Mix them with some gravy

God damn s/he's like Barbra from the League of Gentleman

I'd probably do Ann 2bh, but not missionary, I don't want to see her face

fuck off, you

Bran flakes it is

Just because you've got firm leg muscles doesn't mean you can go around accusing people of being trannys lad

Put chopped banana in that bowl with your bran flakes.

>Bran flakes

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Don't tell me you prefer corn flakes

Only eat porridge now : ( But crunchy nut is best

Careful now; She's fragile.
>Like a virgin.

Hard Mode (No pun):
>Eric Pickles joins in for a spit roast and possible DP with Ann.

Never tried crunchy nut

I've ordered a jar of kimchi because I feel like going on a global adventure through pickles

make your own, easiest thing in the world to make.

Its an acquired taste too, like marmite, theres no middle ground, you either love it or it makes you projectile vomit.

I'm going to make some red cabbage pickle over the weekend, but I'm a little drunk and hungry so hey ho, I'll have an extra jar I can't read

>Never tried crunchy nut
Lad its like crack cocaine, its very moreish

For you

You have a lot of pepes, the only namefag I remember was YTKD or whatever

haven't come to Brit/pol/ in a while

Add some brown sugar to your vinegar, and warm it on a stove (dont boil it!) once its nice and warm toss in some mustard seeds and some herbs, i like to add lemon thyme and a little rosemary. for red cabbage i also add in some sumac.

Leave it to cool and theres your liquor to add to your cabbage.

With pickles, raw vinegar is pretty nasty, its way better if you tart it up to hipster grade "farmers market" fare.

Nestle Clusters buddy. its like sweet bran flakes with honey nut brainshattering balls in it.
Chopped banan into a bowl of that and your set to work a shovel all damn day.

cheers for the advice, I'll go and get some nice vinegar

>You have a lot of pepes
I think I have too many, a lot of obscure ones I never get the opportunity to post

>the only namefag I remember was YTKD or whatever
He got bullied a way a couple weeks back ;__;

>haven't come to Brit/pol/ in a while
Why not?

>Nestle Clusters buddy
Not as good as these.

for red cabbage i just use cheap Red Wine vinegar tarted up with a little brown sugar and herbage.

For most other stuff i stick to either White Wine or cider Wine vinegars, cheap as i can get me.

Thats bordering on yank, candy for breakfast, butter up the doorframe to squeeze my fat arse through it territory.

>Thats bordering on yank, candy for breakfast, butter up the doorframe to squeeze my fat arse through it territory
I know that's why I don't eat them any more. Used to eat this for brekkie when I was a kid

>Hello John.
>Oooh, you are Major.

>have a bowl of crispies
>pour milk on
>they all float to the surface
>have to bash them down with a spoon