A chilling Ministery of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states that President Putin has just authorized the “rapid rebuilding and deployment” of the feared “Tsar Bomb” to be used against a massive 2.5 mile long (4.0 kilometer) “Vimana” that from its current deep Pacific Ocean location has launched a “Quantum Wave” attack against our Earth for “purposes and/or reasons” unknown.
According to this report, a “Vimana” is an anciently described “air-sea craft” of unimaginable power and possessing anti-gravity properties whose first modern day discovery was made, in 2010, by US military forces in Afghanistan—and whom over 50 died when extracting it from its “time well” concealment.
While transversing the depths of the northern Pacific Ocean, this report details, this “Vimana” began “deploying/ejecting” what have been described as “cosmic jellyfish” like objects that have spread as far south as Australia—with the first photograph of this “creature/device” being released to the public by American scientists this past week.
Found roughly 9,800 feet below sea level in a remote region of the Pacific Ocean near American Samoa, this report says, this “cosmic jellyfish” “creature/device” was alarmingly discovered to be emanating “quantum wave” characteristics previously unknown to science—and that stunningly have the ability to change the DNA of living things.
Though not largely known outside of scientific research circles, this report explains, since 2008, scientists have discovered that DNA begins not as a molecule, but as a quantum wave form—and that just 1 gram of can store 1,000,000,000 terabytes of data for 1000+ years.
As to why these DNA quantum wave emanating “cosmic jellyfish” “creatures/devices” have been “ejected/deployed” from this “Vimana”, this report alarmingly explains, appears to be a terraforming mission of deep sea life in throughout the Pacific Ocean—and whose “experiments” have begun being discovered these past few months in nations throughout this entire region---including in Russia where a mysterious eel-like serpent and a fish with wings have been found, in Australia where bizarre shrimp-fish hybrid creatures are now being found, a mysterious white hairy beast washing ashore in the Philippines, and a mysterious giant gray sea creature alien like blob washing up on an Australian beach just this past week.
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Bentley Allen
/x/ posting on my Sup Forums
Jordan Lopez
I DON'T LIKE THIS TIMELINE ANYMORE
Zachary Turner
/x/ is raiding us again? when will they learn
Parker Reed
If I wanted to read stupid ancient aliens shit I would visit /x/
Cooper Baker
Nice try /x/ >le quantum physics maymay. I hate when people talk about shit they know nothing about.
Brandon White
That's literally just an upside down fish.
The other two are...more or less uncommon but not 3spooky5me
Zachary Price
>DNA quantum wave Try harder
Xavier Brown
>A chilling Ministery of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today states fuck off Sorcha Faal
Hunter Lee
great source m8 really activated my cashews
Luis Morgan
I don't even know if I'm supposed to care anymore. One of the few things holding me together while I am in this tired state is the Lord. As for Cashews I don't even know anymore.
Nolan Bell
Dumb OP. I thought Putin had recommissioned the Tsar Bomba for production and was getting ready to stockpile them.
Juan Wood
>some unknown fish specie looking alien >droping it on charcoal for a bbq
Gavin Bailey
Thanks for the info german-user, do you believe this event has something to do with all the conmotion in the north pole?
How is this not bullshit fearmongering >Implying a squid that lives 2 miles under fucking Antarctica can even survive in an environment remotely close to a dense human population
Y'all need biology
Andrew Garcia
Trump is still President, /x/...
Logan Robinson
This is the gayest load of shit I have ever read.
sage
Owen Thomas
doubt it, you most likely have read that trudeau won your elections back then
