AMERICANS LMAO

>TFW YOUR FIRST SEVEN PRESIDENTS WERENT EVEN FUCKING AMERICAN

THEY WERE BRITISH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

...

What's so funny dad?

(Tantrum here) Fuck our "Special Relationship"

I'm never trading with you again, get fucked

>Australia
Are you guys still a thing?

they've been busy proving the earth is flat

>that eternal burger feel when you just replace your nigger slaves with spic ones and then complain about being 50% white

>americas first president was a cuck

holy shit how will they ever recover

yeah. I guess our country should've had no leadership whatsoever until a generation of natively born Americans grew up to fill the positions.

>tfw Britons had a genocidal maniac as our president
You BTFO yourself, moron.

Ethnically and culturally of course. Those Anglo genes/cultural superiority is what enabled us to pick up where dear old dad left off. Nowadays we just run a global empire.

t. american-anglo

Oh wow. Totally btfo. Guess I'll try to find solace at the gun range.

>founded new country called America
>lived there
> not American

Have to be 35 to be President so they couldn't be born in a country that did not exist. On a side note, your mother fucks abos.

Causality dickhead, how does it work?

Life according to OP:

>No America
>Grown people spawn from unicorn farts as Americans to fight in revolution
>First American president is American spawned from unicorn fart.

Or, in the real world:

>No America
>The Thirteen Colonies, who already have a degree of autonomy rebel against British rule
>America is born.
>First President is American past the moment America is founded.

Idiots like you make me ashamed to be Australian.

Is that meant to be a bad thing, my ozzie chap?

I'm sure they'd have preferred us to the natives.

>the president's wifes son ad infinitum

this

I thought Australians were good at banter

Well, yeah. The whole independence thing was basically English people fighting English people, led by an Englishman. If it had been any other ethnic group that settled and started the United States they wouldn't have turned out so well, same goes for all Anglosphere countries.

>(((a global empire)))
good goy

>dad
fucking kill yourself

>(((we)))

Amerikeks on suicide watch

how
will
we
the
people
ever
recover
?

>dad
I fucking hate the country roleplaying from Sup Forumsreddit