Now we have our official national anthem
We already have the population
Now we only need money to buy land , a system and a king and then we have our actual country
what are you waiting for ?
Lets make this an actual thing FOR KEK
we made trump pres , memed britian out of the EU
Why do you think we cant have our own country ?
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Can I get a quick rundown of how things have gone so far? I'm 100% on board.
nothing have been done , just talks
we have to actually do something , where we all live in meme heaven
Lets get the money , buy a huge island
Lets build a hospital , a school , a huge market , an airport and a military base and we have our own country where we hate on anyone and have complete freedom of speech
As I've said, I'm on board.
First off, I'd suggest that you create a Discord. There is too much disorganization here, as the anonymity here does not allow meaningful discourse across multiple threads.
Where will the land be? Are we going to buy an island?
buy one of our islands,maybe we can repay a dept or two
yes , we are currently looking for a huge island for sale , but we still dont have the money
Well we need to build an infastructure, so we will need people to do those jobs.
wheres the discord m8?
That will have to be crowdfunded, and maybe we could get the backing of a company or minor celebrity should our project gain media attention. I think that it would be unwise to go under the radar for this.
whats a discord
General Plan (Not a detailed plan)
>buy island
>build small encampment on the island
>import most food and supplies for the first 1-2 years while we build infrastructure
>figure out how to make it prosperous, work out the kinks
>successfully make community self sufficient
>successfully make community profitable
>recruit intelligent right wingers to increase island populations
>get more profits
How to pay for the island
>crowd funding
>generous donations from rich user or celebrity
Information we need before buying the island
>geological survey to get more information about soil fertility and water tables
>get a detailed understanding of the climate
>learn more about the nearby volcano
>learn about local flora and fauna
Commodities produced on the island
>food in order to feed the population
>virtual commodities such as apps and alternate news sites for island revenue
Messicans work for cheap. Oh wait...
Currency and Economy
>economy may function on a simple barter system in the early stages
>internal currency should be backed by bitcoins
>no gold or silver on the island until we get better security
>island should have an entity that converts bitcoins to the local currency
>population will trade goods using currency, not a pure socialist system
>currency will be an incentive to produce food or virtual commodities
>island revenue will purchase commodities that the island can't produce, such as clothes, ammo, and luxury goods
Power and Internet Capabilities
>solar power with battery storage in houses
>backup generator with fuel supplies on the island
>stable server with a decent internet connection, probably satellite
>the main technology and parts for these will be imported
>at least 10-20% of the population must know basic maintenance for these machines
General Food Characteristics
>agricultural and livestock farming must be able to sustain over 60% of the current population
>livestock feed must be produced on the island
>crops and livestock should be space efficient and compatible with the island climate
>crop rotation and livestock manure to make sure that the soil stays fertile
Farming
>dirt based agricultural farming
>main livestock will be chickens
>other livestock will be goats or pigs, depending on the island location
>aquaponics and salmon farming have high expertise and supply requirements, will not exist in the early stages
Discord is a free voice & text chat app.
>dirt based
Meant traditional.
Discord is a site where we should co-ordinate our efforts.
These are all good suggestions. We should look at a REALISTIC cost estimate for all of this.
No sandniggers and no king
Bring your own female
Local currency is the currency of the country nearby. If we buy a Chilean island, we need an entity that converts bitcoins or the island currency to Chilean pesos.
>Bring your own female
Just imagine the first generation of pepe youth saluting KEK while chanting hooligan anthem's.
we also need a defense force
if we but our island near one of those crazy south american countries we wont be safe
Any ideas for the location?
Or how we will govern ourselves?
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what ? no
if we actually have a country , we must remain peaceful and unharmful otherwise we will get invaded , we must allow all kinds of races and religion , of course not in a way they can ruin our country , they have to follow strict rules of go back
and no refugees
praised
...
this is actually a great island , we can cut all of the trees and start building basic shit , then we can have jobs and workers and then slowly but steadily improve our country and we have a functioning nation
Everywhere there is Islam there is oppression, rape and terrorism. So no Islam
We need to buy a island with no niggers on it.
That won't be an issue if we act like the island is a private residence until the time comes to establish a bit more independence.
We MUST choose a South American, Pacific or Caribbean location. They are the only ones for which we have any chance of autonomy.
That said, guns are a must.
See these:
As for government, I'd suggest a proportional representation based republic in the early stages, where it takes 60% approval to pass a law and a 45% votes against rating to repeal a law.
A sunset policy on all laws would also be beneficial, I believe.
umm no , freedom of religion , but official religion is kekism
freedom of religion not in a way that always them to do what they want , they just can pray and live like normal people unless they try to take over then we kick them out
>leasehold
we need to buy an island with nobody on it
great idea !
But how will we agree on the leader ?
should we build a jail or just kill criminals ?
Or just fuck Islam and ban it.
Muslim ban indefinitely
no
do you want our island to be invaded ?
We might need two island's
One will be kekistan the other will be the kek republic same flags and national anthems different islands
we pray to one god, Kek.
Ya ok the title didn see that dunno why they put it for sale and not for lease tho but that's a great place.
here tho
Freedom of Religion should not be constitutional. We don't want 'muh constitution' fags stopping restrictions against dangerous idiots.
- Anyone who wants to be leader can stand as leader
- The House of Representatives/Parliament votes on the candidates in a similar way to the French system.
This will ensure that the leader is approved by elected officials, but is not necessarily involved in party politics. Should ensure the chance of a slightly more impartial leader.
I'd say that very minor crimes should be punished with revocation of property, whilst anything more major must be death.
oh shit yes! you have tons of them
birthplace of civilization will also birth the future of it lol
also if migrants step on our land we can genocide them also lol
perfect, even has a pepe face feel to it. nice white sand beaches too.
Deport criminals to their country of origin as it'd be a few decades before we'd be recognized as a nation state, so all citizens would still be citizens of their home countries until then. Killing our own people is a great way to sow dissent and get the UN breathing down our backs for human rights violations.
The cunts can't even cross the Mediterranean, I'm sure we will be grand from their shitty dingys
Actually, what this user said is the best way forwards.
how do we provide food , jobs , fresh water , internet
and houses ?
we should first start working on the island 2 years before settling in
americans can train us how to use guns and then we pass the skills on
but im muslim and i want to live in kekistan when it becomes a country
>Sup Forums elects a meme president
>Sup Forums creates a self sufficent country that eventually rises to power and becomes a global player
What fucking timeline is this?!
rapists are to be castrated
and death? depends on the crime desu
if a theif steals a loaf to feed his child is it trutly worthy of killing him?
No , we need an actual military , like navy airforce and tanks
intellegince , radars and anti air missiles
of course we will get those later when we have the money to but them or make our own
Time to convert then so
this is not 1776 m8
A glorious one.
what ? why even bother make a country when we cant feed the citizens and they have to steal bread
we have to keep the population low in the mean time so we can afford to give them the perfect life
One thing you are all failing to realize is getting a bunch of us is one location that doesn't offer the protections of US soil means CIA can win with a drone strike.
i promise i will never try to shove it up anyones throat or kill anyone
i will just live like a normal citizen
Read these two posts:
This is the way forward on the crime front.
There is a minuscule chance of us getting navy, airforce or tanks. We must master guns and Rhodesia-style tactical warfare.
this is why we need anti aircraft guns and missiles
We might end up with multiple islands
All under the same kek flag.
We ought to register as a Commonwealth Realm.
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Those things are very, very expensive, as you know. That isn't practical at all.
Well, hypothetically speaking, it wouldn't be that hard to do.
My vote is for this one, it's big, it's got fresh water, it has trees, and someone saw a Pepe on it, it's perfect.
>start noble and completely nonviolent goal of making an experimental society
>get internet exposure
>become known as a technology hotspot that creates great software and apps
>get droned by cia
>redpill millions of normies
>start global revolution
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We need a third party to pay for the island. Someone who is publicly known so they can be held accountable for where the money goes. Lets reach out to Martin Shkreli and see if he would oversee the gofundme
Fuck your queen and fuck your commonwealth.
A good one
>jordan
>aa guns and SAMs/MANPADS
you must have some in your bloody back garden m8
We start buying military infrastructure in the early years and we invite over the very things that infrastructure is meant to prevent.
oh fuck... is this real ??
we can actually have a defense force... nice
and its protected from wind and has good weather
the selous scouts again. that makes me hard
you can buy a cheftain mk3 for 55k
only problem is its gun dont work and good luck finding live shells for ANY AVF
it was just an analogy m8
i want the death sentence but only for specific crimes
American here makes a good point. We need to have guns, and little else to begin with,
WE'LL KEEP THEM NORTH OF THE ZAMBEZI, 'TIL THAT RIVER'S RUNNING DRY
lets just start a fundme of something like that where we all contribute and others do too
eventually we will get enough money for a small island
This.
We can't do it purely off crowdfunding.
Make a symphonic choral version of shadilay
Can't we use that pewDiePie site were you hire anyone for anything for doing that?
That's what I'm saying. We need a public person to do it so it's more trustworthy is what I'm saying.
We can't have a nation this quick, but we can have close gated communities, islands, farms and stuff like that
A micronation may come with a powerful economy and some lobbying
we can buy that helicopter for rescue and patrol missions , and use it as transportation method for the president of our country
although i doubt we will need the guns
we must focus on our economy , trade , food and fresh water and elictricity and internet
It's better to have them. Have you ever heard of what happened to Sealand?
Please tell.
>rescue
if this happens we are making a nam era gunship
and would a tank or a apc be better?
Superior flag
i doubt anyone would do that
Also:
>Salmon farming
>Hydroponics and Aquaponics
>Solar Panes, Offshore wind turbines and Tidal energy
>Container houses
>Bootcamp code school with a contract of 1-2 years
>nam helicopter
Fucking this.
APC is a better choice for modern warfare, it has more flexibility and better travel ability than tanks
no
helicopter can see better and is faster
also we need a police force and an ambulance
we dont want our island to burn
We need everyone to start reaching out to Martin Shkreli on twitter. Tell him the idea, and have him make a gofundme if he agrees to help.
Basically, they founded a micronation on an abandoned platform in the sea. A German businessman sent private militia to invade. Only due to guns did those plucky rebellious Brits survive.
If we just throw money into it without a good and very ultra autistic-approved detailed plan, we will just throw some mongoloids in an island/farm and wast ultra amounts of money
Get the fucking plan vacuum tight first, and then we must go after the money
Don't rush about the money, rush about the PLAN
I agree, the other flag is too complicated, rage should be simplistic.
glad somone is with me on the helli.
i see what you mean with the apc.BUT they are only resistent to small arms fire. a tank brings amour and fire power.
i mean helli+apc or a tank. my bad for not wording that well
WE NEED A FUCKING GENERAL PLAN FIRST, WE GET THE MONEY LATER
IF YOU DON'T DO IT RIGHT, YOU WILL ONLY WAST MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND PUT SOME FUCKING SPERGS ON AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
DO THIS SHIT RIGHT, YOU FUCKERS
PLAN FIRST, MONEY LATER
> kekistan is reddit-tier hijacking
> kill thyself my man