/ptg/ President Trump General - Timeline Jumper Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets small banks 3/9/17
youtu.be/IcnBVg7b7Y0
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Pres Trump whips the house 3/7/17
youtu.be/qGSEDSQpK6A
>Pres Trump surprises WH Tourists 3/7/17
youtu.be/DvK11Mc8xYs
>Pres Trump announces new Exxon jobs 3/6/17
youtu.be/niL5cceNcIc
>Tillerson/Kelly/Sessions Presser on Travel Ban 3/6/17
youtu.be/-Yi8nGNyJvo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #6 3/3/17
youtu.be/k_qVjMYpl9o
>Pres Trump @ St Andrew Cath School 3/3/17
youtu.be/RiKNN8PCE3Q
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Sloveni*n Gold digger BTFO.

Because of /hwndu/ this thread is obviously filled with clueless Reddit scum from /r/the_donald that reply to every troll post. If you support Trump, please don't reply because lurking Anons are the best Anons. Post something good and please read the guide to shills.

In order to stop the Eternal Joe we must understand Joeology.

Today is the day he breaks, the media is incapable of playing fair

SPICER REEEEE

A bong and I want to do this chart but for WH staff
Who goes where?

What's the deal with you Schlomo?

You're not funny, you're annoying. Just stop with this autism.

>mfw Youtube's subtitle editor is being a shit again

Welp. at least I can get a Spicing.

SPICE SPICE BABY

threadly reminder

Ok mr. Spice

You can come out now.

SPICY URL?

*blocks your path*

youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA

AWOOOOOOOOO

it's a bot, retard

stop giving it (You)s

C-SPAN stream for Spicing, as alternate to YouTube

>c-span.org/video/?425215-1/sean-spicer-briefs-reporters-white-house

This. Deprive them of $0.02 going into their accounts.

Dakota Access Pipeline protest.
cspan2-lh.akamaihd.net/i/cspan2_1@304728/index_1000_av-p.m3u8

His model was completely retarded, no better than flipping a coin and completely depended on the national and state polls that were also shitty. It has no predictive power at all.

Funniest thing is that the whole 538 Nate Silver model consisted, if I understood it right, in:

1) to take the average state poll result as a percentage of chance of winning. For instance, 52-48 for Hillary in FL meant she has 52% of chance of winning that state vs. 48% for Trump
2) to run a simulation for all 50 states based on the numbers described above. Think of it as tossing 50 coins, weighted to the percentages above meaning FL coin would come Hillary 52% of time
3) to repeat said simulation a million times (for instance) and count how many times each candidate wins the election

This is an educated guess made by listening to their krelboyds explaining it to journalists in many occasions. That's how they came with the 1/3 number pre election, as the polls tightened in most states.

Now it is a retarded model that got lucky in Obama elections because there was no surprise, all results went either the expected or favored Obama even harder meaning the chance of Obama winning a certain state coincided or surpassed his poll numbers in said state.

Now in 2016 there was no such coincidence. 53-47 for Trump in Georgia didn't mean Hilary had 47% chance to win there, the chance was still zero. And a 53-47 for Hillary in MI didn't mean she had 53% chance of winning there.

Elections are not fucking raffles with each candidate getting as many tickets as poll results dictate. There is a local dynamic that no simulation can predict

tl;dr: Nate Silver is a retard, his model is shit and whoever believes him is an idiot.

Also anyone claiming "well, he was the least wrong" is either a retard or Nate Silver himself.

Pic related, worse than a psychic monkey.

ONE
QUESTION
FRIDAY

>in b4 "1 question with 3 parts" episode at the briefing

AMERICA NO!

reminder that forks can only be used for evil and we should abolish them

or you can just use the fucking official white house youtube channel

anyone else miss the bernbots, I loved trolling the shit out of that election at their subreddit. pic related.

Hope they come back in 2020 dumber than ever.

STOP BULLYING!

*unsheathes dick*

is asking for spice stream a meme now?

>go to youtube
>that's it

ONE SHOT K.O.

LOVE that song and movies

I fucking love Melania Trump and my opinion holds more weight therefore Dan Savage BTFO

FUCKING INDIANS

TRAIL OF TEARS DEUX WHEN

Liberal births drop. Conservative births boom. Sounds good to me.

o i am laffin

Not in my country. It's all just variety shows.

I wonder if there's going to be a complete reversal of birth trends thanks to Trump. Will white people have more children now that they aren't worried about the economy?

Go back to the dentistry aisle, reds

The only problem with a Clinton loss is that we don't have nuclear war.
Man will I miss the happenings after We finally clean up.

When does Trump announce construction of Iowa-class railgun battleships?

>native nations
>not a single indian to be seen

topkek

the sad thing is, it was still the most accurate polls based model of the cycle.

But liberal "women" aren't women. Why are they counting them as women?

And here
youtube.com/watch?v=Duam7RMOjNU

shit keeps pealing of my head, this is infantley more important then the spiceter. I think it's to much shampoo/soap.

He gave Trump 30% even though he's biased as fuck, that tells me his model is pretty decent but if you can only see things in black and white, too bad

where this nigga at?

smfh

At least it's live there

you can't type "whitehouse" into search?

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america is literally north korea at this point

sad!

oh what i would give to see them all locked in there for a week

WHITE HOUSE YOUTUBE STREAM IS LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=cr-MSkGZ_HQ
youtube.com/watch?v=cr-MSkGZ_HQ
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Imagine a new perpetual Japanese-American alliance sealed by the construction of a new Yamato in America and a new Iowa in Japan.

HNNNNNNNNG

IT'S SPICE TIME

Just got my Sup Forums hat. Were there really only 138? I feel like they would have sold out sooner.

HERE WE GO

>Jewish faggot angrily farts a poz load into the information pool

>he doesn't shave his head and just rinse his scalp with water

ERE WE GO

yeah, a fork is totally the same as billion dollar hacking programs paid to be built into computer networks
the point is that security vulnerabilities are literally manufactured, but apparently it's ok to do it since some other country might do it in the future

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>All of Kaisch votes were from angry democrats willing to throw their vote away and restaurant owners who wanted more government assistance

I doubt it, because so much of America is in a financial hole that'll take awhile to dig out of.

Plus, that's without any further economic crisis, which is more than likely.

he was just waiting for a new thread

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There wouldn't have been nuclear war. Just a slow torturous death alone with your thoughts about Boxxy.

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use Tsal or shampoo witch salicylic acid and charcoal tar
thats not dandruff, its basically a immune deficiency that allows bacteria to grow in your scalp

This, it's not the first time he's done that

Hope they get a question

Czeched. They should enable chat on the steam tho

We already have kikeipedia to correct the record for us.

lol it was kinda good timing

Far bigger than the economy is the media. And until the brainwashing can be stopped people will stop having families.

YOUTUBE IS LIVE

GET READY

Will april be spiced today?

>gibe dat

SPICE RALLY

Lets roll.

>tfw you get back from a meeting just in time for ONE QUESTION FRIDAY

HAPPY FRIDAY

Spice time boys, look alive

EXPLAIN THIS NOW DRUMPFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>spicer's pin

Why is CNN faster than youtube stream?

She wanted a no fly zone in Syria, that would cause a war.
And no war between nuclear powers ends without nuclear war.

neutrogena T-gel shampoo
there's an equate version too at walmart

She's getting spiced all the time

good, maybe they'll sterilize themselves too kek

>REPORT: Sean Spicer forced to wear bunny costume by Trump until further notice. Trump 'displeased with his performance'.

50 day

Holy shit has it been 50 days already?

SPICE

HIS FLAG PIN IS UPSIDE DOWN!!!!!!!!!

FLAG PIN UPSIDE DOWN

SPICER YOU RETARD

>Today is the day he breaks

They'll be waiting a loooonng time.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN YOU FUCKING SCUM

I wouldn't doubt it but the Mountain Jews may crash the economy soon so who knows.

Why are you watching Very Fake News?

umm