/ptg/ President Trump General - Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets small banks 3/9/17
youtu.be/IcnBVg7b7Y0
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Pres Trump whips the house 3/7/17
youtu.be/qGSEDSQpK6A
>Pres Trump surprises WH Tourists 3/7/17
youtu.be/DvK11Mc8xYs
>Pres Trump announces new Exxon jobs 3/6/17
youtu.be/niL5cceNcIc
>Tillerson/Kelly/Sessions Presser on Travel Ban 3/6/17
youtu.be/-Yi8nGNyJvo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #6 3/3/17
youtu.be/k_qVjMYpl9o
>Pres Trump @ St Andrew Cath School 3/3/17
youtu.be/RiKNN8PCE3Q
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>Tucker talks Trumpism
youtu.be/t2dct9ErA_g
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Drumpf is completely insane!
There were NO wiretaps whatsoever, just Breitbart BS.
How surprising!

Drumpf must publicly apologize to Obama at once.

YOU can't consider yourself a TRUE american PATRIOT if you're against the CIA.

FACT.

youtube.com/watch?v=ArleQxJQpLw

You've been at it all day, it's time to get off the computer

>it's a shills spam the board with yellow fever threads episode
>mods do nothing about it

I keep seeing this on fagbook, what's the deal?

Choose one of the above for Chaotic Neutral.

Comey, none of those guys are neutral

I prefer yellow fever over straight out bestiality they usually post

I have a feeling it's a counter attack from people tired of it

Defend this.

Manafort

I like Spicer because he's supposed to be neutral with the press but he's chaotic.

harsh

What's amazing is two things:
1. They are making us spend more money on security because they keep threatening her.
2. Trump still spent $12,000,000,000 less than Obama so far, including security.

THE GRILLEGATES, DOUGLAS

Added a cross on the shield

Security has always been expensive. Liberals are only talking about it now since it's Trump.

Mnuchin
Only (((neutral))) person there

WOW FLYNN WAS A FOREIGN SPY ALL ALONG OH MY GOD

It's not neutral in that sense. For instance, I have Tillerson as True Neutral and Pence as Lawful Neutral.

People are allowed to say whatever stupid thing they want. People are allowed to argue against dumb things.

I have nothing but praise

literal fake news
>t.AZfag

InfoWars covering us BTFOing HWNDU Mk. II

infowars.com/internet-sleuths-sabotage-shia-labeoufs-latest-anti-trump-exhibit/

>tfw want to touch my peepee but going no fap

I'm making a second version with less popular people in the admin (if I have enough), so I won't do Mnuchin. I'll probably do Spicer and save Manafort for the second version.

It probably didn't happen but if it did good on them. Maybe we don't have to destroy Arizona.

Mikel Flenin

The CIA wants you to jerk to gooks, you must resist.

Spicer - "DipNDots is NOT the ice cream of the future!"

He really hit the nail on the head there.

>no fuck israel edition again
Cmon polandOP

>Trump retweeted a video of a man with Nazi hair today

Defend this Drumpfkins.

Probably fake desu
But they're not wrong

Spicer has practically zero quotes though because he was a nobody. Maybe I have to do Manafort.

If you guys can give me a decent quote I can do Spicer

I'll just use Dippin Dots actually.
Genius.

What's there to defend?

>Soros quote
that's lawful evil to a T

Could you spoon feed me with a reputable source on that figure? Would love to throw it in people's faces.
I've already been posting the #RapeMelania in response to people complaining about how she needs so much security.
Yeah that seems to be the case, lefties getting mad because a white man is back in charge.

Roger Stone

So they've switched from macedonia/serbia to aquafresh/thailand and now it's israel/south africa?

Is there no way to detect proxy usage? Or do they just employ people in those countries to shill.

hello, is this any better than the previous version?

"SCIPEY OUT!!!" "LET THE SPICE FLOW!"

>check Chaffetz's Instagram
>see Jason enjoying a slider from a food truck
>his comments section provides the salt
>instagram.com/p/BRMEPAlA844/

Cuck.

Awoovement~

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youtube.com/watch?v=W6uGP8hHwrQ

Nothing wrong with hating jews , here's a redpill for you newfags and the_donald cucks

politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2017/feb/25/donald-trump/why-donald-trumps-tweet-about-decline-national-deb/

Go down to where they try to disprove it. Someone has a screenshot somewhere.
I'm trying to keep it inside the Trump admin.

Better! Add a light blue to the peripherals and its 10/10

Based Israel calling out the Ziobot

still a better fetish than 2D

arent eyeballs like really squishy?

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>tfw Vietnamese gf

If the stormcuck meme rope day ever comes you best leave me be.

Oh and also he's a big guy because he's taller than Hannity.

Please let me be this sliding niggers only (You)
Dont let him slide the thread

poor red helmet got dragged off, did we ever find out his fate?

Do these people know that they're being huge hypocrites?

I've said some biased shit in the past based on questionable info, but I was aware of that at the time. Sometimes I just think these people are so deluded that they believe their own BS. It's pretty sad.

"Chaotic Evil" is Miller
"Neutral Evil" is who?

Spicer and Dippin Dots is probably your best option then

Is there a site out there that track the total accuracy of the media's fakenews-to-realnews basis? If not, that might be some decent intel for us to deploy in future meme engagements..

Maybe something like this:

>how about adding a weekly tally of the total number of new MSM falsehoods / fake news allegations made for the week

>add another tally of the number of past weeks' fake news allegations that they media got wrong or were proven false

>finally, adding a running total of Fake News Accuracy to date:

(Total New Stories minus Stories Proven to be False) / (Total Fake New Stories) = MSM Fake News Accuracy Metric

Remember, no awoos.

Especially ones with enormous awoobies

kek

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>(you)

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no. you never cut up a cow eye at school? i had to cut up a cow eye and heart in biology class

>mfw the fat on the heart looked like cheese curds

Thanks, user.

Kek , saved

>that collar area

What the fuck are you doing

can you specify? I have no clue what do you mean.

If you're talking about UI elements (HP, AP bars) these will be relatively easy to modify, but I want to make sure.

WHY ARE THERE NO HAPPENINGS?
REEEEEEEE

Sup Forumss memes and shenanigans get better and better with every day
How can the CIA even compete?

So I really hope Republicans push the fact that a full investigation into hacking would require a subpoena of the DNC servers
That will fuck them so hard it will be great

lel
this is pretty good

There will be no escape for those kikes this time...

There's nothing quite like poorly spelled liberal rage

CIA?

Close your eyes.
Now touch your index finger to your eye.
Feel that resistance?
Eyes are actually quite firm.
Cow eyes are tasty user

You should check out the medialiesagain website.
its a really comprehensive website of blatant media lies.

Maybe it means we're in for a massive cuck slaying on Tucker tonight

>that level of impotent rage

I WOULD LOVE THIS!

I suck at photoshop, but a pack of pepes lifting the maga hat in the original Iwo Jima Photo would make holy KEK happy

>Miller
>evil
please delete

simple. they can't

Does someone have the "i hate reddit - richard nixon" image?

I did it while my eyes were open and now i literally cant see out of my left eye.
Im screaming at the pain atm.

This isnt even funny

yea but my anus is really tight it would squeeze the eyeball like a gusher.

ahh, the patrician, i remember him

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Neutral Evil is based Dilbert man

so they are going after Stone now

thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/323477-top-trump-adviser-admits-to-contacting-dnc-hackers-report

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>maga hat
Too much.
Should just remain the Flag.

Did you make mustard gas while doing it

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