Checkpoint

"AYO HOL UP! GIBS ME YO PAPERS N SHEEIITT BITTE BE DAT DUM"
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

Ja?

I'll play your games, you crafty nip.

I'll go on ahead, thank you very much.

Fuck off

Rollin' on a river

rolling

rollerino

I am white as snow, let me pass

Oy vey!

LETS DO THIS DOUBLE NIGGERS

This must be a mistake, my opa is stationed in a Conzentration Camp.

hier

Get the FUCK outta my way NIGGER.

why do i always end up here

Praise be to the white race.

shit.

Hitler dindu nuffin

Rolling

Let's play.

they see me rollin

I think you'll find everything in order.

Roll

...

ok

hello my white friend

ayy lmao

Need mo money fo dem programs n sheeeiiit

gg ded

Hail Victory.

roll

Eye dindoo nuttin

Sweet noble savage, let me past and you keep your hands

1v1 me

bls no benis in da ashol :D

Sags

WE

ROLLINGG

oy vey

Heil Nigger

ill roll

alright

Here are my papers sir

Hier haste, dachpappe

Not sure if slide...

K I K E D
I
K
E
D

Reichsrollin

I'm a good ol' goy.

How?

Don't worry. I'm white.

Let's kill some commies.

roll

H-hey famalam

interesting. honorary pink, or full blown brown juden? perhaps, a gay jew?

fucking YEA

Roll

Hallo mein negger

postin

time to fucking kill some professional surrenderers

Roll out

Literally Canon Fodder in the North Africa n Campaign.

AYE SUPPP NIGGA

heil hitler

Greetings my upstanding urban gentleman

GET AT ME

>jew
>auschwitz roll
It's like pottery

Is ok bruda, I white.

Let me through, boy!

rolling

R0ll

Roll

Heil!

So you be sayin...

rollin

Lets go kill some Commies

ey imma nazi n shieeit

Heil

White or green quads get

Check these quads

Phoneposting for a reroll

you fool no one, you commie bastard

Just passing through, nothing to see here go...guys!

prepare for torture communist scum

rip

...

AY YO HOL' UP

roll

I dunno if he's really the one, he's lookin kinda minty

Nazis r gay

Theres no such thing as white ID on pol right?

Sieg Heil !

K

Let's do this then.

Bitching, see you Guys on the western front

Muh dik mang

This looks fun

Grey, huh.

What happens to me, OP?

Rollin

Wew roll

Cuff me boys, I like dick in my ass. Last thread I was an officer