ITT: YOU are now jews

Repeat after me: שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל ה' אֱלֹהֵינוּ מיצי' אֶחָד,
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dont you want to be rich?

Im jewish but i can't hebrew

Oh look at the time! Need to call Germany for some reparations!

Gibs jew gold nao.

Buy my kosher switch my kosher brothers! Nothing wrong with sharing some of your shekels with old Shlomo, huh?
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hey do you know why it is that when jews race mix with black ppl they never take a drop in IQ and always end up successful yet when irish mongrels do it African Americans happen?

BARUCH ATAH ADONAI

Jews tilt the scales in their own favor of course.

But I already am.

>oy vey my family. why did we have to be born inbred pedo satanist parasites?

THE LORD HAS SPOKEN FAGGOTS GET IN THE CHAMBER

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Oy vey, they gassed my grandpa 6 gorillion times. He was born in 1946 and I go to the synagogue with him every week.

it has been done
your doom is sealed

its seems Shekelnyahu is getting BTFO by Lapid

MY NOSE IS GROWING LONGER AND BECOMING HOOK-SHAPED AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

well i guess your brain is shrinking, that doesnt make you a jew, it makes you an armenian

GO AWAY THE DNA TEST WAS WRONG I CANT BELIEVE MY ANCESTOR FUCKED A JEW

Drake's dad couldn't run fast enuff from his Canadian Jewish bitch tho...he might even have actually converted to Islam

NO IT ISNT GIVE ME GOLD