Ok guys, so you think you've had your little autistic fun for this week and your great flag capture victory. But that was just small potatoes for what's going to happen next. I know from a friend who is *very* close to LaBeouf who said that he is extremely pissed about this and is already plotting revenge on Sup Forums. Do you want to know what his new plan is? HWNDU SAT-1 Yes, that's going to be the satellite that he puts into orbit later this year. He's already talked to Bezos. It will be a small satellite with a solar sail that deploys in orbit that has HWNDU written on the front. It will also have a beacon that transmits HWNDU is Morse code, so all the people of Earth will be able to tune in on a ham radio and hear the beeps of unity. I think you guys will be beat pretty bad on this one. How you are you autists going to take down something in orbit? That's right. You'll just have to accept defeat that he will ultimately have outsmarted you.
Ok guys, so you think you've had your little autistic fun for this week and your great flag capture victory...
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Until LABOOF publicly acknowledges Kek, we will never stop.
Make space great again.
If Lebauf wants to waste a million dorrars to get a useless piece of symbolism into orbit then by all means, let him go for it.
The Satlink would be owned
And broadcasting
"Traps are Gay"
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
And
"Board of peace"
Faster than anons found that fucking flag.
Shia and Luke will tap soon,they are waaaay out of their collective depth.
I wish I had a gf
Kick starter to buy space
I heard he was going to write it on the moon with a giant laser.
>LaBouef launches satellite into space transmitting HWNDU in morse on a ham frequency
>Autistic 4channers build a small rocket of their own and place a high-power transmitter and computer on it
>Launch it perfectly into the trajectory of HWNDU-SAT-1, EMP it, and let it sail around the earth as a lifeless hunk of metal
>Meanwhile, PEPE-1 transmits "GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW" in morse to earth for the rest of eternity
I can see it now.
>shia induces pol to create its own space agency
Kei really has blessed us. We Cia now.
>Shia places HWNDU-SAT-1 in orbit
>Autistic channer drives around honking horn to locate it
Even so. I'm sure we have space autists that will figure out some way to jam his signal, hijack or crash his satellite with no survivors. I reckon we could get a gofundme started to build and launch a rocket at it and knock it off course.
New to this site.
What's up with the race splitting? That's extremely socialist, shouldn't we just hate everyone?
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In b4 anons find its orbit and take it down using laser pulses to brute force it's software to burn in atmosphere while beeping out praise kek
Shia underestimated us two times already, the 3rd time's a charm mode won't work now. I know some people who are completely capable of both tracking and hacking advanced encryptions used on satelliete navigation systems. And does he seriously think that Sup Forums's autists are only on earth ? There are plenty of astronauts who browse Sup Forums or people who know astronauts browsing here regularly...He should just let us divide him and shut up, But it won't be fun if i can't see user painting a kek flag over the satellite though.
Now I want him to try just to see him fail again.
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I can see it now, some beautiful 400 pound bastard in a cheeto dust stained homemade spacesuit tagging the SHIASAT all while screaming into his helmet mic
>in space nobody can hear you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I know this feel
WTF ausbros good job! ya'll are welcome to texas for brisket and ribs anytime. we even have deserts, niggers, emu's and ostriches so ya'll will feel right at home.
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>How you are you autists going to take down something in orbit?
Laser?
don't tell him. this is np.
let him pay for the flight and cube sat first.
>cubesat broadcasting in orbit
>groundstations drown out HWNDU morse
>triangulated by anons
>MAGA lasered onto solar sail
seems fine
>How you are you autists going to take down something in orbit?
Don't ask us how, ask as how we did it, once we do it, which we will.
>he will ultimately have outsmarted you.
Throwing money at something until it goes away will never work, least of all a bunch of highly autistic, highly motivated (given the right reasons, namely lulz and Shia butthurt) people working in unison night and day, day and night.
I know this is a bait thread but you best believe me when I tell you this; If you go to the movies with someone and they say, you can sit in any seat you want, except *that* one the first thing you want to do, is sit in that seat. Telling Sup Forums and all of Sup Forums they can't do something only makes inevitable victory that much sweeter.
>"Ground Control here, all stations report final go checks"
>"This is LEO breach drone transport, we are go"
>"This is Mentos thrusters, we are go"
>"This is Ground Control, all teams are go MoonMan1 you are away, I repeat MoonMan1 you are away"
My sides would leave orbit with the capsule.
you think NEETS can't learn rocket hobbyism and take it down?
>inb4 a bunch of Sup Forumsacks with shitty old mosin-nagants tie themselves to weather balloons and conquer space, carve a giant swastika made of dicks on the moon
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>use leaked CIA hacking tools
>hack the satellite
>crash the satellite into lagoof's house with no survivors
Meh, that's like admitting defeat, only more retarded and expensive. Sasuga Jewllywood celebrities and "artists".
>inb4 crashing all satellites with no survivors, Gravity style
user poster here.
I could purchase Shia. I'm from Wish A Nigga Woods, please fuck for the 3cham. Also, that's a guy.
Why doesn't Shia just buy Sup Forums? Epic lulz.
We are the unstoppable brotherhood.
We hate the niggers of every race. It just so happens that a disproportionate amount of them per capita happen to be honest to god niggers.
BRING IT ON
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not for sale.
he couldn't afford it anyways, this shit is a fucking fund suck.
re roll, did that last week
I wonder where he got that idea?
youtu.be
Also crowdfunding for Sup Forums 5kw pulsed argon laser when? I can just see the headlines now: "Sup Forums accidentally destroys DircectTV Satellite trying to laser pretentious space art."
>accidentally
it's gonna get hacked and dropped on his house, right?
yfw Sup Forums builds the first man portable ASAT missle just to take down a useless satellite all for the sake of a joke
>build a custom high energy laser pointer in your garage
>upload schematic on pol
>every capable 4chaner does the same
>on a signal, converge beams on solar sail
>enough energy to slightly push it off the orbit
>it hits one of the NATO spy satellites
>CIA investigates, finds out who launched it
>Next HWNDU rally gets droned for space terrorism
If thats the case then Shia is trying to change America, but he knows that nowhere in America is safe.
Pls Kek let digits will it
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It's bullshit believe me. You'd rather be single.
Btw girls like that one on the picture don't really exist in real life.