Hey Ameribros, I understand you might be full but I want to move to Texas.
What do I need to do/accomplish before I immigrate to ensure I am a valuable and accepted foreigner that can eventually become a productive and valuable citizen of the United States?
Just have 1 redeeming or profitable skill.
If you have an accent and aren't completely turbo autismo you can date 9/10s without even trying. "Lol. you're cute user, are you Irish?? omg let me guess, are you British?? lol"
When will the skills based immigration reform be enacted?
I'm not looking to date.
I'm looking for a home. Women are fine down the line. I'm above average intelligence with exceptional verbal skills but I have no useful degrees or credentials from areas that aren't arts/memes. I want a home and I like America but I want to ensure I can be genuinely useful before I even consider immigration and presently I doubt what I have is all that valuable.
Don't act super surprised when we have loads of guns. Especially in Texas of all places.
Only if you can complete this song...
THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT..
Fuck off we're full
Have a solid think about considering becoming an American.
You become an American, any property or asset that you own that you gain income from is liable to by both the Australian and U.S government.
You have to kill a family of mexicains, to earn your place in our country
be taxed*
You need to have a 8 inch cock and bench press at least 315 lbs
I have no issue at all with firearms. My car was broken into by niggers a few months ago and a neighbouring suburb averaged over 1 home invasion a night and I found myself wanting to own a simple semi-automatic handgun like an M9A1 but it's virtually impossible to own anything for self defence here. They expect you to be robbed, raped and then call the police after if you're not dead.
Do you speak Spanish
Do you love cities full of blacks and ultra liberal gays
Just walk across the border it's how everyone got here
>liable to by both the Australian and U.S government
How would the Australian government know what an American owns though?
Why would you want to come here? Texas is literally north mexico
>6 inch dick and max bench of 231 lbs
Is there any way around these prerequisites?
>Do you speak Spanish
Yes
>Do you love cities full of blacks and ultra liberal gays
No. That's why I want to leave Melbourne
>Just walk across the border it's how everyone got here
I'm not a criminal or a leech.
If you have enough money you could, check immigration requirements... or find a roastie to marry and get papers
It seems like a burgeoning economical centre, predominantly white and seems to respect traditional western values.
>step 1: be white
>step 2: love freedom and American culture
>step 3: be legal
>step 4: work
That's all there is to it
I doubt I have enough money. I only have $21,000 AUD ($15,840 US) in savings.
I can fulfil all of these. I don't want to be the bare minimum though.
Anything I can do above the base requirement to be particularly valued ?
If you can do those you're already better than the majority of Americans. Maybe also add in physical fitness, but that could be considered part of work
Pls based Ute, you're our only hope
I think you can join the us military as kinda a fast track to citizenship.
You can also marry a us citizen.
How serious are you about this?
I can help and I even have a spare room.
That aryan qt needs to be BLACKED™ so badly...
Well, time to find yourself an American roastie and finger her for papers.
Better hang around the tourist areas, you'll have better luck finding a dumb lonely Americunt you could exploit
I forgot to mention, try the green card lottery. It's completely free to apply, don't be fooled.
Medical and IT are the best skills. Also come to arizona the most based state