Sup, starting this new thread because last General thread »>116166389 got pretty delusional about Sup Forums's needs and finances
Quick Rundown: Name most likely will remain Kekistan as it is an undisputed winner in the poll strawpoll.me/12506570/r It sounds way too nigger though so new names are always welcome.
Flag is yet to be desided, strawpoll will be created once we reach enough candidates (5+) So far these are the only worthy ones I've got (non are mine, I will design some once I get back to my PC): imgur.com/a/Y7Cbh
State religion is Kek+Thoth Paganism, everything else is illegal and is punished my exclusion, doxxxing and hacking one's Club Penguin account
Anthem is yet to be written, although music for it will definetly be Kek/Trump/Fash wave
Most importantly - the Land
Free Land in Siberia: >pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/05/russia.. >2.5acre per man or 12 per family >5 years to build anything worthwhile >Land gets robbed by government mafia after 5 years?? >Nobody is bothering you because little to no population around >Need to marry a Russian QT waifu to become a citizen, at least some motivation for you NEETs
Income - -Servers if in the north (+ produced heat to heat farms and houses) -Said Farms if in the south -Renting land to others for low prices (what we need is self-sustainability first, income later
Issuing laws - once we have enough population we can try to proclaim ourselves as an entity/state inside a state and gain a limited ability to issue laws. Although this is quite improbable and we will need some (((lawyer))) user to help us with this. Or we can proclaim ourselves as a separate republic, example - Liberland Although we will need much more than a meme war to establish THAT.
Brody Robinson
I'll be moving here when this plan actually goes through. I can be there from early on, and help build.
6ft, 175lbs. 100% nordic. Very libertarian. I have skills fighting forest fires and I'm good as fuck with computers. So, theres a wide range of jobs I could easily complete.
Ethan Russell
>Moldova
Makes sense that someone in such a shitty country is pushing this retarded meme so hard, I wouldn't want to live in that shit hole either.
Should seriously aim for something with over 1000 acres.
We also need some serious infrastructure.
If we can figure out how to get internet, that would be great. In all likelihood we'll need enough solar panels to get paid to produce solar, which would cover out internet bill and probably not much else unless we really really loaded up on the solar.
Maybe we get to the point that everyone on the land makes $500 per month just from producing solar.
What fucking kind of economy and government will we have anyways?
If were going for neet shit, it'll end up being communism no doubt. If we go for libertarian shit, we might get nuked while were all starving to death. Or we might struggle through and become a real country.
Juan Gomez
First off, land in Russia is available for Russian people only,and foreigners can in no way own,live or interact on that land. So fuck off with your delusional bullshit,every year these pol-nation threads pop up.
Zachary Cox
How many fucking threads do you niggers need to keep spamming this shitty idea? Fuck off and stop sliding the catalog. Stupid nigger can't even backlink correctly so I can see which of the other 20 threads up about this stupid shit he's referencing. Probably not one of them, he's just posting random numbers.
Nathaniel Martinez
Who will even be the leader of kekistan
John Morgan
Why not make money off of hobo fight clubs?
Parker Cook
ill fucking gut every single one of you if you dare to move there.
Dominic Russell
>In all likelihood we'll need enough solar panels to get paid to produce solar >Maybe we get to the point that everyone on the land makes $500 per month just from producing solar. Are you actually this retarded? I really can't tell.
Ryan Bell
>The people Basically it'll be NatSoc or fullblown communism.
Logan King
Can you faggots at least not call it Kekistan?
Alexander Harris
So... Jonestown 2.0.
Brody Stewart
Funk off with this reddit shit
Angel Sanders
WE NEED A FUCKING GENERAL PLAN FIRST, WE GET THE MONEY LATER
IF YOU DON'T DO IT RIGHT, YOU WILL ONLY WAST MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND PUT SOME FUCKING SPERGS ON AN ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
Will there be any cute boys or traps to compensate for lack of women?
Eli Bell
Cute boys and traps shall be burned at the stake.
Grayson Reyes
>Kekistan That's retarded, it should be Kekland unless you want to be associated with muzzies
James Campbell
Don't knock it till you try it user. Boipussy is better than your hand
Matthew Price
Are you autists actually doing this or is this 100 % a lame meme?
Kayden Garcia
Plans are being made though i'm all for the money making scheme and once that happens the shit gets real
Robert Rodriguez
The thing that OP doesn't understand is that you need a serious (((investor))) or someone with a lot of money to start something like this. You need committed people to see an actual future in another country which isn't easy to move to. Besides, once you move people they have to find jobs. In other words, you need skilled people to move only at first. The only way to convince skilled people is to market like an established country already. Saying let's try this or let's try that makes people hesitant because unlike the internet, the real world has real consequences financially and physically. OP, YOU NEED TO MOVE FIRST THEN ESTABLISH A LAND GRAB.
Jaxson Myers
Uh, for starters I'm married and have been for a long time. If it wasn't illegal I'd be hunting down fags and traps for sport. I lived in Mexico for a good number of years and appropriated much of their culture...
Jace Cook
Use ducks instead of chickens, they produce more meat, have healthier eggs, are hardier, don't need a heat lamp during winter, can be used to prevent insects from destroying ducks (Indian Runners are especially good for this), and grow at about the same rate. Also duck poop is better fertilizer than chicken shit
Gabriel Flores
>760-acre island 1 mile off the west coast of Scotland >Constant supply of electricity from an array of wind turbines and solar panels >Broadband Internet >Water processing facility >A post office, which can issue it's own stamps >10 habitations, all in good condition, including an old school building which we can turn into our parliament building >Solid harbour and sheltered bay for us to moor our navy
>$2million
Bentley Campbell
>prevent insects from destroying ducks I meant prevent insects from destroying crops
Julian Price
Traps are not gay and it's not gay to like traps , so don't lump them together
Samuel Cooper
this meme is unfunny and forced, fuck off sargon
sage
Jeremiah Fisher
Man+Man=Fag.
Also the word "gay" has been stolen by fags because it sounds better than sodomite.
Traps are gay and should be put to death.
Tyler Hall
Ducks are great, also taste good in spicy/curried dishes
Carson Turner
the anthem is shadilay
the official name is: Memetic principality of kek
everyday name kekistan
Xavier Peterson
Only 2 million dollars? Seriously. This is the best option, I wont even need a VISA to move there either.
Whats the soil and weather like?
Jordan Jenkins
How's it gay to get your dick sucked from somebody who looks like a chick
Daniel Carter
man+man= gay no matter how feminine one of them looks
Not a nice place to grow food or rear cattle. How would anyone make a living there?
Fishing maybe.
Henry Roberts
Carve it out of unclaimed Antarctic Territory
Nolan Perry
We could go on a trip to discover the inner earth
Brandon Sullivan
Look for land in Oklahoma dirt cheap, I want no part of your autistic LARPING but I know the real estate market and there will be great wooded land in OK for you guys to RPG in
Camden Harris
Buy shipping containers, adapt them for their use before they get sent to Island of Kek and arm them when they arrive.
>cheap >modular >strong >adaptable >can be as beautiful as any house >can make underground constructions >can make an entire building
Dominic Lee
Even if Kekistan doesn't end up being in the Southern Hemisphere I like the bars on this flag better since they aren't a cross.
Aaron Ward
I dont like it. Looks like my flag
William Adams
put the cross back cuck faggot
Liam Reyes
Shut the fuck up Christ cuck go to Sweden if you want a cross on your flag
Noah Young
OP's fag country won't have shit on the ethno-nationalist Nat Soc revolution coming to Northern Europe.
Jonathan Butler
At this size it would have to be a democracy btw
Blake Bailey
Is anyone actually willing to donate money?
Thomas Nguyen
Living in shipping containers is a meme.
Jason Howard
I own a construction company right now, nothing big just to pay the bills and a little disposable.
I'd be happy to come lend my skills and tools but i'd have to bring my family. As long as you anons don't mind kids running around.
Alexander Lee
Give your input on the container building thing, please
James Fisher
I see..
Remember the Alamo?
Mason Phillips
You guys will never do anything. at least the /hwndu/ threads actually captured Shia's flag.
Adam Butler
Kekistan is trash. Kekalona Kektopalis Kekini Kekala Kekany fucking anything but kekistan
John Cox
checkd
Thomas Russell
plain and simple?
Cameron Thompson
I see pepe colors and Pepe himself in your flag, well done
Jonathan Nelson
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Ian Clark
updated version How bout we call it the Kekfederate States of user?
Jace Mitchell
not underground constructions bruv
Hudson Rivera
mud colors dont suit the flag I suggest we stick to Green main, white secondary and black outline
Confederate pattern is way too redneck and we don't plan on having substates, so without stars
Maybe lets iterate more on the northern cross pattern? As in jmgur
Brody Anderson
If kek wills it, let us conquer the land of the sand niggers and make out of it kekistan
Tyler Morgan
kill yourself lulzkiller fag we know your endgame jew
Noah Anderson
Burning traps makes sense, but why execute the cute boys? They will grow out of it eventually.
Levi Jenkins
more like this?
Christian James
You need to sneak a pepe into it.
Jonathan Martin
Kek doesnt deal in democracy
Kek deals in gets, Memetic Principality of Kek get trip 7... Also the flags with the nordic cross' are better
Camden Roberts
the red line with black outline should be reminiscent of Pepe lips. Maybe some other user could help out. Literally using MS paint
Nicholas Harris
i made this 3 months ago
Gavin Torres
Yes, traps will OFFICIALLY not be gay
Aaron Perez
>Mommy look we are a country now xD
Is /pol truly the most autistic place on Sup Forums?
Brayden Martinez
Sure, join the disco for the general plan you shitskin
Kayden Watson
Give them Pimozide and testosterone injections+psychotherapy.
Justin Perry
Frankly this flag wont be taken seriously Look up top10 least gay flags and lets start from there
David Adams
I think it would do in the beginning to house settlers but in the long run it will be bad.No one wants to look at sea containers all day.
Andrew Campbell
We would need crafts men to do this. Autists can't code themselves out of building a house (yet). And god forbid ROADS.
Blake Adams
isn't there flaggeeks in here that can design a good flag?
Andrew Perry
Posting stuff from last thread.
Islands over 300 Acres
Foster Island privateislandsonline.com/islands/foster-island >300 acres >$1.65 million >Developed, has one cabin >USA island, means national security and gun rights >20 minute boat ride to the mainland >has pine and birch forests
Seal Island privateislandsonline.com/islands/seal-island >900 acres >$1.1 million >Area that can be bought is non-developed >Canadian island >contains 20 houses owned by canadians that aren’t part of the deal >runs a sheep operation >also contains territory that belongs to the Canadian government
OSE has everything we need, all the industrial and farming base.
Includes a sustainable egg farm now too!
Seriously check this shit out
James Brooks
>Delta Junction in Alaska This is the best but the US is quite strict with legal immigration
Jordan Campbell
General Plan (Not a detailed plan) >buy island >build small encampment on the island >import most food and supplies for the first 1-2 years while we build infrastructure >figure out how to make it prosperous, work out the kinks >successfully make community economically stable >successfully make community profitable >recruit intelligent right wingers to increase island populations >get more profits
How to pay for the island >crowd funding >generous donations from rich user or celebrity
Information we need before buying the island >geological survey to get more information about soil fertility and water tables >get a detailed understanding of the climate >learn more about the nearby volcano >learn about local flora and fauna
Commodities produced on the island >food in order to feed the population >virtual commodities such as apps and alternate news sites for island revenue
Jeremiah Johnson
Currency and Economy >economy may function on a simple barter system in the early stages >internal currency should be backed by bitcoins >no gold or silver on the island until we get better security >island should have an entity that converts bitcoins and the island currency to the local currency >population will trade goods using currency, not a pure socialist system >currency will be an incentive to produce food or virtual commodities >island revenue will purchase commodities that the island can't produce, such as clothes, ammo, and luxury goods
Power and Internet Capabilities >solar power with battery storage in houses >backup generator with fuel supplies on the island >stable server with a decent internet connection, probably satellite or cable >the main technology and parts for these will be imported >at least 10-20% of the population must know basic maintenance for these machines
General Food Characteristics >agricultural and livestock farming must be able to sustain over 60% of the current population >ideally, agricultural and livestock farming will sustain over 100% of the current population >livestock feed must be produced on the island >farm birds are considered livestock >crops and livestock should be space efficient and compatible with the island climate >crop rotation and livestock manure to make sure that the soil stays fertile
Farming >traditional agricultural farming >main livestock will be chickens >other livestock can be goats, pigs, or ducks, depending on the island location and characteristics >aquaponics and salmon farming have high expertise and supply requirements, will not exist in the early stages
Aiden Morales
link plz
Xavier Martin
Water >look for clean water sources, such as small freshwater lakes >get water filtration and purification systems >dig wells >agriculture will be irrigated by rainfall >all rain water collection tanks should have a way to stop mosquito breeding, such as a screen on the top of the tank
Shelter >majority of early housing should be mass produced and stable >container housing seems like a good idea >need a way to insulate the housing
Medical >islanders need to learn basic first aid >island needs to be well stocked on first aid supplies, medicine >go to the mainland for doctors until we can convince a doctor to live on the island
Security >security measures will abide by local laws, so our island must be from a country that allows guns >start with gun-owning anons, such as /k/ommandos
Settlers >start out with Sup Forumsacks that have farming and maintenance experience >expand out to other intelligent right wingers once we figure out the society and build basic infrastructure >make sure immigrants can fit into a resource generating role before being accepted >no theft or violent crime on criminal record >no people with serious mental illnesses (if they can’t live without their pills, they can’t be on the island) >no people with drug addictions, smokers are an exception if they can maintain a supply of nicotine >no muslims
Liam Hernandez
Yes it is, they'll just be a minor nation if they even somewhat succeed.
Some of the ones in the new zealand flag contest could be modified to fit
Mason Allen
There would be a need to look into vexillography. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_vexillology Because there is a lot of symbolism going into flags. And most for something like this project; what do we want to associate with, or do we want to create something new. For example using the confederate design is very loaded, and this is not really connected in anyway to the Confederation of States.
Jose Green
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Zachary Cooper
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Adam Williams
Easy to remember, spot and make. mabye change some colors on this one though
