Vlad the Impaler

>Vlad the Impaler
>Corneliu Zelea Codreanu

Are we not giving Romanians the proper respect they deserve?

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They're Hungarian

He was actually from Jersey

They are Transylvanian you fucking nigger

Wtf did u smoke

All I am saying is that Vlad and Corneliu are probably some of the most based people from history.

They were the frontline against Muslims or Jews

C'mon, he even looks like a Jersey Shore guido.

More like Vlad the IMPLIER

Amirite?

Are you trying to get impaled because thats how you get impaled

THATS HUNGARY

Stop using the word "based" you mongrel

Don't tell me what to do leaf boy

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Ill impale ur mum with my dick

good old vlad the impaler.


i love that guy

rrrrrrrrrr o maniiaaaaa nigger! Hungarians are weak bitches.

we were here first stupid leaf.

the arguing we are having in this thread is why the muslims are winning

I'd gladly stand next to a croatian in a trench if we were fighting our shared enemy

Romania is getting enriched though.
Not one day passes without seeing a muslim, or a nigger. Today there were like 20 muslim Somalis at the cinema. In 10 years we are going to look like fucking England.

Was Vlad a highly functioning autist?

>foreign delegation come to visit
>they remove their outer hats and offer greetings and respect
>still wear their little skull caps as is customary
>vlad gets mad and nails their little bitch hats to their heads

>vlad in prison
>removing the feathers off live birds for fun

>vlad under house arrest
>living in nice mansion
>servant startles him with important news about an escaped criminal nearby
>vlad cuts off his head for not addressing him properly

>vlad impales an entire village
>boyar complains it smells bad
>vlad has him impaled on an extremely tall stake so that he can't smell anything from up there

>foreign delegation comes to his castle
>seen outside eating surrounded by dozens of impaled bodies on spikes
>has a golden spike next to him
>delegate asks if thats for him
>it is
>delegate kisses his ass and vlad decides not to kill him

Aside from having a hilarious sense of black humor I think he was slightly autistic lol

I also forgot to add he liked to dismember rats in prison and then impale them on little sticks

Wrong

alpha

Cruelty and torture were widespread in the middle ages idk why people give Vlad so much shit about it

Nobody was doing what Vlad was doing in terms of volume though

He massacred mudslimes so of course the merchants would get nervous and spread around bullshit

He also killed a ton of Saxons who sided with disloyal boyars

whatever happened to his body? i read something about him being chopped up and bits picked as trophies while his head got sent to whichever Mehmet ruled the Ottomans at the time

I think they buried his body on an island monastery

Can I get a quick rundown on dracula?

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It is obligatory that I shill for this movie.
Don't know how true, but here he's based as fuck.

As a young prince he was held hostage by Turks from whom he learned the torture methods.

When he came to power he used Turkish torture methods and got famous for it

>is old as tits
>immortal due to sucking blood but somehow avoid the HIV one.
>possibly immune to HIV or other STDS
>Brtish royal family are related to him.
>Lives in a motherfuckng castle
>sometimes goes on vacation and travels the world in the guise of a mortal
>turns into a bat or other animals but manages to stay cool and not become a degenerate furry.

Great movie they broadcast it on TV even today.

If there is anything we have to thank the commies for its the historical movies they produced.

He is best known as impaler. It's a Turkish method of impaling a human alive and leave them to slowly die in horrible pain.

The Romanian Iron Guard-the Legionnaire movement. One day...

>He is best known as impaler. It's a Turkish method of impaling a human alive and leave them to slowly die in horrible pain.

Why would Somalis move to gypsyland? No seriously I'm curious.

Why would you admire an OG luciferian? Progenitor of the evils of the British royal family and the bankers

Vlad in his youth was a hostage of the sultan and was also rapidly raped by him.

It can be said that his obsession with impaling was a result of being directly impaled by the sultan of the Turks.

cultural appropriation at its finest

Vlad was a Magyar not a cigani vlachite.

No I think his brother was the one who got raped

Vlad was the ugly one no one wanted to rape

you seriously need to stop cannibalizing your cannabinoid cousins, leaf

Yeah, pushed some poles into other people's anus. Big fuckin achievement!

Looks like he pushed one into yours as well

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Gottem

why is there not a modern movie about him?

My favorite:
>Vlad tells sick and elderly that he will make all of their problems go away if they come to his castle
>they do, expecting a helping hend
>Vlad impales all of them
>"no more problems because I killed you guys lel"

Amd I am Moldovan.

because it would make impressionable white kids want to crusade and kill muslims and jews

Fuck off kike

And your problem is?

He was barbaric for his time.

He was more likely a rape victim in one of the Turkish prisons. No wonder he was easily agitated and did fucked up things.

Connect the dots retards.

Who runs Hollywood? There is your answer

Based Mel might pull it off

>Are we not giving Romanians the proper respect they deserve?

Nah they are gypsies

There are 2 things Sup Forums needs to do

1. Create a university or a set of private schools around the world
2. Create a film/movie industry

Vlad did nothing wrong.

Tomorrow's idea, today.

t. resident of Covasna

Hey you dirty romani, what the fuck is a Vlach?

Because both of them are long dead and we have an autistic german as our president and a ex commie guberment with an oposition made up of libtards and bernie level socialists. While the country has one of the highest police per capita ratios in the world and the secret service probably controls everything.

In 1989 the Army had the chance to set up a Junta but they didn't. In 2000 we could have elected someone based enough to clean up the commie mess, but we elected a literal commie.

This country is not doing that bueno currently

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Good post!

KEK BASED VLAD

Vlad was based when he was at war with turks.

He put them in their place

>Being a prince of a small land and making a human forest of impaled Turks to scare off one of the most powerful enemies known to Christendom

LEGEND

Romania, please stop sending Gypsies here.
They're a genuine nuisance and there's too many retards giving them money and trusting them.
Our government also keeps shipping them out of London and into every other city to stop them bothering and begging to the politicians

Ive always wanted to try animation, am pretty good with a pencil

>tfw no right wing vampire death squads roaming the streets of europe and north america

nobody is sending them lol

Fugggggg

I work with a Romanian girl and she goes on about how Gypsies give a bad name to Romanians.

The Romanians tried repeatedly to get rid of them, and every single time the West intervened. With Europe's open door policy, They're leaving on their own accord. In other words, if you governments would have a border they wouldn't come.

/ourguy/

Can't be helped, they are nomads. Once they consider life is too hard here they'll go to greener pastures (ex : pre-muslim immigration London)

Someone was after the land. Vlad retired.

Didn't he grow up with Muslims? I thought his dad handed him and his brother to some Muslim king as part of a treatie deal

Yes he grew up in captivity as a hostage with one of his brothers. His brother was very handsome apparently and the Muslims liked his boypussy. Apparently Vlad was very stubborn

Then his father was assassinated and his other brother was buried alive.

He was barbaric because he was educated by the Sultan when he was taken as a political hostage as a child. He knew exactly what he was doing. Everything was messaging.

And the message was, "Don't fuck with me"

Vlad would inspect the wounded after battles with the Turks

Men who had injuries in the front were given rewards

Men who had injuries in their back would be impaled

The question is

When is someone from Europe going to impale and ISIS fighter and reawaken the ancient spirit of Vlad?

Seriously if you guys ever get to read about the history of Romania you would be impressed.

After so many years under invasions from the East, then hundreds of years of fighting against
Ottomans and shit then siding with the right side in WW2 and fighting against the red plague in the East,

Romanians used to be so based, too bad gypsies ruined the general image about Romania but don't worry people that know Romanians and have been in Romania know the truth and respect you! Orthodox Brothers

What do you think youtube is? all the popular channels among teenagers would be considered alt right by cucks, and that's just the big ones. 90% of new channels that post quality videos are edgy sam hyde wannabes.

I even have a channel dedicated to shitposting cucks and sexually enticing young blood into the kek cult. I wouldn't waste my time editing videos and buying props if i didn't believe internet media is the dominant form of propaganda. I sub people like me even if i hardly watch their videos, because that's how you support the cause.