Year 2018
>Shia Labeouf has moved the HWNDU flag hundreds of times at this point.
>Contracts SpaceX for a very important mission
>Pays them 8 billion dollars to ship a streaming camera, a flag pole and a HWNDU flag to the dark side of the moon
>hewillnotdivide.us is now streaming a HWNDU flag back dropped by featureless black void (You can’t really see stars in the moons night sky.)
>Sup Forums quickly figures out its on the darkside cause you can never see earth.
>Sup Forums applies specialized filters to the feed in order to create a map of radiation exposure.
>cross references it with moons exposure to sun.
>Triangulates it to an area of about a square mile all in about 2 days
>Within a week a moon probe is created to check to see if their calculations are right
>Orbital plan made within a day
>Launched the next day.
>Within a couple of days the location is pinpointed
>Within a week a fully fledged moon lander has been crowdfunded.
>Built and orbital plan laid out by the next week
>Launched half a week later.
>user captures the HWNDU flag and leaves a kekistani one on the pole.
>This keeps happening with different planets and moons till Sup Forums has visited every single body in the solar system
Year 2018
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>mfw Shia LaBeouf is forever remembered as the father of humanity's dominion of the stars
What happened last night? I had to go out but last thing I saw, some user was going to put a confederate flag on the pole but Shia was guarding it with a bat.
Did anything happen?
they put trump's hat i.imgur.com
If Sup Forums is the reason why we colonize the solar system, then it would be a year well served.
Praise Kek indeed.
>mfw reading your post
That wasn't last night, though, it happened days ago
That guy with a drone got arrested apparently or at least stopped by police according to anons on scanners. Don't recall anything worth mentioning happening afterwards
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best news in a while
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So, did somebody steal the flag or what?
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They did more than just steal a flag
>Will call into effect my contacts from all the government agencies that also hate this guy and we will make a drone and rocket that will take out the flag pole on the dark side of the moon and also deploy some probes to make space for the exploration of the moon
>Shia BTFO gives up on life
>mfw he brought autism to the stars
Red Baron did a flyby today
Contrails user literally went down in history.
This timeline is amazing.
crazy dumb namefag scum
>one week later
>Shia puts up another flag with round the clock surveillance of the the perimeter
>POL commandos tactically insert themselves into the area and either EMP the site or take down all the cameras without being seen
>Shia's final project is hanging himself on the flagpole.
He could just tell them it was a scam that Shia put him up to. He wanted to make our side look evil
>Wait for Shia LeCuck to hoist a new flag
>Light it on fire with a powerful laser
top kek. You deserved a trips
this
>Within a week a fully fledged moon lander has been crowdfunded
>not have a custom built android that a russian user grew in his homunculus experiments
>it has WiiU hardware implemented with win98 OS to prevent CIA hacking
>android is wrapped in tinfoil to protect the living body from radiation
>the abomination would be launched to the moon with Pepsi bottles
Come on, no one crowdfunds these missions. At the very least the food source for the android would be a bucket of tendies that some user ordered just for keks.
cheers faggots.
>windows 7
I didn't know Indonesia was a 3rd world country
enjoy your keylogger
> 2017
> using microsoft spyware
It was more than that, we used wild life noises, had anons search local collages, astrology a car honking its horn and high powered optics.
Holy fucking shit
weaponized autism, not even once. what would happen if Sup Forums became an alphabet agency?
>he doesn't know
>Shia hoists up another flag but it's underwater
>Flag location is spotted from the croaking of sea frogs and migration patterns
>Location is near an island
>A rich user lives on that island
>Underwater drones are sent out
>Drones blast Shadilay to do Marco Polo with the camera
>Flag is spotted along with scuba Shia defending it with baseball bat
>One drone snatches the flag
>The other welds a bucket flag on top
Sup Forums 4 - Shia 0
Better yet
>autists create a way to cheaply launch objects into orbit and beyond.
>globalists shit brix
but even more than all that, we used our greatest tool of all
the power of friendship.
With all our autism combined, we can actually be a force to fear instead of laugh at.
It will be because of Shia that Sup Forums becomes a breakaway species and furthers the advancement of the human species.
Soon.
SPACE! THE FINAL FAGTIER! These are the adventures of the starship, SS Kek. It's mission - to steal every HWNDU flag Shia has hidden across the solar system.
I hope he puts the flag up on a building next. It'll be great watching a Sup Forums drone steal it.
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I guess you never heard of the airstrikes /sg/ did in Syria
If Shia wants to stay relevant then he needs to keep capture the flag going.
Witenessed.
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>Spurs that jingle Jangle Jingle plays in background
It ironic because were supposed to be the stupid ones.
>have a room mate finishing up his masters.
>it's his turn to mow the lawn.
>he couldn't grasp the concept of a pull string
later date
>his light in his room burns out.
>"it just wont work!"
>unscrew the fixture and swap bulbs
>"what are you doing, only electricians can touch electricity without getting shocked!
later date
>realize that my room mate never had any problems he couldn't just trow money at.
>this left him with an empty head and automated responses to outside stimuli.
>never really thinks about anything.
>one day I turn the brightness all the way down on his macbook pro.
>"oh man it broken!"
>he goes out and buys a new one.
>literally throws the old one in the garbage can.
>I take it out and clean it up.
>swap the hard drive with the new one when he's out.
>restore it to factory settings so it acts like its new.
>find his receipt and the box in the trash as well.
>take it back to the mac store.
"buyers remorse"
>give me a full refund
>room mate never notices.